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You're Testing a Kitchen Knife, But Why Are You Using it to Strike a Military Shovel?

Zhao Feng transmigrated into a parallel world and became a product livestreamer. For a whole week, he promoted kitchen knives, but for six days, no one showed any interest. Not only that, the viewers in his livestream room mocked him, claiming that everything he sold was garbage. Unable to tolerate this, Zhao Feng couldn't hold back his anger anymore. In front of hundreds of viewers in the livestream room, he pulled out a military shovel and said, "You all said my stuff is garbage, right? Well, now I'm going to show you whether it's garbage or not." "Clang! Clang! Clang..." The kitchen knife struck against the military shovel and created countless sparks, silencing the whole livestream room. After a while, the screen was bombarded with numerous bullet comments. "What the hell? Who taught you to test a kitchen knife like that?" "This is insane! Such a good kitchen knife might end up ruined!" "They asked you to test the kitchen knife, and you used it to strike a military shovel? That's just crazy!" Gradually, news of Zhao Feng's eccentric testing method spread online, causing a huge sensation. Suddenly, he went viral and became incredibly popular. Not only that, but people also discovered that this livestreamer not only had a ruthless way of testing products but also exposed the behind-the-scenes secrets of the entire product-livestreaming industry.

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Redakteur: Dragon Boat Translation

-The next day-

-In a five-star hotel-

Zhao Feng slept until 2:30 in the afternoon before he slowly opened his sleepy eyes.

Yesterday, he received a call from the boss of Sixteen, who wanted to increase his commission price. After hearing about this, he went to the bar that night and booked a dragon suit in a five-star hotel.

It wasn't for any particular reason other than the girls in the bar were young enough.

After cleaning up, Zhao Feng came out of the bathroom and immediately started the stream.

Originally, he had already decided not to do any streaming today.

After all, the previous six consecutive days had already proved that he could not do this.

However, yesterday's situation suddenly gave him hope. No matter what, who would be willing to see some scum be in a higher position?

"I hope that more people are watching the stream today!" Zhao Feng was very nervous.

He knew better than anyone else what had happened yesterday.

With complicated feelings, Zhao Feng pressed the record button. However, something unexpected happened.

Almost at the same time as the stream started, thousands of people poured in at the same time.

What was going on?

Zhao Feng was stunned. His eyes widened as he looked at the bullet comments on the live broadcast channel. His face was filled with doubt and confusion.

But gradually, as time passed, more and more comments and messages from the viewers appeared on the live chat. His expression suddenly came to a realization.

"It seems… Someone was helping to do free publicity!!" Zhao Feng said with a smile in his eyes.

Although Zhao Feng's behavior yesterday was a little presumptuous and angered many people, it also successfully made some people remember him.

Many of them had recorded his live broadcast, edited it, and distributed it to various major social platforms.

...

At that moment, Zhao Feng's chat was extremely lively.

"Ding, I'm first in the chat!"

"I'm second!"

"I just saw a video of this streamer bullying his viewers. Hurry up and come over. What's going on?"

"Previous commenter, I advise you to calm down. This streamer is a lunatic. He curses at his viewers and even steals money when cornered!"

Once the bullet comment appeared, it immediately attracted the attention of the newcomers. Seeing this, everyone scoffed at the words of this netizen with the username, "You Have To Eat On Time Today."

"Stealing? Hehe, I don't believe that the streamer can hit me through the internet."

"That's right. The money is in my account and the password is in my hands. If I don't want to pay, can he force me?"

"..."

The new viewers were all talking one after another. Their words were filled with disdain. They had come in to watch the show. This streamer seemed mysterious to them, people who didn't know better would think that this streamer knew how to dance to the gods.

"No, believe me. I'm telling the truth..."

"You Have To Eat On Time Today" was anxious. He typed frantically with both hands, but no one believed his words anymore. Everyone only thought that he was trying to please the crowd.

At that moment.

Zhao Feng had just started the live. With just one sentence everything blew up. It was a miracle that the viewer's CPU did not heat up and explode.

"Good afternoon, resentful gremlins!"

"The purpose of my stream today is to get the full commission, regardless of the quality."

"Looks like everyone's wallets are ready. Let's cut the crap and quickly place an order."

...

In an instant, the new viewers were stunned.

After half a second, they finally realized that the video they saw was real. This bastard streamer really dared to harm their wallets.

Among them, a netizen with the username "Shrimp Scissors" who was the most enthusiastic.

Almost immediately, he turned on the recording screen. He wanted to record every word that Zhao Feng said next.

Because he had a feeling that this man… Was going to be popular!

Sitting in the room, Zhao Feng didn't care about their reactions. Just based on their reactions and the increasing number of followers on his account…

He realized that this group of people might prefer his way of talking.

In other words, this might be the key for his future stream.

As for whether it was the right way, Zhao Feng didn't care. He would just go with the flow. At most, he would change his job. It was fine as long as he didn't starve to death.

After confirming the direction of his stream, Zhao Feng did not hesitate. He immediately took out a can of black garlic from behind him and slapped it onto the table in front of the phone camera.

PA!

The audience's attention was immediately drawn.

"Alright, let's cut the crap. Black garlic is delicious. Hurry up and place an order. Don't delay my income, you mature, resentful gremlins. You should learn to pay for it yourself!"

As soon as he said this, everyone in the stream looked at him as if he was an idiot.

They suspected that this streamer was not mentally stable.

"D*mn, the host is an idiot, isn't he?"

"You've lived for a long time. Do you really call the viewers as resentful gremlins? Are you too lazy to fool them?"

"Ahem, I was very happy when I watched the video, but now I'm very unhappy because I don't want to be treated like a fool!"

...

"What's wrong?"

"You're already in my stream and you don't even know what's going on, yet you still want me to go through the process?"

Zhao Feng took in all the comments on the chat.

The next second, a familiar mocking smile appeared on his face.

"I just saw someone say that the streamer thinks he's a fool, so he's very unhappy!"

"Get lost!"

"You've already come to the internet to buy things. How high can your IQ be? You've already paid for your phone bill!"

"Cut the crap!"

"If you want to go through the process, then I'll go through the process for you. If you don't buy it after the process is over, f*ck, don't blame me for making things difficult for you!"

After saying that, Zhao Feng didn't give the audience a chance to respond at all. He raised the black garlic in front of him and started to introduce it in detail.

As he explained the effects, he opened the packaging of the jar and took out a piece of black garlic. He peeled off the skin and revealed the black edible part inside.

"Everyone, did you see that?!"

"Black garlic is delicious!"

"It's very effective for patients with high blood pressure, high blood fat, and diabetes. It can even fight cancer!"

As he spoke, Zhao Feng stuffed the black garlic into his mouth without hesitation.

Zhao Feng's actions successfully attracted the attention of the audience.

There was a saying that illness entered through the mouth.

Food was not like anything else. In their opinion, Zhao Feng dared to stuff something into his mouth, which in itself proved a problem. At the very least, this food was not harmful to the body.

As for the specific effects, taste, and whether it was as the host said, they were not too sure.

For a moment, everyone's gazes stopped on Zhao Feng's mouth.

"Wow, this is so delicious, truly!"

The moment it entered his mouth, Zhao Feng's eyes lit up, and his expression was one of enjoyment. While saying that it was delicious, he kept rejecting it in large mouthfuls.

At that moment, even the old viewers in the live broadcast room were a little affected. They wondered if the black garlic was really that delicious.

However, in the next moment…

"Ugh…"

"Ugh… Ugh…"

Zhao Feng's expression changed.

The audience's expressions changed as well.