The Beautiful Cultivator Prefers Girls

"Damnit, Xiao Wu!" An angry voice could be heard in Xiao Wu's ears. She slowly opened her eyes letting the light of the room pierce through the darkness of her sleep. Standing at the end of the bed was a man whose face was full of anger. 

Frowning Xiao Wu sat up and rubbed her sleepy eyes. "Gong'er why are you yelling? It's so early." 

"Xiao Wu you say it's early? Real good! Real fucking good! Xiao Wu, it's fucking noon time! We are supposed to get married today!" Hao Zhigong yelled.

"Oh? Was that today? Hold on let me get dressed." Xiao Wu went to get up only to find her body being held to the bed by the girl laying next to her. She went to push the girl aside but stopped when Hao Zhigong yelled at her again.

"Xiao Wu the wedding was supposed to be held at eight this morning! Its now fucking twelve! Four hours have already passed! You left me at the fucking alter! I stood there like an idiot waiting on you!" Hao Zhigong was furious his face was beat red and his veins were popping out of his head. 

"Oh… Well… Ummm… Sorry… How about I make it up to you and buy you a meal?" Xiao Wu asked. Her expression was completely serious as she said this. 

"A meal!? Did you just try to trade a wedding for a fucking meal!? You are unbelievable!" Hao Zhigong did not know what to do anymore. He wanted to strangle Xiao Wu! "Just let me know what made you so tired last night that you actually slept through our wedding day!" 

Rubbing her nose, Xiao Wu's cheeks turned a bit red as she pulled down the covers to reveal a naked woman clinging to her waist. "Uh… Well you see sister in law came over to help me with preparations and one thing led to another and we ended up fucking for most of the night." Xiao Wu explained all this very casually. 

"That… That..." Hao Zhigong was at a loss for words. "Did you not tell me you would stop fucking every chick you meet? Does my dick not satisfy you enough?" 

"Um… Well... It feels really good when you pound me but… Well, you see I still prefer the softness of a female. I mean come on you like a woman right? Of course, you do! You are marrying me so you know how soft and good they feel. Especially their tits! You can just rest your head on them and fall asleep instantly." Xiao Wu said this in a matter of fact way. She had always preferred the softness of women. But she also liked being pounded by a dick and being cummed in. Either way what was wrong with having both worlds?

"So not only did you not show up to our wedding. You were fucking my younger sister as well!" Hao Zhigong roared.

"Mhmm! That is right she was very good with her tongue! You should get her to give you a blow job some ti… No, no! That won't work, your brother and sister... Heh! Sorry, forget what I said. Anyway, let's go get this whole wedding thing done." Xiao Wu pulled Hao Yueru's arm from her waist and lazily got out of bed. She did not have a single article of clothing on as she walked towards the bathroom. Her mind was on the fact that she was getting yelled at as soon as she woke up. She did not understand why he was so mad. 'It was just a wedding! We can just hold another one! It's not like it is such a big deal. I even offered to take you out for a meal!' 

As she walked into the bathroom she did not notice the dildo laying on the floor. She stepped on it and lost her balance. She swayed back and forth trying to catch her balance but she was unable to and what she saw next was the toilet seat as her head smashed into it. 

Her surroundings grew dark. The last thing she saw was Hao Zhigong rush into the bathroom and pull her into his arms. Before long darkness flooded her eyes.

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A place deep inside a forest a young woman was standing in the sky hovering over another young woman who was laying on the ground. Blood dripped from the young woman on the ground's wounds as she gazed at the girl up in the sky. The young woman in the sky laughed as she stared at the beaten young woman on the ground. "Xiao Wu see this is what you get for going against me! Now everything you have will be mine! Hahaha! You are nothing more than a cripple now! You will be eaten alive by the demonic beasts!" 

Xiao Wu could not speak. Her whole body hurt. She could only watch as the young woman in the sky flew away. Her eyes became heavy as they slowly closed and everything became still.

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Time passed and a large creature walked through the woods. It came to a small opening and smelled the scent of blood. A rumble could be heard coming from its stomach. The large creature picked up its pace and headed towards the delicious smell of blood. 

At the same time a young woman whose body was riddled with wounds, eyes slowly fluttered. She softly groaned in pain as she opened her eyes. "Tssss…. That fucking hurts! Gong'er did you beat me after I fell? I'm sorry for missing our wedding. I already said I would make it up to you and buy you a meal..."

Xiao Wu's eyes opened wide as she looked at the huge face in front of her that was drooling, had large sharp teeth, and very bad breath. It truly smelled rancid! "Umm… Hi..." Xiao Wu hoped that may be communicating with such a thing would get it to not eat her. 

"Human I do not know what this Gong'er thing is or what this wedding thing is. But since you want to offer me a meal do me a favor and don't run while I eat you!" The large creature said as it opened its mouth wide and was about to take a bite out of Xiao Wu when all of a sudden it felt a sharp pain in the side of its face before everything went dark. 

Xiao Wu who was sitting there with her eyes closed and arm stretched out, felt a warm liquid splash all over her face.  She had tried to hit the creature in front of her that was about to eat her in hopes that she could escape from danger but when she opened her eyes all she saw was pieces of flesh, bones, and guts spread out all over the ground. 

"Eh? Ehhhhhhhhhh!!!!!?? What the fuck happened!?"