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TheRealWafflez

TheRealWafflez

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WAFFLE Sect!!!

2019-08-04 BeigetretenUnited States
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez23h
    Antwortet auf ScottyTheD

    🤦 Jesus Christ. After the third time, does the idea that it was intentionally mis-spelled by the author not occur to you? How stupid do you think the author is? 😆

    He hummed as he sent a message to Rosalie, and contemplated if it would be morally sound if he was to smoke some weed in LandDisney, there were a lot of kids around so he didn't know how parents would take it. Ultimately he decided against it, he didn't need them calling the cops on him because he couldn't control himself, he would just wait until they left then get as high as possible.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez23h
    Kommentiert

    Whyyyyy 😆

    Nodding he followed her inside as he did he heard a voice that he recognized but he was sure he didn't know, "Mom, seriously this is embarrassing. Luke and Dad are just going to eat so much they vomit later and Alex is basically flirting with the guy you wanted for me."
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez1d
    Kommentiert

    To you, author. Phew.

    "Positive, sir. I have taken the liberty of temporarily keeping Ares' helmet in one of our smaller bases near Gotham City. I will shift it to the main Bat Cave after I am done sealing it inside a promethium and lead vessel as you ordered." She answered with a cheery voice.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez1d
    Kommentiert

    Thank GOD - Bruce stole the helmet for research. PHEW

    "Those yacht lessons from Alfred sure did come in handy. He was right. Knowing how to sail a boat can indeed save a billionaire's life." Bruce muttered with a chuckle before trying to connect to Cortana through his nanobots. "You have secured the object, right?" He asked. 
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez1d
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    😐 I reeeaaalllyyy hope that Cortana stored the helmet away when no one was looking. Otherwise, the blatant nonchalance towards the missing helmet is just plain dumb (though I’d wager this very fact already makes Hippolyta look really bad, because she’s known about it since a WHILE ago, and everything is settled now, so she should have looked into it by now 🤦‍♂️) However, for Bruce, I guess even if he was surprised, he wouldn’t show it in front of Hippolyta, and would instead just start to immediately investigate via Cortana) Eh, either way. Plz don’t turn into an enemy plot, and tell me Cortana secretly stole it! 😭

    "Hmm? No, I haven't. Maybe it got destroyed in the battle or some god took it away so that it doesn't cause any more harm. Who knows?" Bruce answered with a shrug.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez3d
    Antwortet auf DragonField

    Yeah, I’ve come up with so many super specific theories in comments multiple times - most of them end up being wrong 😂 Though who knows, technically 1 of my theories about SOMETHING could still end up being right. Lol, idk - either way, keep up the good work! 😄 I’m enjoying this fic 👍

    But in this reality, Harry never found the book; somebody else did. Somebody who had proved to be just as manipulated as Ginny Weasley had been, and yet, nothing had occurred in a while. Tom Riddle was still out there, manipulating someone and putting his plans into action. Yet, nobody had been hurt, and there hadn't been an inkling of his presence anywhere. I'm sure some people would be grateful that nothing has happened, but I am even more concerned. I would rather people were being attacked, as that way, I knew what he was up to. But this way, he is laying low and planning something. I don't like it.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez3d
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    🤦 The Undercroft from Hogwarts Legacy, too?! 🤣 Are you planning on connecting this story to the concept of ‘Ancient Magic’ from a couple hundred years ago during the events of HP Legacy? Are you just including the locations, or are you gonna actually mash the events with this world, too? 🤔

    It was some kind of big clock thing that was actually hidden from sight; I only managed to find it through the connection I was following, and I managed to open it and go inside, which transported me to a different place. Thankfully, this place wasn't a horrific place like the last one I found, and there was no torture or trials to overcome. I just ended up in a big hall with some pillars around it and a whole bunch of dusty furniture around the place, and some chandeliers. There seemed to be some painting portraits on the wall, but some were completely blank while others were frozen, and the people in them paused mid-sentence.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez3d
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    How much you wanna bet Harry is the one who found the book, and is blacking out when he’s controlled, so he doesn’t know? That would make a LOT of sense for the plot to progress in a way that Harry’s memories aren’t gone for good, and Tom’s diary soul that controls Harry can recover the memory to know what happened, and where the Scriptorium is located & use it to manipulate Harry further 👍 That would actually also fill the hole of ACCESS in the theory of who-dun-it, when it was mentioned in like the 2nd or 3rd victim how it was odd that a student could have entered a restricted area or something while controlling the basilisk? Harry’s invisibility cloak can cover for that detail! 🧐

    But in this reality, Harry never found the book; somebody else did. Somebody who had proved to be just as manipulated as Ginny Weasley had been, and yet, nothing had occurred in a while. Tom Riddle was still out there, manipulating someone and putting his plans into action. Yet, nobody had been hurt, and there hadn't been an inkling of his presence anywhere. I'm sure some people would be grateful that nothing has happened, but I am even more concerned. I would rather people were being attacked, as that way, I knew what he was up to. But this way, he is laying low and planning something. I don't like it.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez3d
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    😂 They 100% have the invisible jet 🤣

