So Greg

" So Greg, it turns out you have four wives? " he looked up from the piece of paper he was reading and stared at the White ball of light floating in the middle of the room.

" What?" An echo was created within the crisp white space, when Greg responded.

"Woops, I meant 3 but oh well, you're a married man now, and by the looks of it, a very lucky one indeed" His neared masculine form shifted to a female body with an angular face and long white hair, as she sat upon a white marble throne.

" I'm sorry, did you say three wives, the number three?" Flabbergasted, Greg held up 3 fingers mentally in his head.

" Yes, 3" the female form responded

" Fuck off " 

" Please mind your language"

" I'm sorry, I'm just...having a hard time processing this, how did I end up with 3 wives? And how am I only finding out today, on the day that I died! " 

" Well, it's complicated, it's wibbly wobbly time soul stuff, plus it's not you that's married but it's you that's married, do you understand? "  She wiggled her fingers as she spoke. 

" No...that just..can you...no...fuck this! Look I don't need three wives, I don't want three wives, I just want to go to heaven or whatever, so divorce me please, now"

" Ah well, you see there's the problem my boy, I can't do that " She crossed her legs and leaned back into her throne.

" Your god right? you can't divorce me, if you can't do it, who can? Is there someone higher up? Is there a manager I can speak too? " 

" Calm down my boy, it doesn't work like that…. although there is a way to resolve this " She leaned forward with a slight smile on her marble like face.

"Please explain...explain better than your last explanation " Greg tried to join his eyebrows together to create a glare.

" I like you, your funny, I do make them funny …. Ah! where was I! Well the solution is simple, you'll get reincarnated into their universe, you'll simply ask for a divorce and if they say yes then wahla, your a free man " 

' What' "Ah No, not going to happen"  

" No?" Her form transitioned back into the neared man, he stood up, shrinking down in size as he walked up to Greg.

" No indeed! Who would agree to that, it sounds like a trap, and I feel as if  I'm being setup, as if some HIGHER! BEING! set me up… so no, I'd rather get to sent to the after life please  or just something else"

" Now now Greg, that's being very unkind to your wives, this is a highly delicate matter, you can't go the afterlife whilst you have wives "

" Why's that? And their not my wives, I've just gained them two minutes ago and plus! … they don't even know me, they don't even know if I'm kind, or if I am mean or whatever " Greg could feel his 'blood' boiling with rage.

The man tapped Greg's form and tutted "On the contrary they do and they've been waiting for you for a while now it seems "

" Fuck off " 

"Language"

"Sorry... okay God, I need you to be honest with me here, how did I end up with these wives? Who also live in another universe but I'm just going to leave that part to the side for now and you never answered my previous question" 

" I don't know "

" Why did your eye twitch when you said that? And I don't know to all my questions?" 

" Twitching left eye syndrome, it runs in the family and I don't know and I don't know " 

"Bullshit "

"Oi, Language"

" For the love of … Buddha " 

" Boy, you better watch your tongue in this house " 

Silence quickly filled the space as they stared at each other, neither moving. 

' I need more information on this, this is too fishy' thought Greg before he spoke "Look I don't.." 

"No"

"Can't you j.."

"No"

"Are you…"

"No"

' How is this God' Before Greg could open his mouth again, he was cut off.  

"No" 

Greg could only sigh and attempt to shrug his shoulders " God!, can I at least know their names please?" 

"Of course, Ye Qing, Xian Mo and Tian Yanye… oh I forgot, I'll give you one wish before I send you off, so choose wisely"  he said with a smile 

" Just one! I've read people get three wishes?" 

" You have 3 wives, who could wish for more " He remarked whilst returning to sit on the throne.

Greg mentally clutched the brow his nose ' What kinda logic is that'  " Let me think, I need a moment" 

After some time of thinking, Greg looked up so see that God was sitting with her palms together, leaning forward just staring at him.

" Um,I have my wish,"

"Go on" 

" If an Anodite and a Celestialsapien had a baby, I wish for those babies abilities " 

He kept staring at him and tilted his head slightly after hearing Greg's words.

"What the fuck?"