Spejs

Got infinite whiskey and cigarettes, didn't even bother with infinite water or food rations, and he could have landed on a barren rock. "Getting priorities straight".

That's quite some confidence, thinking they will beat the game in a single day.

And used Naruto's ultimate move to surround poor baby dragon.

Orochimaru's DIY guide, special offer only today - for 2 rinnegans, it's practically free.

Where is PETA when you actually need them?

Vietna... I mean, mmorpg flashbacks.

The other 10% of time she doesn't even ask