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Asked you to write a book, not to confess your criminal record!
Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System. Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences. But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy! Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain... Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence. Before he knew it, his works became popular. Selected reader comments: “This book describes things too realistically, this is definitely an autobiography!” “With you confessing and me confessing, Mr. Lin will end up in prison sooner or later.” “Author Lin Chuan (×), Suspect Mr. Lin (√)” Unexpectedly, the reader's prophecy has come true! The police showed up, “We suspect you're involved in serious illegal and criminal activities!” Lin Chuan, “Huh?” The police, “The crimes in your novels, they're your actual deeds, right?” Lin Chuan's vision went dark. Done for, I've written myself into the station, but I'm really not a criminal suspect!!!!!!
Cabbage, cabbage, ah · Urban
4.8
#R18 #POSSESSIVE #BL #YAOI #ENEMIESTOLOVERS #ALPHA #PREGNANCY #ARRANGEDMARRIAGE #OMEGAVERSE #CROSSDRESSING
How To Keep Pretending [BL]
[Mature content] To save his family's reputation hanging by a thread, Mikael took on his twin sister's place in an arranged marriage to Marquess Wolfram, all while dealing with his father's crumbling business. Aware that his identity would eventually be revealed, Mikael planned to tread cautiously. But... would his plan hold up for long? #alphaxalpha
hayaa · LGBT+
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How to Survive Your Mate's Rejection
Noah Cheong, a naïve hybrid of werewolf and human, disguises himself in the human world as a normal pastry chef. One day, his ordinary life turns upside-down, after he finds out that his mate is the future Alpha of Silvermoon pack, the strongest pack in New York City. Disgusted by his mate, the notorious fighter and womanizer, Drake Silvermoon, rejected Noah firsthand, which may cost Noah his life. Noah’s main goal to survive the rejection is by performing the rite of rejection, which must be led by the Alpha of Silvermoon pack, Drake’s father. But he must be careful not to spill the beans that he was the future Luna of Silvermoon pack. Otherwise, Noah could end up dead or worse, being stuck with his sadist mate for the rest of his life.
FluffyFatCat · Urban
4.0
#REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRANSMIGRATION #VILLAIN #ISEKAI #SMUT #YAOI
How to survive as a villain
Ren Jiang, an introverted architect, died. He found himself transmigrating into a psychotic villain of the novel he read. Thinking about gaining new martial powers, he excitedly stepped out of the door. He did not get the powers but ended up face to face with a childhood friend who was obsessed with the original body. Ren, "..." Trying to get rid of the obsessed friend he found himself entangled in life and death situation with none other than the male lead. Ren, "... Please, leave me alone!" With the help of his system, Ren, now, Dorion, tried warding off the evil people and correcting original's evil ways. He finally achieved a peaceful life.... Not really. Even, when he carefully avoided any troublesome interactions with the main leads, he still, ended up catching the eye of the male supporting character. A person who appeared at the end of the novel, just to torture the original Dorion. Even when the original owner begged for death, he was cured to be tortured again. Ren, "..." Looking at the tall figure coming towards him, Ren sneakily tried to wiggle his way out, "I'll l-leave right now. I-I didn't m-mean to come here…” Kade Death laughed, his red eyes gleaming with intense emotions. He easily trapped the beautiful person in his arms, "My sweet, you didn't actually think that I would let you go, right? The scared Ren, "..." I did, But I dare not say! "I let you go once, angel, not anymore..." Ren, "...System, H-Help!" System, "Why don't you help me?!!!! Save me from the claws of this nine-tailed fox!!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------- "It's a slow burn. You have been warned that there will be smut... but at later parts. (after 100 chapters...) Readers can show their support by voting on the chapters. .............................................................
Kuroitsuki · LGBT+
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#ACTION #BETRAYAL #REVENGE
Arranged Marriage: To Hear Your Voice
**Mature Content!** "I'm so sorry, Mr. Lawson, you can marry my daughter Marga but Sabrina is an exception." "Why? She's your daughter I thought you and my parents had already arranged this marriage. And I choose Sabrina. I won't marry anyone but Sabrina." "Then why Sabrina?" "Let's say that Sabrina and I have a special thing back then," Gabriel said with a little smile. Ferdinand frowned and was curious. "Well, she might deny it." Sabrina Mondragon Alvarez – is a mute rich woman. She's an introvert and hated getting along with rich people who always talk about senseless stuff. She was bullied by socialite but never they knew that behind that innocent-looking woman hides a strong and powerful aura. Being quiet doesn't mean weak but is something more dangerous than anything. Silence would lead all of her enemies to one place that can also be called danger. Soon, she'll have them in the place that she's secretly reserving for those who made her life and family miserable. She said to be someone who can't speak not until he came and chose her to be his wife. Gabriel Lawson - a rich powerful tycoon with a strong background. He fell in love with the woman he had a one night stand with and chose her to be his wife. He would do anything for her. And for those people who hurt her--they must pay a thousand folds. BOOK 2 is here! Please follow for my next novel. Click the link below or just search for Arranged Marriage: Dangerous Heiress You can follow me Discord @ TheIllusionist#4504
TheIllusionist · Urban
4.5
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #ACADEMY #NO-HAREM
How To Kill The Main Characters
"If I was in control I would make sure I killed off every single main character!..." Those words alone had me fall into the very game and possessed the body of a character that never appeared. --- ○A/N: Your Power Stones are Valued here, Trust! ○Every 10 GTs - 2 Bonus chapters!
