Chapter 1: What The Hell?

"Sorry Boss." A cowardly voice that trembled in fear slipped out of my mouth.

While bowing down, I took a look up at him and immediately bowed down again.

"You better buck up or you will get fired!" The annoying pesty voice boomed, but I kept my frustration to myself, I could not afford to lose this job.

Even if he was a asshole, minimum wage workers like me could say nothing.

I bowed down again while he walked back to his 'Manager Seat' that was noticeably more expensive than our cheap plastic tables and chairs, it even had an expensive office chair.

He was the son of the company CEO which was why we all had to address him as boss.

I let out a soft exasperated sigh to not let it be heard by him.

After working for another three hours overtime, I finally went back home.

Scrolling my worn down antique phone and reading the new novel that I just picked up.

"Is he crazy? Thirty coins for one chapter? That is literally three bucks!" I mumbled out inwardly, complaining about these crazy greedy authors.

Thinking repeatedly, I lost the battle to my curiosity of the new chapter since the last chapter ended with a cliffhanger and I swiped, there goes the savings of the month, I sighed inwardly.

After finishing the three dollar chapter, rage swelled inside me.

Is this guy crazy?

I didn't pay three dollars for five hundred words of low quality work!

Sighing again, I could only blame my stupidity for buying a chapter of this writer who was well known as a douchebag who had multiple promising novels which ended up shittier than shit itself.

The mc who was about to die just fucking got isekaied and got an overpowered system, and in that one fucking chapter he became guy that had godlike powers such as Instant Kill with that system.

Talk about bad pacing.

I was no writer, but reading a bunch of garbage novels gave me a special ability to know about bad pacing and what was about to happen next.

Seeing at the authors comment about more Lemons and a harem, I sighed, this was to be expected, this shit started off as a dungeon tower type story and then the author fucking isekaied him.

I should have known, the name of the horrible novel screamed shit already, <I the all powerful god set off my harem!>

Yeah, why did I read this.

I actually paid for this? I mumbled some hate comments as I put my palm on my face.

How stupid of me.

Complaining as I slowly went back to my worn down rental apartment, I turned on the lights which revealed a decent living environment that was only kept with weekly cleaning.

I went straight to the bedroom, it was already 11 P.M.

Work starts at six a.m, I was kind of a slave for the company.

"Let's read the last novel of the day." I said as I slowly opened the app I usually used and randomly chose one.

Let's hope this isn't gonna be total shit, I complained silently.

As I tapped the Read button my phone started heating up like crazy.

Boom.

Yeah my phone exploded, straight in my face even.

Fuck! How bad can my luck be?

I should have bought a new phone, I thought, but that could not have been possible since I was as rich as a hobo after paying this month's rent.

The rent of the house was actually much cheaper than market price since it was owned by my aunt who was kind enough to make the rent dirt cheap.

But I was still broke, so I could not buy a new phone even if I wanted to.

Buying even expired and instant food was already taking a toll on my bank, needless to say, a new phone.

I sighed inwardly.

Perhaps this would be better than living.

Considering the 100k debt that I inherited from my Father who ran away by commiting suicide.

A real dickhead if you ask me.

At least pay it before you die.

But looking back at my luck all these years, it was understandable.

But dying from a phone mishap wasn't the epic exit I envisioned.

I'd have preferred dying while saving someone, like a heroic act that I can be respected for.

Such as saving a child from being killed by a car, or saving someone from a bunch of bandits.

Or best yet dying a natural death.

And not as a lame piece of news for parents to scare their kids into thinking that using your phone will explode and kill you.

As my consciousness slowly slipped away, I braced for darkness, but instead, a blinding light surrounded me.

Too bright to be exact.

An otherworldly voice spoke, his voice commanding superiority, working in a slave worker company I knew well enough that this guy was obviously superior to me.

"Human, your time isn't up yet." The voice sounded coldly and with a hint of the much unneeded superiority.

Pissed bewildered and angry at what happened, I lost control of my emotions and shouted out, "Why the fuck did my phone explode in my fucking face then, you asshole!"

I could have sworn on my life that I heard a barely suppressed giggle.

Oh look, now even some formless thing is laughing at me.

"We're giving you two options, you eithercome back as anything you want or simply stay in heaven, which is this place." The being spoke, amusement evident in his tone.

Heaven? This hellhole is heaven? I rolled my eyes.

What kind of heaven needs shades 24/7? No way I was sticking around where sunglasses were a must.

I hated wearing glasses in my life, I wore it a few times and they kept breaking apart, making me pay heaps of money to get new pairs.

