Holyhandgrenade

because long hair is a persistent and menial curse of social and physical proportions with little benefit aside from acting similar to a peacock's display of plumage or when rock stars whip it around to fan it out in a display "personality"

in the spirit of making odd comparisons between dissimilar things like just about anything and mount tai I will compare this situation to deciding who you become friends with and say that if you can't see something wrong with either party the one that tells you to drop the other should bear more scrutiny if only because hate becomes less and less beneficial motivation and more illogical hindrance the deeper it gets, then ask yourself would I rather hang out with senator palpatine ready to crank out lightning because his latte didn't have the right obscure sudo dairy product or qui gon jin on his way to getting roasted by an evil looking Mama's boy with horn nubs like a newborn red nosed reindeer and an instinct to become an aggravating nuisance by butting heads when your boss is telling you to train the new guy or get lost

boredom breeds contempt.. for life. Makes you wonder how much of life's problems like genocidal dark lords could be solved by getting someone a job, a hobby, or a subscription to a premium travel channel

so this is why cultivators monologue before a fight. it's their version of a legal disclaimer only it's become a cultural means of expression where they aim for showmanship and come off as arrogant excuses for human beings like lawyers if they played dirty one hundred percent of the time and pretended to have spotless standards... you know what; it fits perfectly

Dumbledore, Hiruzen,and Makarov all bare titles and the ability to "might makes right" many problems an ability they all use sparingly but Makarov doesn't have a council position where he makes decisions where he has to deal with extra politics, corruption, and possible guilt from hard decisions on an international scale because he has a title as a saint like how an Olympic athlete doesn't get hastled with those decisions or the leaders of criminal organizations which Makarov is debatable not, leaders who probably don't care about how the moral grey of their decisions effect others. nope Makarov is the proud member of both the cool kids club(saints) and the club of local business owners who take tax deductions under the guise or condition of paid public service like a fire department with bar attached which is a far too accurate comparison, a hilarious comparison, and something I strongly suspect is legally grey irl might as well tack on his volunteer service as a coach for a youth and professional sports and team that he was once a player for because that would some up the guild. sooo which Makarov's titles or responsibilities place him in a position to have direct majority in life ruining, guilty conscience stirring, megalomaniac "for greater good" delusions. cough. decisions

far too much time and effort was spent finding cheap and efficient ways to one hit the local wildlife so it wouldn't incessantly hinder exploration

they ask trelawney who throws names on scraps of paper into a top hat while watching Hallmark romance b movies

only respect for those who can enjoy the simple things in life albeit it is sad how some get to that point without smelling the roses along the way

he has 'no energy' but it's restricted?

the character is nice but every girl you meet being the target audience for your specific brand of it especially right off the bat is either sus or magic if you think there's a difference