Regressedgod · Fantasie
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#ACTION #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRAGEDY #IMMORTAL
How to Raise Your Regressor
A Professional Transmigrator meets a newbie Regressor. ❄️❄️❄️ He lived an average, fulfilling life and died of old age. The next moment, he opened his eyes as the Princess of Asmaria. While looking forward to his new life, he died again. And so began his 151,897,914th life as Samur Eckart. Samur is a Professional Transmigrator- or so he says, as he gets transmigrated into a new world every time he dies. However, each time, his memories return only moments before his death. If he successfully survives, he gets to live that life, if he dies, well, he just moves on to his next moment of death. Once again on the verge of death as Samur, he’s saved at the last moment by a young boy. Surprise, surprise, the young boy is a Regressor. As a man of honour, Samur intends to repay his debt then leave because the world is too inconvenient to live in. Well, that’s what he thought, at least, but the Regressor and his friends are kind of… weird, and he can’t seem to get away at all? However, not everything is as it seems. Samur’s whims have made him the part of an eternal lie. Shadows dance in glee as they concoct a requiem far grander than anyone can imagine, while the Lights tremble in delight as the apocalypse threatens the Universe. The dies have been cast, the play has been written, the characters are on the stage, and the sacrifices have been made. And so, it’s finally time to let this game begin. ~~~~~~~~ The cover photo obviously does not belong to me. Discord: https://discord.gg/qxmPDzXYTZ Instagram: @_anit666_
Anit666 · Fantasie
4.5
#R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #SURVIVAL #HISTORICAL #ROYALFAMILY #ABANDONED #REBIRTH #ARRANGEDMARRIAGE #CONTRACTMARRIAGE
How To End This Marriage
Sold to the Duke of the Empire, I still had hopes of a happy marriage in my heart as I'd liked the Duke for a very long time. I wanted to give the Duke my everything, even if it was just a political marriage. I tried my best to fulfill the marriage but Alexavier Agnes, the man I got married to never showed up in our bedroom even once after six months of our marriage. One day while having dinner we had a small quarrel and he dashed out of the room fuming and panting in anger. That was also the night when my screams and cries echoed in pure darkness as I was murdered brutally by some assassins. Why was I killed? Why did my husband hate me so much? Why did he not show up in our bedroom for six months? There's so many questions I didn't know the answers to. I shed tears of blood as I took my last breaths and swore to myself that if I get a next life I'll never marry this man again. ... Turns out God listened to my prayers as I woke up as my younger self... But I failed to stop my marriage with him. And something strange happened as he unexpectedly showed up in our room on our very first night. "I only married you to save the marquis's fortune." I paused before adding, "I'll divorce you in an year." His brows furrowed as he growled, "You can not divorce me." Why? Why does he not want to divorce? He hates me and I hate him back, divorce is the best option for us. Then why? Just what changed this time?
Agnst_Ella · Fantasie
4.7
#ACTION #REINCARNATION #MAGIC #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #GENIUS #ANTIHERO #LEVELUP #INVINCIBLE #BLOODPUMPING
How To Correctly Use Your Infinite Magical Power
++ Infinite Magical Power ++ In a world where magic defines status, our protagonist, born of nobility and commoners, faces a harsh reality. Labeled as 'magicless' by the society's rigid standards due to a flawed assessment, he becomes a target for ridicule and persecution, treated like less than a human by those who once claimed kinship. Yet beneath the surface lies a powerful truth: he possesses an INFINITE reservoir of magical energy, a gift that could change everything. As he endures the relentless cruelty of his peers, determination ignites within him. No longer will he be the victim; he will rise from the shadows and unleash the true extent of his magic. "You all will eventually realize... that I have infinite magical power!"
