33 Line up at the start

/POV Frank/

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{Well I never expected the old man to actually believe what I just said. he seriously bought that bs. Oh my fucking god. Is this an extra from Alastor? If it is then this is pretty good. Now I just have to talk to a certain goddess or two and see how they're doing.} I think as I teleported to a very specific location and ready myself for a certain person to come forth.

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I had just left Heaven and as I expected my coming wasn't announced to anybody, as of right now I have no Familia members and I live in a sewer. That's really a downgrade from being a feared goddess of death. Now I sigh, wondering what odd job will I have to work to get some money for food. Until all of a sudden I heard a knock was on the hatch of sewer hole. I wonder who that might be?

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/POV Frank/

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I had just found the very goddess I have looking for the last minute or so, and as expected from the goddess of an underworld, since I guess in this reality of Danmachi there must be multiple underworlds or something like that, she lives in a fucking sewer. I mean I get that you're the goddess of death and all that shit but holy fuck you're living in a fucking sewer. Like bruh, da fuk? (Well hello there Miss! I'm looking for a very pretty goddess who lives in a sewer and doesn't have any familia, do you know anybody of the name Ereshkigal? I'm sure that she lives around here!) I say until I noticed that my voice almost sounded exactly like Alastor's including the minor radio static. {Oh my fucking shit I'm turning so similar to him.} I think as I kept a warm smile faced to her. She blushes seeing my face, god that's annoying, these are some of the reasons why I don't like the bad boy faces, I'd rather look like somebody who would willingly try to make a Vtuber channel with an ugly bastard model. {God that blush may be cute but the simping shall never happen. NONE SHALL TOUCH THIS ONE'S NONO SQUARE!} I promise to my self as she started to talk to me. (u-Umm I'm Ereshkigal, nice to meet you sir.) she says shyly as my mins starts to panic at the way she's talking. {NO. NO. NO. NO! BAD COCK, STAY DOWN!} I think to myself as I act surprised at the "reveal". (Oh how fantastic! I never expected such a beauty to be a goddess who is stuck in poverty! And such a cute one at that!) I say with a smile on my face. (U-Umm thank you *clears throat* I am the goddess Ereshkigal, ruler of the underworld, goddess of death and sister to Ishtar!) she says as she remembers what I just said about her a few minutes ago. (I-I'm not poor! I just like to live in the sewers since it reminds me about my duties! It's not that I don't have a job! How dare you try to assume as to whether or not I have money!) she says with a tone that almost sounded as if it was it was true had it not been for the blatant fact that she started to grumble in hunger.

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(Well well well, looks like somebody's a bit of a liar, I wonder who it might be?) I say with a cheeky smile. She looks at me with a face completely covered in red and for a minute there I thought that she had smoke coming out of her ears. I then continued faking a friendly face as my thoughts were somewhere else. {God that trope gets annoying, when the hell did that OP loli trope start anyways? It's as if they wanted people to get scared of little childr- . . . Did they make it to try and ward off pedophiles? Like, low-key anti loli method? If so then I really don't know what to think anymore.} Frank thought to himself as he then raised his hand for the goddess to shake it and said to her. (My name is Frank my dear, I'm a man looking for a familia. And I've heard of yours being quite empty at the moment. I wonder if I could perchance joi-) he said as he was cut short by the hyperactive answer of a blonde loli goddess. (Yes! I'd like you to join my familia! I'm a very good goddess and I won't try to do anything bad to you! I'll make sure to take good care you and I-) she spoke at a very quick pace before getting silenced by Frank's index finger placed on her as he smiled (I did say that I wished to join you did I not? I already made up my mind before I came here, so why don't we just get the job done shall we, my goddess?) he says with a charming smile as he vomits internally at the cringe of that shit. (Y-Yes, p-please come in. M-Make y-yourself at home.) she stuttered out as she hid her face from the view of our protagonist.

