Neighbor

Both of us stared at each other without saying anything. I honestly had no idea what to say. I mean, a girl who I met yesterday was standing on the balcony next door half naked, as if she was posing for a underwear shoot

What was I supposed to say!?

'Good morning' or 'Nice day isn't it'

Of course not! There's no way I can say that in this awkward situation!

Although I was surprised and getting flustered over this meeting, Kisaragi-san didn't seem surprised at all and looked like she was completely okay with me seeing her bare body. She just looked at me with a blank expression on her face

While I was fretting about what to say, she looked above my head and said

"How long are you going to hold my panties like that? Are you checking for a watermark in the sunlight to see if it's real?"

Because of the shock, I totally forgot I was holding up the panties. I quickly brought them down and said

"E-Either, I'm still dreaming and am currently sleeping on my bed or you got so excited when I saw your panties yesterday, that you came to my house to show me more"

She smirked and said

"In your dreams! I did get a little excited but not to the level of flashing myself in front of you"

So you admit that you got excited. What's up with this girl? She asked

"Speaking of dreams, you mentioned that you thought you were still dreaming. So basically, me being in my underwear resembled your dream. Then does that mean you dream of girls walking around in their underwear?"

I waved my hand as if I was denying what she said and said

"No, they usually don't wear any clothes and roam around naked while calling me Yuuto-sama"

"Hmm…I see your mind is as devious as your face"

At first there was a awkward atmosphere in the air but after talking to her it all just felt natural and normal. The words just came out of my mouth without any hesitation once she started the conversation. Honestly it felt so normal that it was creepy

She looked at the panties I was holding and said

"Just so you know those panties belong to me and not to god"

She then gave a cheeky grin and continued saying

"Well I am actually considered a goddess among others, so you can say those panties belong to a god among humans."

That comment kinda bugged me, so I replied saying

"Heh! A goddess? More like a stripper! Is this your part-time job or something? I don't remember ordering you to service me"

"Stop joking…Even if I was a stripper, you would never be able to afford me even if you save money all throughout your life. Look at this beautiful face, look at this slender body, look at this luscious hair"

She gently touched the body parts as she mentioned it and the way she did it looked pretty erotic

"I'm high quality goods. Even the Prince of Arabia wouldn't be able to afford me"

"Then why are you standing in front of me in your underwear? And how did you get into the neighbor's house? Did you break in?"

She looked offended when I said that and said

"Break in? Now, why would I break in to my own house?"

WHAT! HER HOUSE?