Let Me Crack You Up

I was born at My Funeral

hundred short story

Forced Immortality

Guy dies, transmigrates and then dies some more. Contrary to what you might think, this is actually a story about an OP protagonist. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Things to keep in mind before reading: - I have never written a story before so this will most likely end up being pretty bad. - I have done zero planning for this story. - This is mostly something i wanted to try out in my freetime so updates are going to be sporadic at best. - Chapter length will fluctuate until i figure out this whole writing thing. - I have no idea if there will be romance. Might add it in the future if this story somehow doesn't end up as a failure. - There will be some stuff from the Star Wars Universe but this is NOT a Star Wars fanfiction. - The story will be pretty explicit in the gore department so if your squeamish, beware. - This story will be a slow burn. - If any of the above changes, i'll update the synopsis and i might make a seperate chapter just detailing these points. - Last point, English isn't my native language so have some mercy on my poor soul, ok? If none of the above has scared you away then i invite you to join me on this catastrophic ride. It'll probably be kinda fun.....hopefully... This story is also on RoyalRoad and Scribblehub.

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Tuanku Tersayang

Baru saja terlahir kembali, langsung menyinggung seorang bos besar. Bos ini berhasil membawanya pulang dan berkali-kali menangkapnya saat dia kabur. “Tuan, seorang pria datang untuk mencari nyonya dan ingin kembali bersama dengannya.” “Kubur dia hidup-hidup!” “Tuan, nyonya mendapat ranking pertama dalam kompetisi besar di Universitas Kedokteran. Ada seorang wanita yang iri dan menampar nyonya.” “Tampar wajah wanita kotor itu sebelum mengirimnya untuk disiksa di neraka!” “Tuan, nyonya... nyonya melarikan diri!” "Heh, berani melarikan diri? Lihat dan tunggu saja bagaimana Tuan Besar ini akan memberimu pelajaran!"

Lost Domain

In a world full of harsh reality where evil has reigned in the place. The MC has long abandoned being a human full of anger and hungry for revenge. He will tear his enemies and breakthrough anyone who goes between his revenge. Will he achieve his hunger for revenge? or perhaps there are more surprises that have yet to be open? Join him in his journey to achieve his beautiful revenge. NOTE: The picture is not mine I just found it in Google and edit it.

Web sli

He puts the end of the gun against my forehead looking at me, hate gleaming in his eyes. A wicked smile pressed itself on my lips as I pressed the gun harder against my head. "Do it." I say and his jaw clenches, his finger tightening around the trigger. "Your just doing the job for me." BANG

devil's fire

Multiple Yaoi Series!^^

This Boy's Love Series is for everyone whose interested in reading !^^^ Btw... Reading this is a bit of mature content so please be advise, that anyone who reads this knows it isn't PG !^^^ If you have any comments or concerns feel free to comment down below !^^^ And tell me whatcha think!^^^ As well as suggestions for any new series to create!^^^ New Chapters: Anytime, or Mon, Thurs!^^^ Author: A.M.C (Kawaii_galaxykit)

Tales of the forgotten

The Void

Every power known to man and every single race collide together to form a hodge podge of destruction. Every single power system and power dynamic explored and utilized to their fullest to destroy everything. An ancient cultivating legend is reborn in a boy in a small village.

Love qonquers all

seorang wanita dari keluarga kaya di paksa menikah dengan seorang pria yang memiliki latar belakang keluarga yang jauh lebih kaya. orang tua wanita tersebut memaksa anaknya untuk menerima lamaran dari keluarga pria, jika keluarga wanita menolak maka kontrak mereka akan di batalkan. lalu, bagaimana nasib dari wanita itu? dan bagaimana kisah perjodohan mereka?? apakah akan berjalan dengan baik atau justru sebaliknya

Transmigrated as an immortal black cat

Tobias, who just got eigtheen and finally wanted to do something with his live, got elektrocuted by his defect ps4 consol. But thanks to some mysterious circumances he doesn't die, but instead his soul was transmigrated to a dangerous world in an medival stile. To his surprise not as an human but as some random catlike creature which ca't even die.

