Beautiful Senpai

Larry first thought he had heard wrong, but he almost spat after the words completely registered in his mind. What the hell this guy was talking about? He had come to hunt him, not to propose.

"Don't be so heartbroken," Lex said sadly, putting his hand on Larry's shoulder, "Although I can't be with you, I'm sure you'll find someone good. So please move on and find that someone else who would be your soulmate."

"What the fuck are you saying?" Laddu roared, having enough of Lex's nonsense. "I didn't come here to declare my love or anything, and you know that. I came here to beat some sense into you, you weakling."

Lex rolled his eyes and sighed, "If you don't want to declare love, then why the hell are you stalking me? Honestly, I would be fine if a beautiful girl were stalking me, but a man, and an ugly one at that..."