Chapter 2 - 1 G 2 G. Oh, whats that?

"S***" x5

I am currently running away. Direction? Away from where I was before.

"Graaaa!!"

"Groa!!"

"Graaaannn!!"

Looking back. Yep, there are 3 of them now.

"god, you as*****!"

Goblins, A fantasy world monster. I f***-ing hope this is not Goblin Slayer.

In games, the players can instantly fight goblins and win.

But in reality? An unfit young man with a passive cheat and no combat experience and training, against 3 wild goblins? no chance.

"Graaa!!!"

"Graoaoaoa!!"

"Graaaaannn!!"

"Graaaammmm!!!"

"Maaaaa!!!"

'Granma? I want my Mama!!' I cried in my head.

Looking back there are 5 of them now. I keep running my clothes covered in sweat, my body tired to hell and back.

I found a clearing. Only, it was not an open space but a cliff. Looking down it was extremely high and a river was flowing below. It was not a cliff but a Canyon.

"S***."

Turning around. I froze.

Yep, Looking at the forest. Dozens of glowing yellow eyes.

"I... am in danger."

Still, I was surprisingly calm. Calm enough to look closely at these creatures that are in front of me.

These goblins are laughing and grinning at me. A cornered prey. They have weapons, leave clothes and are of various sizes.

Should I fight? I can fight, but will I survive?

I read somewhere that Goblins cover their makeshift weapons with piss and saliva. And I can see something wet on one of those weapons. An overly rusted looking knife.

If those things are actually poisoned then fighting them barehanded is the last thing I want to do. I really want to...

A goblin jumped towards me, right hand in the shape of a claw, its nails jagged.

No time to think. I just...

I just punched forward.

My right hand doing a fast cross punch my body twisting along. Somehow evading the claw swipe.

*Bam*

"F*** YOU!!! Sending me into this S*** of a place!!!"

I screamed towards the heavens, tears flowing from my eyes as I felt the wind blowing into my face from the sudden action.

That was it. My last energy spurt. Seeing as my blow sent the goblin flying was...

My chest is hammering with excitement. But my right is numb. I see my fingers bleeding. Yep, Untrained Body doing a Master Level Punch without proper training...

The pain woke me up. I really cannot deal with this situation as I am.

The Goblin I punched had already stood up, it was missing a couple of its teeth and was bleeding from the nose and mouth.

Only one thing left to do...

"I'll be back!"

I did a thumbs up as I jumped backwards and down the cliff. That last punch removed a lot of stress, enough to do this stupid joke as I descend down.

My mind was calm, my body tired. I was exhausted.

*Splash!*

And I knew no more.