Why Am I Here?!

After being abducted for 5 years, I thought I could finally live the life I always dreamed of. A life of leisure and laziness, but NO, of course I can't! The clichés of the universe and the will of the gods demand that I have to deal with everyone else's problems! I want compensation dammit! Who the hell wants this useless goddess?! What the hell am I gonna do with a harem?! FUCK OFF, ALL OF YOU! (This is my attempt at satire on the isekai/fantasy genre. This is my first time writing so any criticisms or corrections are welcome.) (Image is from Waifulabs.com)