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The Newest Testament.

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Lesen Sie den Roman The Newest Testament. des Autors Pacmaster_Patton, veröffentlicht auf WebNovel.The Newest Testament is a hilarious biblical satire following the adventures of Big G(God's street name). It is a fabulous piece of writing that is not only completely separate from anything people on...

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The Newest Testament is a hilarious biblical satire following the adventures of Big G(God's street name). It is a fabulous piece of writing that is not only completely separate from anything people on web novel are used to reading, but has the unique niche of being probably too offensive for actual Christians but containing several jokes that are hard to understand if you are not well informed regarding the religion.

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IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORMY NIGHT. CARS DRVING BY AT HIGH SPEEDS TO RRACH HOME, PEOPLE WALKING UNDER THE UMBRELLAS WITH THEIR PARTNERS AND OTHERS RUNNING TO REACH HOME ON TIME. SHOPS CLOSING EARLIER THAN USUAL. AND IN THE MIST OF THIS OUR REYMOND NOSTRADAMEUS THE SON OF THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WHOLE OF SENGHAI HAS JUST BEEN KICKED OUT OF HIS HOME. REYMOND BEING THE ONLY SON OF HIS PARENTS LIVED A VERY COMFORTABLE,PAPMERED AND CARE FREE LIFE. AS A BOY WHO GREW UP WITH NO SORT OF DIFFICULTY OR LACK OF ANYTHING, REYMOND BECAME ONE OF THE MOST HEARTLESS,SELFISH,CARE-FREE PERSON ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN. NOT EVEN CARING ABOUT HIS FAMILY OR ANYTHING REYMOND ALWAYS GAMBLED,DRUNK AND SLEPT AROUND WITH GIRL'S TARNASHING HIS FAMILY NAME. DUE TO AL THIS BUID OF DISGRACE AND SHAME, ARTHUR NOSTRADAMEUS THE FATHER OF REYMOND DECIDED TO DISOWN HIM. REYMOND ONCE THE MOST POWERFUL BOY IN ALL OF SHENGAI WAS REDUCED TO NOTHING MORE THAN A PEASANT IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. BEING THE GAMBLER AS HE IS, REYMOND SPENT THR LAST OF HIS MONEY ON BETS AND ALCOHOL UNTIL HE WAS LEFT PENNILESS. NOW IN THE MDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THIS STORMY RAIN, REYMOND IS SLEEPING ON THR GROUND INFRONT OF A NODDLE STORE. THINKING ABOUT HIS LIFE HE HEARD THE SCREAMS OF SOME PEOPLE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. AT FIRST HE IGNORED THEIR CRIES BUT LATER ON HE JUST LOOKED AT HIMSELF AND REALISED HOW OF A BAASTARD HE WILL BE IF HE JUST WATCHES THESE PEOPLE GET ROBBED. RUNNING INTO THE CORNER OF THE STREET, REYMOND SAW A COUPLE AND THEIR SON GETTING ROBBED. SEEING THIS REYMOND JUMPED IN TRYING TO SAVE THEM. ALTHOUGH IT WAS A VERY TOUGH STRUGGLE, REYMOND GOT STABBED IN THE GUT TWICE IMMEDIATELY ENDING HIM. SEEING THIS THE ROBBER FLED WHILES THE COUPLE SCREAMED FOR HELP AND CALLED FOR THE AMBULANCE. ON HIS LAST LIFE REYMOND STARTED REFLECTED ON HIS LIFE AND ALL THE STUFFS HE HAD DONE. RUINING HIS OWN SISTERS LIFE, CAUSING THEIR MOM TO BE PARALYSED AND ALMOST BRINGING THEIR FAMILY TO BANKRUPCY. AFTER REALSING ALL HIS MISTAKES AT THE LAST OF HIS LIFE REYMOND LET OUT A TEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME. APOLOGISING TO HIS MOM AND FAMILY BEFORE PASSING. "WHERE AM I", HE SAID. REYMOND STOOD UP AND TO HIS SURPRISE HE WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF TWELVE DIVINE BEINGS. THESE BENGS RULED OUT FOR THE DEATH OF REYMOND DUE TO ALL HIS EVIL DEEDS BACK ON EARTH BUT ONE OF THE DIVINES INTERVENED AND ASKED FOR HIS SOUL TO BE REINCARNATED INTO THE LAND OF BEGININNIGS. CONFUSED BY WHAT THESE LARGE FIGURES OF LIGHT WERE TALKING ABOUT, REYMOND STARTED SLEEPING THINKING HE WAS IN THE AFTERLIFE UNTIL HE WAS SHOUTED AT BY THE DIVINE BEING THAT SAVED HIS SOUL. HE TOLD HIM ABOUT HOW HE WAS GOING TO BE REBORN IN A NEW WORLD FAR DIFFERENT FROM WHAT HE KNOWS AND MORE RUTHLES THAN WHAT HE JUST ESCAPED FROM BUT REYMOND JUST LOOKED AT THE BEING AND SAID "I AM THE PERONIFICATION OF RUTHLESS ITSELF". SENSING HIS POTENTIAL THE DIVINE BEING LET OUT A GIGGLE AND PROCEEDED TO SEND REYMOND SOUL TO THE LAND OF BEGINNINGS. FROM THIS MOMENT ONWARDS IS WHEN EVERYTHING WILL BE SET IN MOTION.

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Unpredictable Tomorrow

I learned life in a hard way , im not a heir and there is no one to call for help in times of hardships. No Family members willing to help me and my siblings due to family politics.It all started when i was 22 ,My father get divorced to our mother and take another wife now it becomes his habit. I failed to finish my A level studies and i also couldn't do any coarse due to financial constraints, I'm the first born. It's hard time now my father lost his job in SA( South Africa) as a truck driver now we have to look after ourselves. My mother is now sick, living with BP and Diabetes couldn't take care of herself she needs medication, food and rent. I left village to seek fortune in Harare, Zimbabwe that's where I'm living now trying to make our standards of living better. I'm not sure if my alleged father is my real father, at one point he said i wasn't his son and i should ask my Mother. I don't know how to ask her about it , I've to figure it out. I don't know where i will be tomorrow, am i going to change the way we live or I'm going to fail it's hard to predict as there's no hope today with the current job I'm doing.I have to be stronger and become someone who can stand on his own feet and face life as it is. Let's see what am i going to bring in to my world. NB: This book is based on a true story i feel like sharing it in that way . You're all welcome to correct my mistakes and I'm looking forward to learn from them as it's my first time doing this.

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