Going Back To America To Prepare For The 1st Grail War

The Greater Keys Of Archie Maňuška ( A/N give me names and i'll change it) and with it's creation massive amounts of mystery started flowing out of it nearly enough to start a new age of Fairies and maybe a new age of gods but I quickly contained all of the mystery and od leaking out of it in its sheath

( A/N you can think of od as the mana within someone of thing and prana the mana of the world because I know some people don't know why we use them differently)

As I did so I could notice the difference immediately there was a sense of power emanating of of it and when I really started to look at it I could see engravings of the 6 farries ( lesser angles) on it shining with a brilliant luster I don't think anyone could make something like this or any human at least maybe someone with true magic but certainly not me I only had a marble phantasm that is nearly on that level or on that level if I really wanted to over hipe it's power you know what I should stop dwelling on this

Problem and start thinking about how to survive the upcoming Holy Grail War because if I don't I might really be fucked even with the sword I just made I don't think I will survive in the slightest and I know it my

Ass will be toast if I come anywhere near there but now that I think about it how did America not get destroyed by the war I mean very powerful servants will be duking it out there and there are even some divine spirits that are going to be in that war there is know way America would survive that kind out battle

Unless there was something like another pocket dimension there wait hazent several of Americas president's theorized to have came into contact with aliens a bunch of times and didn't a president's wife say

Something about making a deal with them before ohh god oh know what the fuck is going to happen here since this is most likely the first ever Holy Grail War and they are known for having something fucked up always happening in one

There might be a reason on why people were able to summon such powerful servants because the world might be fucked without them and I think I also know where the shit it going to go down is

Area 51 The place where aliens are contained by the government and didn't Nasu menchin it existing somewhere ohh god i'm even more fucked the I first thought

Is this my gacha luck coming into play shit shit shit I need to get there before it's to late and see if my speculations are true I teleport around where

Area 51 should be and my god there is probably more mystery here the age of gods here nah i'm out I need to get to my place and make extra precautions for myself to survive as soon as I thought that without another seconed to waste I teleported to my basement and run upstairs get my priest dress and head on back to my basement and start engraving the shit that was in the grimoires that I found into it as well as some holy text and summon my puppet to me and start fusing it to my puppet

And I take the extra materials I used in the creation of my sword and made it into a chain and connected it to my puppet as well as buffing up my body with as many richuals as I could so I did not die in one hit from any servant when I was not in my puppet

( A/N if you were wondering how his puppet works well you see once he fuses with it he gets a dragon core yes but that is to matane the fusion because if it did anything else it would drain him of all his od in like

30 seconds because of how he made it and to unfuse with it he needs to use the exact same od he used to fuse with it to get out also he can overdrive his magic circuits to make himself able to use it at his max potential and die in the proses but he won't use that because he does not really feel like dying)

As I did all that shit I started to wonder about what would have happened if I did not make that bet with prelati but then again they would have probably have found a way into tricking me into going anyway damn it all sigh anyway I need to head over to them to take them to the location and most likely protect them from any lovecraftian abominations they might anger along the way

As I teleported there I found them laying on the ground with books all around them with some snacks as well sigh this man child can't doesn't even have the decency to atlese pass out of their way to fucking big bed god

How did they survive so long ohh yeah their immortal ugh this is going to be such a drag I think as I walk over to them and wake them up I notice they are starting to smell as well they wake up and started to speak but before they could say anything i went to their room found some of their clothes and a towel chucking them in the shower with cold water and start waiting for them to finish

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10 Minutes Latter

They get out with a smile and a mess that i'm going to have to clean up because they had basically turned me into their house keeper ever since are rather my first day at the clock tower I pick them up and start carrying them and telling them about what I found out and they were somehow excited that something as fun as what was happening was happening

They can be this happy and not worried because one they were immortal and too I was with them and I was strong as fuck so they don't really worry that much oh how I wish I was them sometimes anyway as they got their things before I teleported us they asked me to pretend that I was their servant and before I could refuse they showed me are new contract that I signed and I sighed thinking about how fucked I was and I agreed and with that I teleported away from their floating thing and to Area 51

( A/N i'm going to stop using grammarly)