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(Well isn't this quite homey and nice? Sure it may smell like sewage but to be honest I've smelled worse, oh my! Is that a semi-rancid bottle of milk? That's quite sad to see there my goddess, and the area looks and smells like someone was lonely for the past couple months on end.) Frank said as Ereshkigal's face started to get ruddier and ruddier at the semi-insult quips about her home. (U-Umm, I'm very sorry about how the home looks right now Franku-san! I didn't expect someone to become my familia member today, or any day for that matter. . . a-anyways where would you to sit down so I can place your Falna?) she says as Frank then decided to tease her yet again. (Oh? and how would you like me to pose my goddess? A little bit of flair? A touch of passion? Or a hint of D̸̨̩̘͇̭̝̹̠̻̻͒̓̾͒̔͂́͒ͅȆ̵̘̎͝S̶̨͖̪͍̏̾͗̇͌̉̚I̶̮̎̒͊̏̉͝Ŗ̵̢͉͙̣̖̣͚͚̳̃̒̀̂̂̒͐̕͘͠͠Ę̶̨͈͎̬͉̱̀̔̕͝?) Frank says as he then gets closer to the blonde goddess, walking with a slight swagger as he grabs the goddess' chin and raises it straight to his eyes. Which she noticed were a bright red, not just the irises, but the entire eyes, the only thing there was a black dot right in the middle of them. She was getting more and more embarrassed that this person, who was extremely flirty, was going to end up becoming her first familia member. (U-Umm, Franku-san, p-please be gentle.) she says as she closes her eyes. (Pardon?) he says as Ereshkigal opened her eyes to see that Frank was simply on a chair flipped around, with his back exposed to her. (Were you saying something my goddess? I was simply preparing myself for the ritual. Is this a good enough position or should I have to lie on my stomach?) Frank asked as Ereshkigal blushed even harder as she then said something quietly. (Stupid idiot.) Frank hearing was feeling queasy from all the cutesy interactions he had from this girl. He honestly felt as if he was gonna vomit any moment from her actions.

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(O-Okay then Franku-san, I'm gonna place my Falna on you now, please stay still.) she says as she grabs a needle and pricks her finger, releasing a single drop of blood, she let the drop fall onto Frank's back as a her personal design of her own Falna starts to appear on his back. It looks like a black throne with a crown hanging off to the left of it, at the foot of the throne lays a few skulls, cracked and even shattered. Frank looking at the Falna was very happy with how it looked, and he somewhat like the swimmer build stomach, even though he personally preferred to have a more meatier body in general, it doesn't quite matter due to the new skill that he got which was [Full Transformation]. As Frank remember correctly, it allowed him full transformations over my body. That was until the goddess saw the level on his back. (Franku-san?) she said in a very scary tone. (Hmm? Is there a problem my goddess?) he says in a nonchalant tone as he thinks of what the goddess may want. (I would just like to ask as to WHY ARE YOUR ATTRIBUTES SO AMAZING?! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GOING TO THE DUNGEON? AND HOW MANY MONSTERS DID YOU KILL FOR YOU TO GET SUCH A DANGEROUS LEVEL?!) she says as she tries to slap my back. Please note the word tried since she hurt her own hand as it went red. (Well my goddess, I can't really tell you that since it's a bit of a touchy subject for me.) Frank says as he hopes to himself that the goddess believes it. (Oh, okay then Franku-san, you can umm put your shirt on again.) she says as Frank realizes that he still wasn't wearing any upper clothes. (Well then my goddess, are you not pleased by the sight that's been given to you. I am yours aren't I?) Frank said as Ereshkigal "covered" her eyes as there were obviously large slits between her fingers as she watched Frank's body, her face becoming as red as a ripe apple and smoke quite literally coming out of her ears. (PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU PERVERT!) she shouted at Frank as his face scowled and he looked away from her {Did I do something wrong? Did I say something wrong? why does he look so mad at me?} she thought as she saw the expression on his face as he then took back his shirt and looked back at her with the exact same smile that he had on his face when he first came into her home.