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Blessing In The Shadow

Since ancient times, Shadows began to cast themselves over various parts of the world. These Shadows trapped those who entered and swiftly brought about their demise. In ancient times, civilizations and some kingdoms began to vanish due to these Shadows. As the years passed, individuals who could survive the Shadows started to be born among the newborns. Over time, thanks to those who survived, people learned how to combat the Shadows. Specially gifted individuals received training in various fields to eradicate the Shadows. The trained individuals, known as Blessers, started to gain significant attention and value in society. However, this situation brought forth numerous questions and problems. The Blessers, nonetheless, became quite comfortable with this situation. After a short while, following the conclusion of the First and Second World Wars, the Blessers gradually cloaked themselves in secrecy. When the history showed the last quarter of the 20th century, the Sacred Union was formed through the combination of 7 Clans and 19 Families. //Question: What is the difference between Clans and Families? Answer: Clans consist of individuals with similar powers, while Families are formed by individuals connected by blood.// In the following years, the Sacred Union grew with the support of more clans and families, initiating the struggle against Shadows in many countries around the world. When the year 2013 arrived, a Shadow was destined to fall upon Zen's home. Zen, at that time, was only 10 years old. Unfortunately, he would have to spend five years of his life living within that region. //Author's Note: I don't intend to incorporate real-life events into the novel. For example, there won't be a Covid outbreak in 2020 due to the creative decisions. Again, Author's Note: I don't like to speak in absolutes; perhaps it could happen.//

Doctor CEO

For now, this will be empty till chapter 5 is updated.

A Lady in Cerulean

A prince, a widow, a war Richmond has lost everything, his honor, his birthright and his kingdom all to his uncle.Determined to get it all back, he sets out on a quest to gather an army large enough to get it all back ,but he must choose between his beliefs or his heart. Cerulean hates the prince,but she's his prisoner.Forced to endure the aftermath of her clans slaughter, she is set on mission....to destroy those that wronged her.

Kage Sexbomb

Warnings: Naru/Harem. This story is pretty hardcore and filthy. This story contains adultery and character bashing. I bash on Sasuke and a bit on Sai. In fact any guy that isn't Naruto is fair game for character bashing, because it plays into the fetish sometimes. (NOT MY BOOK)

The Devil fell for the angel

"S-stop, p-please...I-I..", before she could complete her sentence three hard kicks were given to her side. Xavier chuckled darkly, looking at the tiny brunette. He wouldn't admit it, but seeing her in pain caused a tug at his heart. He again kicked her, but this time at her chest. He knew what he was doing is wrong, but after what she did, he will never forgive her. He will make her pay. "You deserve this bitch! You deserve every single thing I give you whether it be pain or torture!", he said and gave a blow to the side. She whimpered and clutched her stomach, cause only she knew that he was not only hurting her but the....... growing life in her too. ~~~~~~ Xavier Thorndsen is 29 year old Mafia King to all the Mafia's in the world. He is cold and ruthless. He loves to torture his enemies till death. He has a happy family, A father who is just like him, A loving and caring mother and a 26 year old sister and two 23 year old twin Brothers. Bella Anderson is a innocent and tiny 17 year old brunette, who loves peanut butter. She is adored by her three older brother; Adrian, Zander and Blake. She is the Mafia Princess of the American Mafia. Her father is the Mafia boss of the American Mafia and Zander is the heir to it. Her father loves Bella alot. She lost her mother when she was three in a car accident but she and her family have moved on From her death. But, What happens when a marriage contract that was made 100 years ago, for the heir of the Royal Mafia and the Mafia Princess of the American Mafia are too be married is bought to light? What happens when Xavier and Bella are tied in a Loveless marriage? What happens when a misunderstood blooms and Xavier is hell bent on Making Bella pay for what she something she did not do? What happens when he learns the truth, is too late or will they be able to repair the problems? What happens when between all the chaos the Devil falls in love with the angel?

The Great Divide

Quran. Majeed

This is not supposed to happen!

Where in an ordinary rom com Fan meets the villainess of his favourite comic book. Jun wants nothing more. he has a fine job, a home of his own and on top of that he can watch as many dramas as he wants and read as many comics as he wants. At present, he is currently reading the book " blood and love" which is one of the best books he has ever read. but what will happen if the villainess of this book, Reya, enters his real life? will he hate her just like the other characters in the book? or will he get to understand her? but as Jun spends time with Reya, secrets unfold one by one, and he soon understands, the book does not hold the whole truth.

