Dao_of_Nyao

Ku ku ku. Nyah ha ha ha. *evil cat laugh*

... but is it regarding his personal safety? *tilts head*

... because he's a dog that wants to hump everything he sees?

Oooh. *getting a responsible vibe* Can we keep him?

Nyah. Congratulations 🎉 on officially being a scumbag man, nyan.

Nyah. He's such a man, too. A caveman, nyah.

Nyah. Says the living cheat, nyan.

Savory, not soggy!

Confess!... or we send in. the. rookie.

Nyah. How much strength do we need to make an intro between her knee and his gibbly bits? 'cause, it would probably be a spiffy distraction, nyan.