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DrVulgariusDogez

DrVulgariusDogez

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I am an amateur author but an expert imaginist (if there is no word such as imaginist, then I declare to the world its existence)

2019-07-11 BeigetretenGlobal
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
    Kommentiert

    I guess the author died of covid?

    Ch 945 This Might Be What Happiness Feels Like
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    Jiang Wick

    Beside it, Jiang He gritted his teeth and seethed, "The damned Sky Demon Cult! They actually killed my dog! From now on, I will kill every last Sky Demon Cultist I reach!"
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    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    Scowling, Jiang He promptly let his mind run wild, imagining one child-unfriendly scene after another.
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
    Antwortet auf DeathLingers

    ey that's a good one tho except for the part that his wives became irrelevant and the wives became robot-like characters...

    Secondly, it was even simpler with charming beauties like Wang Siyu. All it took for him was to think about starting a family with them, along the process of making children.
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    be like Han Jue

    "The country is still keeping the revival of Spirit Qi a secret. I must be careful, or it won't do if I get caught and become a lab rat for their experiments."
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
    Antwortet auf timothy_riendeau

    at least you got work

    (⊙o⊙)…
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    man he sounds like a psychopath

    Jiang He laughed drily, and picked up a stick beside his orchard, measuring it with a dark smile. "Running away after eating my cucumber? I'll break your legs if you run!"
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    did he just cucked the village chief?

    Reaching out to pat Dumbo's head, Jiang He grinned. "Well, since you like my big cucumber, you could stay here from now on, Dumbo."
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    well... is he expecting am answer?

    Startled, Jiang He flashed the light of his mobile phone in the dog's direction. "What are you doing running to my house in the middle of the night, Dumbo?"
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    I can enter the game: Wang Cai

    "Dumbo?"
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    cuckumber

    "If Dumbo really ate rat poison, how could it be saved with just half a stick of cucumber?
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    2 catties = 1 kg right? dang you could basically use them as weights

    The single cucumber that weighed over two catties was just so tasty.
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    at least it is not a TCM description

    "Rich in protein, and vitamins B2, C and E, carotene, niacin, calcium, phosphorus, iron and other nutrients. Clears body heat, detoxes, strengthens mind and eases nerves, improving overall health."
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    if there were 2 cucumber seeds, he might have earned 198 seeds

    Indeed, 99 cucumbers were hanging over the branches of the tree.
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    man... most starter packs contain cake

    "Other great starter packs would give a Natural Spirit Gem, Nine Orifice Golden Pellet, Godly Arts or Ancient Sage Form! Even the next best would have a Restoration Pellet that strengthens you with decades of cultivation or a billion dollars for starting investments. And all I get… is one cucumber seed?"
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    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    How to breed a future criminal. How satisfying. My evil kidneys are tingling in delight.

    "Little kid, well done. In the future, no matter where you are, you have to secretly catch and eat good food. You'll get a reward that way." The young man praised the child and even handed the strawberry he had bought to him. "Look, this is the reward you got this time!"
    I Can Enter The Game
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
    Antwortet auf Iwan_Johan

    the translator is probably american

    This price frightened many people. One catty was 250 yuan. Wouldn't more than 30 catties cost 70,000 yuan?
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
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    Fish: PROFIT!!!!

    Crack! The fishing rod suddenly broke, attracting everyone's attention.
    I Can Enter The Game
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
    Antwortet auf Unimatrix001

    as a rich guy myself I could vouch that we always bring a spare car during travels.

    The driver got out of the car and checked before saying respectfully to the person in the backseat, "Chairman, the right car's tire pressure is almost gone. It should have been pierced by an iron awl when we passed by the construction road previously. Now, we might have to find a nearby county to fix the tire. We'll have to stop at noon."
    I Can Enter The Game
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  • DrVulgariusDogez
    DrVulgariusDogez1yr
    Antwortet auf Grimaced
    "You know, I don't smoke or drink, and I never do dangerous things." Qin Lin leaned closer to Zhao Moqing and kissed her mouth.
    I Can Enter The Game
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