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The Redemption Of A Fallen Warlord

Nobody remembers why the feuds started. Initially, The Trinity had been undivided, a group of 3 peace-loving galaxies who wished to make peace, not war. That didn't work. The Trinity was shaking at its foundations. In every society, there are two kinds of people; those who seek power, and those who seek to serve those in power. Unfortunately for those who ran The Trinity, there were many of the former, and more of the latter prepared to support them. And so, The Trinity shattered, and all three galaxies were locked in aeons of war and bloodshed, with no clear end and no clear peace. Till the two arose. Hyperium and Obsidious. Two beings that could not have been more different, yet could not have been more similar. The former, claiming to be of royal descent, had seized his power by rallying the nobles, dissatisfied with the past taxations of The Trinity that stole their wealth, and wanted their royal powers and freedoms back. The latter, a dark, hardened sociopath who spent his former years as a slave, mercenary and a range of other jobs only a reject of society would take, who rallied those with a lust for destruction as he did. The two parties went on to dominate their chosen territories, causing bloodshed, loss, anguish, and destruction. It was a common rumor that one day these two would clash, only one emerging the victor to rule the ruined, charred, scarred remnants of The Trinity that drifted without purpose in space. This is the story of that conflict. This is the story of Obsidious. This is the story of the fallen warlord who sought redemption.

The art in Shadow

In what seems like a peaceful world, Rayo, an apprentice lumberjack and blacksmith, harbors a secret. Living in the city of Madina, he juggles his duties as an apprentice. When tasked with retrieving the sword of the royal knight of Anermi, Rayo finds himself embarking on a journey where he will be forced to tap into 1% of his potential.

MAGIC PENCIL IN THE APOCALYPSE WORLD

Have you ever wondered ? In an Apocalypse World, where your survival is a Miracle ! and you are struggling with death for one morsel of food daily with Cunning Humans, Zombies ,Monsters and Wretched Powerful Super Humans. You are tired and on the verge of death and Once again you encounter another Miracle i.e., "Magic Pencil." Young Hero John Carter Desperate for Survival, on the verge of death left alone to be eaten by Zombies and Monsters by Desert Bandits, after looting his Caravan. On the precipice of death he finds a glimmering pencil in scattered leftover trash pile of Caravan, looted by Bandits. As though bound to die, he is a mercenary to the core and greedy for treasure. He picks up that pencil with his limp body and amusingly draws a fountain on his last breaths with a Hearty laugh......and a fountain burst from that place and thus his life of new adventures begin from there....... Mysteries of Magic Pencil are not simple; if you are hungry, just draw the food and if you are thirsty draw water. With Magic Pencil anything which can be imagined, can be brought to reality!! But, there are enemies all around ? To become strongest in this Apocalypse World and other Worlds! What is the price of such amazing powers? and what amazing things are stored in Destiny for 'Young Hero John Carter' with these infinite Perils and Dangers

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FORBIDDEN TEMPTATIONS; A Tale of Love and Revenge

"Forbidden Temptations: A Tale of Love and Revenge" follows the tumultuous journey of Isabelle and Nathan, whose paths collide in a whirlwind of passion and betrayal. Isabelle, engaged to Nathan's brother Jacob, finds herself drawn to Nathan despite their complicated history. Nathan, harboring deep-seated resentment towards Isabelle for breaking his heart years ago, sees her engagement as an opportunity for revenge. As their forbidden attraction intensifies, Nathan and Isabelle are thrust into a dangerous game of seduction and deception. Despite their best efforts to resist each other, they find themselves unable to deny the irresistible pull they feel towards one another. But as their relationship deepens, Nathan's thirst for revenge threatens to destroy everything they hold dear. Determined to make Isabelle pay for the pain she caused him, he sets out to break her heart just as she once broke his. Caught in a web of desire and deceit, Isabelle and Nathan must confront their past and their present, grappling with the consequences of their forbidden love. Will they succumb to the forces pulling them apart, or will they find a way to overcome the obstacles standing in their way and forge a future together? "Forbidden Temptations" is a gripping tale of love, lust, and revenge, exploring the depths of desire and the power of redemption in the face of adversity.

Betrothed to Mr Arrogant (High School Romance)

Betrothed to Mr Arrogant (High school Romance) Written By Humble Smith Synopsis Meet Adrian a rude, pompous and arrogant guy.. He is smoking hot and very rich, Ladies drools around him dying for his touch.. He is a playboy and has no girlfriend, he sees girls as sex bitch used to kill the sexual urge.. He is the center of attraction in school, everyone sees him as an idol, girls swoon around him, Meet Rose the only girl who couldn't fall for Adrian's cuteness.. Adrian hated her for that and wants her on his bed at all cost, the only option was to make her fall for him. What happens when they found out that they were betrothed and would have to get married.. What happens when Adrian finally made her fall for him but also found out that he also was really in love... What happens when something which tends to destroy their relationship happens??..would they stand by each other or allow their love blown off... * * You can't miss it..

