Journey Through The Egyptian Ages

Have you ever had a semi casual conversation with a Pharaoh that isn't supposed to be alive? Apparantly Pharaohs don't know how to loosen up, the solution...their very own Thea. Dorothea Gonzales isn't the most normal 23year old, I mean how many people can say that they have the ability to travel back to ancient Egypt and have a cup of tea with the Pharaoh (Do Pharoahs drink tea) Travel back to old ass Egyptian times ? CHECK Get your ass back home? Now that's the problem... Avoid getting tangled up with a pissy evil Egyptian god that might just might be slightly power hungry. FAIL-I already did that Just don't piss him off. Been there, done that.