Mia_Miabella · Fantasie
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#R18 #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #SLICEOFLIFE #BETRAYAL #CEO #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT #DRAMATIC #SWEET
To Color Your Life
"If you are so worried about my fate, I will marry the first man I meet!" Emily hung up and muted the phone. The conversation with her grandmother was over. She turned around and bumped into the man behind her. "I agree!" the stranger declared with a joyous smile. "What do you agree to?" she did not understand. “What do you mean, what? If I understood everything correctly, you just promised your grandma that you would marry the first person you meet. And, I guess, that first person you meet happens to be me. So I agree. We can set a date. Although... why do we need a date? I agree to get married right now!" ... ... ... Novel Status: Volume 1 - COMPLETED ... Emily Hayes is tired of her grandmother's endless attempts to find a husband for the girl. The last conversation with a persistent relative ended with Emily threatening to marry the first person she meets. But what should she do if that very “first comer” heard everything and now demands fulfillment of the promise? And if at the first meeting she refused him, then at the second it became much more difficult to do this. ... ... ... "Are you upset, Miss Hayes?” asked the man. “Oh, no. I just haven’t been feeling well lately.” “Did something happen at work? Is anybody offending you?” Evans' gaze became serious. Emily tried to hide her smirk. She lifted her head and looked at the boss with the most innocent eyes, “Mr. Evans, you can congratulate me. I happen to be pregnant!” The man choked on his drink and immediately changed his face. The temperature around him dropped by several degrees. “And who is the lucky father, Miss Hayes?” he asked, pressing his palm into fist, “Did your grandmother finally trapped you, and Kevin got his chance?” Emily’s inner dragon purred with satisfaction. She took her sweet time before answering, “You.” My other work on Webnovel: - Fragments of Time [FREE/COMPLETED]
Anya_Nesh · Urban
4.9
#WEAKTOSTRONG #SURVIVAL #BEAUTY #CEO #ABANDONED #SEDUCTIVE #ARRANGEDMARRIAGE #RICHFAMILY #CONTRACTMARRIAGE #COUNTERATTACK
HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR HUSBAND
Zaya Mars and Kabir Asad have been married for a year but yet felt like strangers in their own homes. Zaya has been trying everything possible to make the marriage work but to no avail. Kabir, on the other hand, has made it clear that he has nothing to offer since the marriage is a contract marriage and he was forced into it by his family. He blames Zaya for having to end his relationship with his long-time girlfriend. Things took a new turn for their love story when Kabir purposely arrived home late on their first wedding anniversary and Zaya questions him about his whereabouts. Feeling annoyed by the pestering of Zaya, Kabir uttered in anger: “This is just a contract marriage. I have nothing to offer to you because you were never my choice!” In tears, Zaya makes a vow to make him love her even though they are in a contract marriage.
Hassana_Zubair · Urban
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#COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRANSMIGRATION #SUPERSTAR #SHOWBIZ
How To Be A Superstar
Yang Jingshen– first-tier actor and celebrated artist… When he had been convinced that he could finally achieve his dream of becoming a film emperor, he died in an unfortunate accident that happened at the function that was supposed to kickstart his glittering future. And, when he opened his eyes against all odds, Yang Jingshen found himself in the body of Feng Xi; a female cannon fodder character in a trashy web novel he read recently.T_T Pathetic extraordinaire indeed, but then, what was a man to do except grit his teeth while hoping to make the best out of a situation that appeared woefully hopeless? And, Yang Jingshen had been nothing but pragmatic all his life. So, deciding to quietly settle into his new life, he slowly started to assimilate himself into this world. But then, tragedy struck again. Mysterious voice: “You have to take revenge for Feng Xi and help her achieve her dreams.” Yang Jingshen: “...” Mysterious voice: “Or your soul will be obliterated.” (╯^╰) Yang Jingshen: “...” Mysterious voice: “You can buy powerful gadgets at our shop using points you earn to complete this mission!” ^_^ Yang Jingshen: “... Can I just go back?” T T Mysterious voice: “...” But, was everything as simple as it appeared to be? And, what’s with this person, always buzzing around him like a pesky little fly? He only treated him as a good brother, ok? What kind of unfortunate and terrible misunderstanding is this? ##### This book might be a romance genre novel, but it's a slow burn and there would be many other things at play as well. So, if you guys are looking for a quick-paced, romance-only story, this might not be the thing for you.
TravellerSoul · Fantasie
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#ROMANCE
Comb Your Hair A Hundred Times
It is always the unconditional love that wins. Wait for your moment to shine, not everyone is at an equal pace. We may live in a dream where our fantasies are at. But we should know that it'll not be forever and that we should wake up soon. He likes her. She like someone else. But did he gave up?
jajaxvi · realistisch
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Time Travel to Become Your Sweetheart
Jane Green, a world-famous jewelry chief designer woke up and found she had become the heroine in a novel she was reading. With the exact same name as that designer, the former heroine couldn't be more regular. She had a great husband and a five-year-old son, but was stupid enough to be set up. She was caught in bed with someone else, spat on and died a miserable death
Siyelian · Urban
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How to write your own book
This book will be full of helpful tips on how to start your own book. There is no lead, this is not about history. History was just the closet thing to education I could find. I hope you enjoy these tips for amateurs!
