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Lesen Sie den Roman Release That Witch Starring... Deadpool?! des Autors smugscholar, veröffentlicht auf WebNovel.Damn it, Thanos!You used your fucking Space and Time gems on me because I stroked your chin like it was a sleeping baby? Now I ended up becoming an honorable prince in the Middle Ages of Europe. I'm s...

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Damn it, Thanos! You used your fucking Space and Time gems on me because I stroked your chin like it was a sleeping baby? Now I ended up becoming an honorable prince in the Middle Ages of Europe. I'm still ugly and my suit is in my knapsack?! I thought this was a reincarnation fan-fiction but hmm... something is not quite right here. Hey author! Smugscholar, that's right. What's going on here? There's what now? B-bitches? Oh, witches. And I'm not on Earth? Monkey balls, that's just great. Roland, a prince regarded as hopeless by his own father and assigned to the worst fief (what's a fief?), spends his time developing a poor and backward town into a strong and modern city (I should build an Avengers Tower here), while fighting against his siblings for the throne (Thor x Loki) and absolute control over the kingdom (anddddd... that's boring). Join Roland as he befriends and allies with witches and, through fighting and even farming, pushes back invaders from the realm of evil. Alright, that last part is just bullshit. Fuck friendships, fuck allies, I just want to get home back to Vanessa. And I'll smack anyone with a Nine Legendary Brick (or something) should they stand in my way. I got the badge already. I'll finish this within the next 5 chapters unless there's a demand. P.S. Per the questioning of some hardcore fans, I have adapted the character of Deadpool™ for the market of Qidian International™. Any similarities or differences doesn't really matter as this is a sub-par fan-fiction done for an online badge. Thank you. P.P.S. Check out the GATE fanfiction. It sure as hell is better than this and hella more suitable for this market. P.P.P.S DONE

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Narvales
NarvalesLv14Narvales

This is a quality entertainment venue if I ever saw one myself. You intrigued me at "chapter", and I was hooked at "1". Now I've run out of ideas to extend this review to 140 characters, so I'm rambling on.

Dotakiin
DotakiinLv13Dotakiin

Currently a very short, but oddly satisfying read. Placing someone with the unique zaniness of Deadpool into an Iseki novel just fits... somehow. The fact that his references have changed a bit to more fit with the likely audience is a nice touch, and the synopsis mentioning Lin Fan's brick makes me want to see how those two hooligans would tear apart whatever world's natural order they would touch. Waiting for more :)

Rayuki
RayukiLv4Rayuki

Even though this is Deadpool with his 4th wall powers jumping into "Release that Witch" and all, just by reading the synopsis I felt like he's not "entirely" OG Deadpool. More like a "chinese" Deadpool, I mean have you ever heard or read about him blurt something like a Nine Legendary Brick? Isn't he more into katanas and stuffs? Sure this is a different setting and came from a chinese novel so there's bound to be some changes of his character. But just the tone of "this" Deadpool makes me not buying it at all. Though it's just my opinion. Who knows, maybe the author will prove me wrong. I'm setting my standards low for now since I'm new to this. Sidenote: I suspect that I am only one of the few readers in webnovel who are not well-versed into chinese culture and language and most of the readers are chinese. (2) Sidenote: Which is probably one of the reasons why I'm not gonna enjoy this 'cause it showed a new side of Deadpool,a Deadpool that is "not" Deadpool. Also doesn't he have another "voice" in his head?

PineHeinKyaw
PineHeinKyawLv10PineHeinKyaw

Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! release that witch and deadpool with his 4th wall breaking !!!!!!!!!!! good start and well write and story development. p.s pls donot add man to man style deadpool here lol

Peter_Hollick
Peter_HollickLv3Peter_Hollick

This novel is amazing. Hence it may not make sence to some people but if you have seen the movies i think it would make perfect sence, or even if you havent seen the movies if you read novels alot i think you might just get it.

AbyssalSovereign
AbyssalSovereignLv15AbyssalSovereign

truly a good representation of deadpool in this one. funny and completely crazy ( in a good way... dont take it personalt wade if you end up reading this comment😅) but truly a goid books. a little short but still a good one

Polar_blue
Polar_blueLv14Polar_blue

im giving full 5 stars just because tou added the legendary nine five brick kn the description. ducjwnnrjcosntncoskfjcownticowktjciwkvticsm

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