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Samuel_Nelson_19352mthKommentiertDear god............this is just ....perfect, absolutely perfect. never change
Armsmaster whipped his halberd off his back and began chasing the terrified villain around his desk, screaming at him with spittle flying from his mouth.- Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
SAUCY JACK
"Slippery little bastard." - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
Bean Chilling
"She doesn't like it, Dad! What do we do?" Ferdinand lamented in the voice of John Cena as he reeled back from the lack of applause at our entrance. - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
A truly majestic turn of phrase.[img=recommend]
It was funny, I'd gone so far into the certainty of steel, and now the path forward is to return to monke. Like a majestic silverback gorilla. A majestic silverback gorilla that's more durable than a honey badger and leaps through the air like a tiger. A tiger that can double jump and run like a cheetah. A cheetah with the eyes of an eagle. The eyes of an eagle that can see thermals like a snake tastes them, and has hearing like a dolphin or a bat. A bat with a donkey dong that cums like a horse. - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
YEEAAHH!! FINALLY
"This beef is making my dick hard. - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
You should make people narrating their deaths a reacuring joke.
Hoki's riveting narration of his final thoughts and feelings continued for a long while, keeping the crowd and myself hanging in suspense as the man passed oh so incredibly slowly. In his final moments, Hoki locked eyes with me, and I watched as his spirit abandoned its flesh for the Pure World. - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
I have no words..................................................
"This pain is unimaginable!" Hoki screeched, "My testicles are being pulled! Pulled in different directions! One is being pulled left and the other is being pulled right. The skin of my scrotum is being stretched to its limits! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! They have pulled too far, my scrotum has torn asunder! My testicles are unraveling as they slip out of the pliers! Thank God I will soon bleed to death because this agony is beyond belief!" - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
I WON'T GIVE YOU MY SEED!!![img=recommend]
Naruto himself basked in the awe and wonder of the Clan Shinobi, but reacted rather harshly when a number of girls started flirting with him, shouting, 'I won't give you my seed!' and leaping away from them. - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
FEEL EVERY OUNCE!!!! perfect
"Fuck yeah it was!" Naruto shouted and pumped his fist, "I was like, 'Taste kanabo, bitch!' and he was like 'Nah, man. Have some giant snake!' and I was all 'Feel every ounce of my club, giant snake!' and he was all… - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
FEEL EVERY OUNCE!!!!!
Dieser Absatz wurde gestrichen. - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
Mission accomplished, good work son.
I fucked Power Girl to death! - Samuel_Nelson_19351yrKommentiert
this is perfect
---See my head roll off my body. Child unit laughing, reading this. - Samuel_Nelson_19352yrVerschickt
MY BODY IS READY!!!!!!! ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
- Samuel_Nelson_19352yrAntwortet auf The_Ultimate_Duck
Mother might have something to say about that.
From Suna, there was Team Gaara. - Samuel_Nelson_19352yrKommentiert
hmmm..........You should say McGuffins more often, it's a fun word.
"You think that is bad," I chuckled, "on this little world called Sera we picked up a complete immunity to McGuffins." - Samuel_Nelson_19352yrKommentiert
Second best line in the whole story.
"I'm a warrior, Dom." Marcus answered.