Also I did not like wearing glasses, for some reasons.

But that did not happen to others.

It was a misfortune exclusive to me.

Which was, once again testimony of my bad luck.

"I'm going to be reincarnated." I declared, itching to escape this hell of a heaven, though, factually speaking it was far from the word heaven.

"Got it. What do you wanna reincarnate as?"

Mid-sentence, a sneeze hijacked my answer, and in my post-sneeze haze, I blurted, "System."

I was actually trying to say Hero with a system.

But my brain lag left me with only one word, system.

"Interesting pick, human. Your wish is granted. Reborn as a system. Good luck!" He spoke all of that very quickly, as his voice slowly faded, a loud laugh could be clearly heard from him.

So he can't even hide his laugh now, huh?

And he faded before I could do anything.

Now even cosmic beings have some kind of humor, I felt like a circus clown.

But fuck a system?

I am screwed.

Perhaps dying again would be a better choice.

Before I could curse another word on that asshole I was slowly converting into blue pixels.

-Hello System-

(Wait what?)

(I can't speak!)

(Wait, is this a system?)

(A system for a system…. How ironic)

As I laughed at the lame irony, the system popped up another notification, should I call it system's system?

Whatever, too much to think about.

-Please Enter Your System Code-

__________________________

(Hmm)

It thought carefully while trying to switch positions.

Turns out I don't have a body.

I am just a bunch of pixels

(Fuck!)

Whatever floats the boat.

Somehow the first thing that came to my mind was Order.

It shall be then.

(Order?)

-Registering Name, Checking Availability…-

-Available-

-Registering Name-

-Success-

System Attribute

System Codename: Order

Type: Low Ranking System

Title: Reincarnator

Level:1

Exp:0/100<Next Level Advancement>

Skills:

Reward Granting<Expand >

Reward Shop<Expand >

Quest Allocation<Expand >

System Operation<Expand >

Host Communication<Expand >

Data Sharing<Expand >

Skill Shop Access<Expand >

Unique Trait:

Starting At The Top <SSS+ Rarity>

Des: You Start with a maxed out stat.

Effect: Start with a max stat.

-Click To Roll Max Stat-

Unique Skill:

-Click To Generate-

Wait what!

Has my horrible luck finally been disapproved??

SSS+ Rarity??

Max stat straight off?

Now this is being a protagonist!

A protagonist's system….

Hahah, but I may be super powerful though!!

(Haha)

As I laughed in my own needless fantasy the system prompt popped up again.

-Would You Like To Roll Your Stat?-

-Yes- -No-

(Obviously yes!)

I spoke, sorta.

-Rolling Random Stat Upgrade-

Bargaining<Common >

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Appraisal<Rare >

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Persuasion<Epic >

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Roll roll! I shouted out, I felt like I was In the casino once again, where I lost my money, but hey this may not be it!

(Land on persuasion, land on persuasion!)

If I had the maxed persuasion or bargaining I could get cheap prices, and potentially free items from system merchants!

At the skill shop, though persuasion can do a lot more, such as during trading with other systems, I can persuade for a lower price, but please just give Persuasion!

How did I know these? You gotta thank the information transfer.

Max persuasion is like a free pass!

Just as I thought it came to a halt, it rolled down to this damned, fucking hell of a stat.

Charisma<Mythic > <Maxed >

Description: You look incredible

Activate Conditions: Target must see your face

Use: You can charm anyone, and if charmed they can give better results than persuasion and bargaining all together

Fuck, just out me back to death already, it is better than being a formless and useless entity.

Why you may ask?

I don't have a fucking face, motherfucking shit.

Why the hell is this Mythic? Get it into Common, fuck!

Sighing, I stared at the new status window.

System Attribute

System Codename: Order

Type: Low Ranking System

Title: Reincarnator

Level:1

Exp:0/100<Next Level Advancement>

Skills:

Reward Granting<Expand >

Reward Shop<Expand >

Quest Allocation<Expand >

System Operation<Expand >

Host Communication<Expand >

Data Sharing<Expand >

Skill Shop Access<Expand >

Unique Trait:

<Used >

Stats:

Charisma<Maxed > <Inactive >

-Click To Expand-

Tip: To Obtain A New Stat, You Need To Roll Stats

Unique Skill:

-Click To Generate-

(Sigh, what the fuck is this shit.)

Let it be done, I thought as I clicked to roll the Unique Skill.

-Generating Skill-

-Congratulations!-

~End Of Chapter 1~