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Jokes.

Chapter 1it's me, hi

<p>Hello to my dear readers!<br/>Hope you had an okay day. If not, hopefully I can cheer you up!<br/>My book may not be like those novels that have interesting plots and twists, it's really just jokes! (I meant to delete it but couldn't so im just using this place to store jokes really)<br/>Hope I can make your day better with the jokes, shower thoughts and puns in the following chapters :)</p>

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