The wrong knight

(Greetings I'm the… wait who THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?)

"Oh hi I'm Samuel knight, you can call me Sam. Oh right where am I, and why don't I have a body?!?"

(….excuse me for a second)

"Go ahead take all the time you need."

*ring ring ring*

*click*

[what are you calling me for?]

(Sorry for interrupting your business sir, but I thought I was supposed to get Max knight for a host?)

[that's correct, you still haven't told me why your calling]

( I've ended up with Samuel knight and was wondering why?)

[ohh that. Well… funnily enough a higher rank system has already claimed him, so at least you got his younger brother instead]

(But sir! This host won't be able to do the main tasks!)

[ I don't see why he can't, he's a host isn't he?]

(But he's gay)

[ How does that affect him finishing missions?]

(Because…)

"Actually I'm bisexual not gay, I just prefer men"

[now it can't be a problem, so work with what ya got. Bye]

(Sir wai…)

*click*

*cough cough*

(Greetings I am the female protagonists greatest harem member system with me…)

"Nope not doing it!"

(What?!?)

"Nope, nuh uh, nada, zilch, I'm not being in any harem!"

(I knew this wasn't gonna work, look Sam it's not like I wanted this, so how about this, instead of being a harem member how about being the female protagonists greatest enemy, besides I'm honestly fed up with always having to focus on how to make some random woman's day better no matter what's happening with the host)

"I'm more than happy with that, it's much better than being someone's loyal pet man!"

(Okay now before we start the first world what starter gift would you like, you've got a choice of three, option 1 is swordsmanship at level 50, option 2 is a deck of magic cards where each card is a spell and you have to meet certain conditions to unlock each different card, and option 3 is shapeshifter magic which lets you shapeshift obviously)

"I'll go with number 2, it seems more interesting to me"

(Alright next is to pick your identity in the next world, again three choices, number 1 is the female leads servant, number two is the male leads servant, and finally option 3 is to be a city guard, all options look exactly like you by the way.)

"Are the male protagonist and female protagonist in a good relationship?"

(Nope the female lead plots to kill the male lead, and eventually succeeds, but afterwards learns that the male lead could have killed her at any time but didn't because he loved her"

"Your kidding right?!? He could have saved himself but chose not to, is he an idiot…I need to see just what this idiot is like, I pick option 2 again!"

( Okay now that that's done with, I'd better tell you the plot, it's a typical medieval fantasy rebirth novel, the female lead died and is reborn in medieval times and uses her modern knowledge to take over the world, however as a fantasy world it has magic and monsters as well, the male lead is a famous beast tamer who refuses to join the female lead, because even though he loves her, he will never bow his head to anyone, etc etc, your going to be put in the world just after the female lead starts to begin her journey, she'll be aged 18, but mentally 48, the male lead is age 23, you will be age 17….oh and be warned the male lead has a strange temperament, have fun with that, off we go)

"Hey wait I didn't say I was ready ye...."

(Oh right I forgot to say you may experience a turbulent entry to the world, and he's gone... hahaha…give me the wrong host, I'll use him to destroy the plots you care so much about "sir" hahahhahaha!)