Wet Dreams

Peeing. While. Sleeping.

When one dreams about the requirement of a toilet for one to pee in, they are greeted with an urge to pee proportionate to the urge to pee they had, when they required the toilet to pee in.

In essence, when a person, such as you, me, Ashley bradford, billi lancaster would be fortunate enough to have the need to pee in their dreams, they may carry out this desire and pee in their dreams (but bashly watfordshire would just ask if he could watch and willy doncaster will only use his inmate ability, come say "pack it in!" and so it would.)

however, once they begin to pee in their dreams, this stream of pee may become a river and then an ocean! What I mean, is that once you begin to pee in your dream, the urge to pee will only become larger and larger, and so will the pee coming out of your dream self, resulting in an exponential growth in the urge to pee.

...And so, just how nightmares may induce one to kick or roll about, these splendid dreams about peeing may indeed push one's self into peeing while they sleep, meaning that when they wake up, they'll be met by the marvellous reality that they have peed the bed!

So, one may ask: 'how can I stop this from happening?' or similarly, 'how can I stop my child from peeing the bed?' or 'how can I stop peeing into another's mouth, who then suffers with a full bladder and pees into my mouth?' and the answer is: you don't, for peeing the bed is truly a blissful delight to wake up to in the morning. Next time you see your friends, families and illegimate sons/daughters, wish them a happy, peeing night, and if they wish you a lovely peeing night too, you know that they're worth having in your life.

if they don't wish it back...

😩grow up😩

goodnight