Already Taken

What would you do if you were fated to someone whose heart belongs to another? Would you fight for control, or simply exit, stage left? This is the big question playing through Luciano's mind. Luciano is a werewolf. His mate is human. A married human. Will fate prevail? Or will he walk away? Sometimes fate just has to mess with a good thing. Hopefully it has a good reason. Hello, my name is Amber Rayne, and this is my story. As I stood in front of my stove watching the gurgling pot of sauce, I couldnt help but sigh in contentment at how my life was going. Perfect husband, works hards, and loves harder. As I stand in the field surrounded by a multitude of bodies and covered in blood, I can't help but think of what brought me here. My mate. Or lack thereof. I have searched to the ends of the earth since the day I turned 18 but to no avail. She doesn't exsist. It's the only reason I can imagine. Why the MoonGoddess feels I do not deserve love is beyond my ability to understand.

MEET THE RICH SEVEN BROTHERS(HANDSOME NA YUMMY PA)

Laging malas si Shaina sa buhay, magmula nang mamatay ang ama niya sa isang car accident. Mas naging malas pa siya nang mabalitaan niya na baon sila sa utang dahil sa pagiging talo ng ama sa sugalan kaya for the sake of god nagawa siyang ireto ng ina sa matandang mayaman at walang gusto ay ang mapangasawa siya at gustong matikman pati ang puri niya. Kaya tumakas siya sa kanila para di matuloy ang pagreto ng ina sa matanda. Sa kasamaang palad, mas lalong malas ang buhay niya nang makilala ang magkakapatid sina Shawn ang pala kaibigan, si Steven ang bolero, si Tom na napakamaniyakis, si Alejandro ang babaero, si Mark ang tahimik ngunit mabait, si Ken na dating ex boyfriend niya, si at Orlando na masungit. Nabasag niya ang vase na nagkakahalagang 3 million dahil sa galit niya kay Orlando at naibato niya ang mga vase ngunit nakailag to. Nagmakaawa siya ngunit di siya pinagbigyan pero sa isang kundisyon, magtrabaho siya bilang waitress ng mga ito sa isang bar dahil nabasag niyang vase. Ako naman si loka loka handang gawin ang lahat mabayaran Lang niya mga ito. Paano kung umibig siya isa sa mga lalaki, at paano kung may mga pagtingin din ito sa kaniya? pagaagawan kaya siya?

神翊暗殇之千回端木

一波未平，又起一波； 一事未结，又添一事。 一片笑靥，一缕气息，何解相思？ 一朝辞别端木府，经离武川千里路。 一骑马蹄虚惊鸿，自以不祥皆惶恐。 一杯一肴一席听，酒过三巡烦恼离。 一明眸，两顰蹙，对酒相思何解忧？无念掩心头。 一枝玉茗，坠入帝都梦。岂敢提过往事，似等东风。 一心为父寻仇人、为弟谋前程，她何曾想过遇到他。 一切付出她心甘情愿，可他究竟是磐石还是她的劫， 一份爱是镜里恩情还是始终不渝？ 一恩一怨，一爱一悔恨，何足怜？ 一生一死，一世一轮回，何足惜？ 书友群:120678905（备注书中角色）

Happiness and sadness of your parents

This story is based upon real-life. There are a lots of teenagers who really don't care about their parents. They are just unknown about their inner capabilities that they hold themselves. I hope this story may help you to find your inner ability. THANK YOU!

Percy Jackson and the White Forest

Secret story of Nana

Aku yang di pertemukan dengan dia di saat Hujan turun...

A quaint savior

[ I am writing the story for the first time...... so if you found any mistake so please try to ignore it ] This story is about the wizard world and the human world . A boy named Sazana , who was a very well known white mage of wizard world came in human world to protect a girl ominata (omi ) from zora ( he is the prince of dark wizards of wizard World ) If zora will not able to kill ominata than he will never become emperor of dark wizards and he will not able to wear the crown . Sazana always come in zora's way to save Omi because of a reason which he never disclosed to someone . Sazana always try to save Omi but she never agree with him because for her , he only makes troubles , but deep inside she always thankful to Sazana for saving her every time . originally , who is ominata ? what is the relation between Omi and Sazana ? what is the relation between Zora and Omi ? And the most important question --- why the death of Omi is related to zora's world ? [ The cover page is belong to the respective owner .]

Daughter of shadows: The tale of grand mage

A 21-century assassin gets a second chance at life in a world of swords & magic

Dark Demon Lord

Such a universe where only strong people rule. And the slavery of the weak to the strong. Where? Being weak is a crime.

'Oriens' a lore of thirst for domination