Opposites Attract [bxb]

You wake up in the middle of the night to find an escaped convict making a sandwich in your kitchen. How do you deal? -Grab anything disposable (definitely not a plastic fork), for defense -Wonder where in hell you left your phone -Pray that whoever it is didn't touch your jar of chocolate cookies -Finally find the phone, and as it's calling 911, you remember... You're a police officer 'C'mon Loess, be a man for once' Loess is used to his low expectations, no action, love-lacking life. He has been that way ever since an untold history. But here comes a miraculous twist changes the whole plot of his ordinary life. Housing a criminal, a powerful one at that, is enough trouble on its own, but falling for him though, that's really bad.