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because he wants to enjoy his meal instead of falling over from a foodgasm lol.

Big E: "that's my boy! you tell them son!"

ah shit what if Merlin is in on it too? by saying he's from Avalon he's trying to keep Shirou tied down to Britain so he doesn't leave.

Merlin is definitely the kinda guy to Aura farm as a hobby.

he won by abusing game mechanics basically. But Merlin and Artoria believe that he's actually some secret super genius king.

aww poor Alfred misses the kids, here's hoping Samael can at least be on good terms with Alfred.

Batman: "my orphaned youth senses are tingling! Alfred prepare a new Robin suit!"

bro literally has an indestructible brick to throw at the opps.