Green_duckling · Geschichte
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#ROMANCE #R18 #COMEDY #HAREM #TRANSMIGRATION #SLICEOFLIFE #ACADEMY #UNPRINCIPLED
How to Tame Your Demi-Girl
[Discontinued - But you can still read it if you want to, as it covers the entirety of the first arc with a decent ending] "What?! You want to make ice cream with the breast milk, you sucked out my breasts the other day?!" The Cow Girl with two sets of breasts, asked me in shock, while I was squeezing her chest, to fill up another canister full of fresh breast milk. "No, Luca! There's no way I'm allowing you to cook a sausage, by stuffing it up my secret place! That's too embarrassing!" The Salamander Girl, who's body was made of fire and scales, denied my small request, even though her fiery body was the perfect temperature to cook me up, a good old hotdog. "Okay, fine...I'll let you finger my gills. But do it slowly, since I'm sensitive there." The Shark Girl, who had razor sharp teeth and a long shark tail, agreed to let me have a little fun with her gill slits on her abdomen, that she used to breath when she went underwater. Do you want to know how all these crazy situations came out to be? Then read this damn novel, that transported me into this strange world full of adorable demi-girls, and find out for yourself. [Warning: This is a story made by a Degenerate, to cater towards Degenerates like myself. There will be many intense 18+ scenes, that you never could have imagined to ever exist in any form of media, in this story. So I advice people, who only enjoy the standard erotic scenes you see in every other novel, to ignore this piece of work and move on.] [And also, I highly request you to read the prologue of the story, so that you can understand what you're getting into.]
AGodAmongMen · Fantasie
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#SLICEOFLIFE #ANIME #BETRAYAL #CEO #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT #DRAMATIC #FIRSTLOVE #POWERFULCOUPLE #SUPERSTAR
Your Paradise: Listen To My Song
Fans chanting your name, makeup artists and stylists swarming you and creating a beauty out of this world, your music playing on tv, and most of all, becoming someone's paradise...that's what Ishihara Minami had wanted since she was 12 years old. An avenue to someone's healing process, a comfort to those who needed it, all the while looking like a princess and being loved by many. It sounded like heaven. It seemed like thousands of girls just like her managed to live out this dream that seemed so far it almost felt like it was made-up. They made it look easy....but who knew it would be so hard. With so many people out to get you and willing to use you as a stepping stone, it seemed impossible to stay genuine in such a place. The road to her dream of becoming an idol that was filled with a roller coaster of emotions and constant lies, even she wonders if this dream will ever come into her grasp. "How far are you willing to go?" "I'll do anything." "Just like they did to you?" "No....I'll do it better than all of them combined."
Thalia_Ilace · Teenager
4.9
How To Own A Mafia Boss
How do you get to own a mafia boss? Step One: Save his life His mouth lowers slowly, eyes locked on my lips now. Every trace of amusement is gone, leaving behind a smoldering seriousness. "I've been hoping you'd kiss me." My breath is coming in short chops. Careful, AJ. "And I find that I don't want to wait anymore." *** My name is AJ Deónne. My life is a mess. All I want is to work till my bakery is debt free, and to survive these next few years alone. My plans are turned upside down when I save a stranger from drowning...did I mention he is gorgeous? Don't judge me for ogling a helpless man. You would too! His past hidden in shrouds of mystery...that only seems to excite and entice me. Now he is living under my roof...am I falling for him? So what if danger is now following me and there are threats to my once quiet life? It surely has nothing to do with my handsome stranger. Right? How To Own a Mafia Boss is created by Temple Alli, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
Temple Alli · Urban
5.0
The comb
Rashmita_Das_8701 · Fantasie
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#CEO #POSSESSIVE #THESTRONGACTINGWEAK #FACESLAPPING #CONTRACTMARRIAGE #LOVEAFTERMARRIAGE
How to Kiss my Grumpy Mafia.
Abigail is a waitress working in a high-end club in Country B who dreams of living an ordinary, peaceful life. However, those who have crossed her path mysteriously vanish, never to be seen again. When she receives an offer to marry Elias, she agrees to the arrangement in exchange for her freedom. Elias is a fearsome mafia lord with a notorious reputation that precedes him. His name alone is enough to strike fear in the hearts of those in the underworld, and he is determined to become the chairman of his grandfather's business empire, the most controlling in the world. However, there is one ridiculous condition he must meet to achieve his goal. Elias enters into a contract marriage, a marriage of convenience with no emotional attachment allowed as a prime rule. The sinful encounter between these two self-benefit-driven people takes place amidst bullets, vows, and blood. The question is, who will lose the trial of emotions first? What happens when secrets are revealed, tragedies are reopened from years ago? will their marriage stand?
Prettyfavy64 · Urban
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