    "And what about me wanting to return home? I don't guess you have an invisible jet hidden inside your castle, do you?" I asked at which both Diana and Hippolyta suddenly looked slightly taken aback. 
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez3d
    Antwortet auf VOID_321

    I literally couldn’t read more than half of the first chapter before it started getting unbearable. One of the worst translations I’ve ever read - including dozens of trial reads a few years ago! 😂

    It was a chilly night, and you could hear a woman screaming in the bedroom from outside. In the hallway near the door, he said, there is a tall man with a beard and only a very apprehensive eye. On either side of him, there are two boys, one with blonde hair and the other with dark hair, stand on either side of him, terrified of their mother's cries.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez4d
    Antwortet auf evprati

    You’re referring to actual Norse mythology? Pretty sure you’re wrong about Thor’s mother. But either way, it shouldn’t matter. Doesn’t this novel take place in an alternate MCU universe? Or at the very least an amalgamation of MCU + comics? I dropped this, so I don’t know for sure, but I could have sworn I saw MCU-sounding chapter titles when I skimmed the chapter list before starting the 1st chapter…🤔

    It was a chilly night, and you could hear a woman screaming in the bedroom from outside. In the hallway near the door, he said, there is a tall man with a beard and only a very apprehensive eye. On either side of him, there are two boys, one with blonde hair and the other with dark hair, stand on either side of him, terrified of their mother's cries.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez4d
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    😂 Why is he assuming that the “Kill Voldemort” quest is actually the FINAL showdown between them? With his unknown method of achieving immortality, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that after Voldemort actually dies, he can come back to life & recover. (Rather than recovering from a NEAR-death state). In fact, it could be argued that Voldemort did ACTUALLY “die” even in HP canon! Which, under the circumstances, would likely count as a logical equivalency to the condition of “death” that Voldemort must experience for this quest! 👍

    This quest would be the end of the reign of Voldemort. This would be the last fight. The last confrontation which would stop him for once and all.
    HP: The Magical Gamer
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez5d
    Antwortet auf The_Weird_Magician

    That they are! And my opinion is that this book needs to be incinerated! 😂 I have never dropped a webnovel without finishing at least the 1st chapter before this! And I’ve read dozens of trial novels on here! I mean, Jesus Christ. 😆 I simply couldn’t take it…💀

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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez5d
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    This translation needs a re-write or I’m gonna blow my brains out.” “Yes, it needs.”

    "Yes, he needs."
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez5d
    Kommentiert

    That’s definitely blonde hair! Yup…

     Odin and his children went to prey in the room, there they found a beautiful blonde woman lying on the bed with a baby in her arms wrapped in white cloths, Odin hurried her.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez5d
    Antwortet auf Habutheri

    Is…is that why this translation is so god-awful? It was MTL’d into a different language twice??? 🤣 Jesus Christ, that explains a lot.

     Odin and his children went to prey in the room, there they found a beautiful blonde woman lying on the bed with a baby in her arms wrapped in white cloths, Odin hurried her.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez5d
    Antwortet auf TheRealWafflez

    Oops, I just realized that I subconsciously combined your comment with the other comment that says “this is where I draw the line, this translation is garbage”. So I wrote a reply thinking you also said “this is where I draw the line” lol, whoops!

     After a few more minutes, the sounds of the woman stop, shortly after, a woman leaves the room.
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez5d
    Antwortet auf Shanmay

    That’s what drew the line for you? That’s honestly one of the least egregious errors so far 😂 In that it’s not technically an error, but rather causes the already-bad translation to be even harder to read because of the vagueness 🤷‍♂️

     After a few more minutes, the sounds of the woman stop, shortly after, a woman leaves the room.
    Baldur Odinson: God of Light
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez5d
    Antwortet auf evprati

    Well, this is a Marvel universe…so yes, in this universe they are children of Odin & Frigga

    It was a chilly night, and you could hear a woman screaming in the bedroom from outside. In the hallway near the door, he said, there is a tall man with a beard and only a very apprehensive eye. On either side of him, there are two boys, one with blonde hair and the other with dark hair, stand on either side of him, terrified of their mother's cries.
    Baldur Odinson: God of Light
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  • TheRealWafflez
    TheRealWafflez5d
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    🤨 But…his Mage class isn’t maxed yet…? He shouldn’t be able to swap between maxed classes when he’s still levelling the current class, right? Or am I misremembering? Was it instead that he needed to reach a certain level before being able to switch to another class that is already maxed? But can only start a new class once it’s fully maxed? At which point, no switching until re-reaching the level to allow switching to maxed classes? I can’t remember now…🤔

    As soon as Harry teleported back to Hogwarts, he sought out the privacy of the Room of Requirement. He changed his Class back to Necromancer since he couldn't use the required skills associated with it while being a Mage.
    HP: The Magical Gamer
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