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Rabbit Must Die

Ever since a despicable rabbit arrived at the Heavenly Court, banners have been hung up in the residences of all the major Immortals: beware of fire, theft, and rabbits. At the same time, the God of Food's Complete Rabbit Cooking Guide started selling like hotcakes. One could often see a bunch of Immortals waving various magic treasures, chasing a rabbit all over everywhere, shouting, "Although group beating is unfair, we can lose face, the rabbit must die!" Passerby A: Why is that rabbit so freaking famous? Almost all the Immortals know him, is it because he's cute? Passerby B: No! It's because he's a jerk! No, that's inaccurate, he's totally a mega jerk!

Yimeng Huangliang · Ost
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Chapter 25 It's Time to Fight_1

Having spoken, Qin Shou stood up to leave, a resolute expression on his face. A gust of wind blew, slightly skewing his ears, but still could not hide his dashing, chilly elegance.

Taixu True Master, the old swindler, couldn't help but ask, "Rabbit, where are you going?"

Qin Shou replied solemnly, "To get myself a good pot!"

The old swindler asked again, "Rabbit, are you sure about this? Once you go, you might not come back."

Qin Shou answered, "Then I'll just add some more chili peppers."

The old swindler was speechless, "Can you not speak properly?"

Qin Shou turned back to look at the old swindler, speaking slowly and deliberately, "Do you know where I can buy some soy sauce?"

The old swindler was at a loss for words…

After the Rabbit had left, the old swindler asked Sun Wukong, "Has that rabbit gone crazy?"

Sun Wukong smacked his lips and said, "Do you eat spicy food?"

The old swindler: "..."