Being A baby sucks!

So 1st month being a baby "again", and all I can say is that's it fucking sucks!!

All I do is eat, shit and sleep! Now people might say is that it's not that bad, but holy moly macaroni it's boring as fuck.

There's nothing to watch, no anime, no games to play. The only time I see something is when old man Torino shows me some random ass drama shows. Like c'mon now, I'm not trying to watch some boring shit.

Each night I dream, I get a memory of sasuke when he was a baby. This could be due to the wish I got from god, like gaining all the abilities of him. Though I only get his baby moments right now it's still something. To be honest I'm very disappointed, I was hoping I could get all his abilities right away, though I would still need his experience. Oh Crap I just realize Il have to experience seeing itachi kill sasuke parents,.... no matter I still have 7 more years when that comes.

Good thing I was able to memorize the [Chidori] in my past life. I just wished I was able to remember [Fire Style: FireBall Jutsu]. It might not be my favorite jutsu but it was still cool.

As of right now I'm not able to do the chidori since I'm still a baby. I've tried doing the [Chidori] and it work for a second but it hurt like shit. My hand went numb for a 2 weeks. *Sigh*

As for old man Torino, he might be one of the most bad guardians. Like no joke he literally drop me more than I can count. At this point I'm beginning to think he's doing it on purpose. All he saids is "oh I'm so sorry baby Cain" with an annoyed tone. Like the fuck whatever did I do to make you hate me. I mean I did wake him up each night, but still though who drops a baby?!

I swear if he drops me one more time, I'm gonna chidori his ass. I don't care if I lose my hand, I'm tired of his shit.

I've also gotten visits from heroes, for some reason they look at me as I'm a monster. I can't blame them I litterily came out of the storm. I've heard this from them talking about it. I was very shocked when I first heard this and I knew it was gonna be a pain in the ass in the future.

As for the news they have said that it was just a supernatural event. It didn't reveal me which made relieved. I'm not trying to be in the open, villains might kill me. Only a certain amount of people know about this. Though they are a couple of rumors that has been going around about it, but nobody believes in them.

Those who know about it have been discussing if I should even be alive, but everyone agreed that I was just an innocent baby.

As for my sharingan I've concluded that I'm going to awaken this when I turn 4. I am very excited to use the sharingan, i can already picture me using Amaterasu to ki- I mean defeat people and burn down building's. As well as using Susanoo, I can just see the looks on people faces.

I will be seen as god to them, my looks and my power will make everyone bow down to me. Fufufufufu, !!SOON VERY SOON!!

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Right now I'm getting my diaper change and Torino is very disgusted. I mean I can't blame him, my shit smells like beans and eggs🤢. I can tell that he's deciding if he should throw me out. I give the look of "if you do it, I'll kill you".

"Baby Cain I really hope you don't become a villain, I'm not sure if your powerful but coming out of that storm is not normal, I don't know if you could understand me but if you decide to destroy the world Il put you down.." said Torino in a cold tone

'Oh shit, I don't know if he's joking or not but I definitely don't want to die' Cain thought.

'well I still don't know what will happen in the future but I'll go to U.A and become a "Real Hero", those who are scum deserve to die, Il cleanse the world with hands. Even if they see me as a monster and decide to kill me, I'll still keep my ideals' Cain thought with eyes of determination.

"Oh well your still a baby, it's not like you can do anything right now, *sigh* either way I will still love you baby Cain" said Torino with a gentle smile.

'don't worry old man, if I ever decide to destroy the world I'll give you a quick death.' Cain thought.