NixelLazuli

i try.

mmmm... you're safe . for now. but so help me he raises the dead and... oh, someone is going to have to call the police.

Don't worry, no one cares. It's just a slight blemish. ( 10 minutes later) The disciples are still laughing

You want to die an agonizing death author!? That is so going to far. If lu Sheng becomes a necromancer or uses a dagger to fight... I'm walking out the door... with his corpse.

If he's inspired why do I feel like he'll forget the lesson soon?

You lived no more than a large fat baby, calling you an adult is an insult to humanity at large!

Don't be so harsh he's an idiot... actually no, be as harsh as can be!

Don't look at a piece of glass and shout diamond... actually wait, no, let's say a wet pebble in the light. Yeah, that's more like it

Oh princess , how shameful. Remember your statinon

Yeah, sure... Is he going to eat himself into a food coma? I'm guessing this will happen