Zyanid_Warfare

Your right, I just went and peeked at chapter 1, I probably just mixed up another fic some because I’m used to people using CYOA He had 2 wishes at the start and his wishes were for his body and armor, being Custodes… and him wishing for the dragons

It’s like taking a modern man, used to all these delectable modern foods and desserts, and then taking it all away and having them live on bland boiled foods without salt Butterbeer is her guilty pleasure, like how many people are ‘addicted’ to chocolate

So does the MC

Uhoh… that’s no good… not for Enrai/Radahn… he can still deal with it bad for everyone else… I don’t know much about Elden Ring but as far as I’m aware glintstone is basicallly the magical fuel of the lands between, and there could be some very… unfortunate… consequences that no one will be prepared for

Snom is an absolutely adorable name for such a stabby little critter

Did he not have it?… I could have sworn he did… Blank allows for endless growth so I assume he has it

True

Ngl, some stewed cabbage and onions is pretty tasty Just cabbage alone seems a bit bland though

Your the peeping tom…

This fic is just… it’s like it’s written by someone who barely understands being a teenager, yet acts like one and makes cock and ball torture jokes constantly thinking they’re hilarious, to the point of them being stale