Mark is a sixteen-year-old trapped in his body, which looks like its twenty-five. Standing on the edge of the Empire State Building, he contemplates ending his life, burdened by failed dreams and the looming threat of his family being homeless. His plan to secure life insurance money for his family by dying seems foolproof—until he jumps. Instead of meeting death, Mark finds himself in a dark void, hearing familiar voices in his head: Asshole, Momma, and Pervert. These voices have been his constant companions, reflecting different facets of his psyche. When a rift opens, Mark is pulled into a new world and awakens in an unfamiliar body, covered in sweat, in a small, dimly lit room. As Mark acclimates to his surroundings, he discovers that he now inhabits the body of a noblewoman named Markaleria. The room holds strange, luxurious items, including medals and a ruby-embedded tunic. He quickly realizes he has become a vampire, a being with enhanced abilities but a severe weakness to sunlight. Determined to adapt, Mark finds a letter from the prestigious Gregonian Eternum Wizarding Academy, determined to fulfil his once dead dream of becoming a teacher, he shall strive to do his best while he wrestles with his new identity and past trauma.