Reincarnated as an Animas Wizard

All right, So I died, apparently, and this Angel in front of me accidentally killed me. But before I get into that let's run back a few minutes.

So today was just like any other day of a brand new adult at 18... running some errands for my parents and getting groceries and the like I also lived in Arizona if that's any consolidation.

You know what, scratch that, it isn't. It is either too cold or too hot to live here. I mean, sure, we don't get any snow and rarely flash floods but damn, is the weather here annoying.

So I was driving down the street when I saw some dumb ass kid run into the intersection I was stopped at and start playing in the middle of it like a fucking moron, Like a kid. I know you're like 10 or something, but you need to get out of the road.

Then all of a sudden, as I was looking left and right before I got out of my car to get the kid out of the road, I saw a stupid ass Truck going, I don't fucking know, 80 or something Barreling down the street towards the stupid ass ten-year-old.

My first thought was "Oh SHIT" My next thought was "I CAN'T GET THE KID OUT OF THE ROAD UNLESS I KNOCK HIM AWAY FROM THE WHERE THE TRUCK IS HEADING" And yeah I mean that was a dumb train of thought but I only had moments before impact so I slammed the gas and ran into the kids only a moment before I felt my car get T-boned.

You know they never tell you how they shit themselves... okay, I know, bad joke, but seriously, you think it would be over in an instant, but no, I had to hold on to dear precious life so I spent the next eternity trying to stay awake instead of letting the sweat embarrass of death come to me and let me tell you I WISHED for death but I refused it vehemently.

Then, after an Agonizing eternity, it was over.

Now I'm here in what looks like a CEO's office floating in some kind of eternal void that even looking at makes my sanity slip and then instantly return, so instead of that crap, Iets instead focus on this dude in front of me.

"Yes, let's."

'Well that's not creepy at all'

"You sure?"

'Well I didn't want to be rude'

Then the being in front of me laughed. 'What an ass here I am in my best dead outfit and he has the gall to laugh at me'

"HAHAHAHA-○◇♡◇♤♧○♡♤"

"OW. What the fuck was that"

"Sorry, sir I just haven't had such a good laugh in a while. You can not Imagine how busy I've been."

Okay, that kin-

"Oh right Apologies I forgot about introductions it has been so long since I last had a proper conversation I forgot, Allow me to introduce myself"

Then the being just stood there.

"So you gonna"

Then continued after I gestured at him with my, hands?

"Oh, right, sorry, I have many names: Grim Reaper, Death, Monster, etc etc, but the one I prefer most is Angel of Death."

"And that means what exactly" I said in my most sarcastic tone.

"Well, I guess you could say it means I manage all death... and let me tell you, it is busy as hell, but thanks to you, my load has been decreasing to a point where I can come to say hi."

"Okay, how exactly did I do that?"

"Well, you remember that kid you ran into to save from that truck?" They said in the most irritatingly teasing tone

"Yes, I remember that," I said in a definitely not ticked-off way.

"Well, due to you running into him and them by consequence getting T-boned and having your guts arranged in front of that kid in such a horrifying display, he decided he didn't want to die. And he didn't want anyone else to die. So he spent the next 120 or so Earth years dedicating all of his time to making immortality and then making one with Zero consequences. Then he started spreading it to the rest of your home Universe, and now that Universe is essentially free from death, and they even managed to slow the heat death of your universe."

"Well, that's not crazy at all." After I said that Mr. Death looked like I had genuinely offended him.

"Sir I don't think you realize how amazing this is for me." He said in such a serious tone that I could barely control my laughter.

"Well -PTHH- I guess not," I said laughing a bit in the middle because it looked like literal steam was coming out of the sides of his head.

Soon I couldn't control myself anymore.

"BPTHH HAHAHAHA How are HAHA you haha haha doing that dude?"

"Oh, just a bit of minor Matter manipulation. Well, time to get onto what I brought you here for. Yes, yes, time to isekai your ass." He said while making finger guns.

"Oh, cool."

"Seriously, that's it, no, oh my gods, really, or thank you so much?"

"Well, I'm dead, right? It's not like I could go back to my home world, right?"

"Well, I could do that, but I'd have to wipe all your memories clean, and I don't want to do that."

"Why'd you have to do that?" I said with barely disguised disappointment

"Because then Life would throw a fit and I do not want to deal with those ramifications. Besides, I want to thank you for giving me so much much-needed free time. I've been able to read so much literature and watch so many animations and Live actions and even have some of my personality in this universe thanks to you."

"Wouldn't that be because of the kid I saved?"

"Nope, I decided it thanks to you, so it's thanks to you." He said with the biggest shit-eating child-like grin I had ever seen.

'Wait, grin. I can't even see his face. Why do I think Grin when I look at him? Wait that's not important right now the Author needs me to move the plot along

"So will I be getting any wishes?"

"Of course, after all that, my current favorite trope."

"Cool gimme just a bit to think about my wishes"

Then we sat in silence for the next... Actually, I couldn't tell how long.

"Okay, for My first wish, I wish to be reborn, wish Animas magic from The Wings of Fire series, for my second wish, um.... I don't know give me an infinitely regenerating slice of pineapple pizza."

Mr. Angel of Death then sat in silence for what felt like an eternity with his bony hands closed together on his desk for what felt like forever before he said.

"Can do on the first wish. Second wish however no... Now I'm making you allergic to pineapple and giving you an infinite regenerating slice of Pepperoine, and you'll like it." And he said in such a scary tone I didn't voice any complaints.

"Now I'm gonna send you off to your new home universe before I annihilate your soul... stupid life and her stupid Pinapples ruining Pizza."

Then, before I had any time to figure out what was going to happen, I was gone, and now I was in a warm place.