The ultimate neet

Hi, my name is Sebastian Thunder and I became a NEET when my childhood friend rejected me.

Mmmm when was that again? Why did she reject me? Oh, yeah, I think she rejected me cause I'm ugly, like SUPER ugly, so here's our story. We've been friends since when we're still in kindergarten, but when we entered High School she changed.

She completely ignored me while hanging out with some 'boys' out there. I tried to talk to her countless time but she ignored me again and again.

Then There was the time I asked her out, *BOOM* my heart was shattered like glass and my mind was like a sea full of oil. I didn't know what to do so I just locked myself in my room for eternity... if that was even possible that is.

Every single night I've cried, every single day I've eaten. I did that for like two weeks? No maybe three and so on. Five months have passed since then and I became like this. I didn't go to school anymore, I didn't talk to anyone just my computer and God...?

Yeah, I've been talking to God like crazy since my parents died when I was still young, and since then I started living alone in a cheap apartment.

I always talk to a God, wishing to have a beautiful face, have a lot of money, have a power or things like that.

I've been wishing for those, but what do you expect? Of course, no one answered me.

I like playing RPG games and one of my wishes is to get a system with which I can improve anything just by killing monsters. Before I go to sleep I always pray to God to give me that kind of ability, like LITERALLY every night, and right now I'm still playing the game I had played for last five months.

*Three hours later*

*Yawwnn* "Woo... that's some great yawn. Oh shit, it's already this late? Damn, I need to sleep, I think I tomorrow I will start going to school again." - Sebastian

I went to my bed to sleep, but before even I close my eyes a flash of light surrounded my body and I lost my consciousness.

After a couple of minutes, I regained my consciousness, as I open my eyes only to see that I'm already in a white room laying on the ground, "What the...Where the heck am I?" I said then suddenly a voice answered my question, "Your body is still in your apartment but your soul is here in my office," He said.

"M-my soul? Could it be... that you're a God?" I've been wishing it for countless time so maybe he will grant my wish now, I excitedly thought.

"I am but one of them, but I am the most powerful one." - God

"O-oh b-but why would a God bring my soul here? Did I die or something?" I asked slightly worried about what happened.

"No, you did not, as far as I know, you still have a long life before you die." - God

"Then why am I here?" - Sebastian

His face suddenly turned ugly and He started shouting at me, "Why you say? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING BOTHERING ME, YOU'VE BEEN ASKING ME WISHES FOR FIVE MONTHS AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME WHY I DID BRING YOU HERE?"

"So you're saying that you heard my wishes and still not answer me.....? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LIVE WITH AN UGLY FACE LIKE THIS? AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO MADE US? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME A FACE LIKE THIS? DID I DESERVE THIS? HUH? HUUUUHHH?" I said shouting as I close my face to him with wide open eyes and anger in my voice.

"H-hey, calm down now, a-aheem, so I will give you one wish, JUST ONE, OK?" - God

*Tsk* "You're a God and you can only do this? You said that you're a God? At least make it two." - Sebastian

"Ok, whatever just two but that's all you'll get, so just make it quick I wanna sleep. *Yawn*" - God

"Ok then give me a system where I can improve anything I want and level up by doing quests or killing monsters." - Sebastian

"Ok done. But why monsters? You know that you don't have a monster in your world right?" - God

"Yeah, I know, just wait will ya? I'm not done yet. So, for my second wish I want you to give me the ability to enter a killing zone where there are monsters like zombies, skeletons etc. and the killing zone should have an infinite number of floors and on each floor there should be a boss and there you can level up, grind your skill or whatever and please add double experience in my skill." - Sebastian

"That is..." He pauses while tapping his jawline with his index finger.

"What? Can't you even do that even though you said you're a God? and here I thought yo-" I didn't even get to finish my sentence when He talked again, "Ok, ok, just shut the fuck up will ya? I'll grant that wish of yours and please don't bother me again after this, you understand?"

I didn't say anything and just nodded a few times, then He points his index at me and a light starts swallowing my body again.