As I contemplate this regrettable mistake of a novel, it stirs within me emotions beyond simple detest. I find myself unable to endorse such a literary work, and I would not deign to proffer such a novel even to my most disdainful adversary. Thus, I earnestly implore you to purge this literary offering from existence, eradicating all remnants of its presence, lest others suffer the lamentable fate of encountering this unfortunate piece. The work's composition, akin to that of a grade schooler, becomes increasingly evident as the novel progresses through the narrative, it is plagued by superfluous verbosity, capricious punctuation, inept transitions, and a profusion of grammatical errors, among other inadequacies. I entreat you to relinquish this pursuit and pursue more refined alternatives. However, if this review became indecipherable at any point, allow this last section to be a translation for those with minds such as yours. (feeble) This so bad. 🙏😭
