The Impossible Happened

It's 12am and I'm currently about to poop my pants. The reason? Because while I was watching my millionth or so rerun of the legendary and epic Dragon Ball Z, A beam of light shot out of my laptop and into my skull! Next thing I knew, I just knew that I became a Saiyan and a pure blooded one at that! This is insane, just what am I supposed to do with all of this power in the real world? What's more is I have my own legacy to build. I can even become a God in the future! But in order for that to happen, I'll need to fight stronger and stronger opponents and I am not so sure that this will last long on Earth. However first things first tail check! Oh hell, I actually have one! At that moment I felt a strange sensation in my body and I stared in disbelief as my tail vanished. What the heck?! Well that's a relief, no tail means no big scary monster during a full moon. Last thing that I need is to wake up one morning to my city demolished and my home in ruins.

My name is Alyster Salyars, and I'm a 28 year old NEET. Not one by choice really, I just have a really hard time being around people. However, that's going to have to change now that I've become a saiyan. I got a good look at myself in the mirror and I'm impressed. Shoulder length jet black hair, sword like righteous eyebrows, cobalt blue eyes, copper skin and standing at over 6 feet 2 inches tall with an aesthetic musculature, I look like a total sexy badass. I've been living off of my inheritance from my grandpa since I graduated high school. My grandpa was a billionaire tech giant who created the first ever full dive gaming system before he passed away ten years ago. I have never tried the thing, even though the company keeps offering to send me their greatest latest model. Maybe one of these days when I'm bored I'll try it out, but I don't see that happening any time soon.

For now let's test my bodies limits. How many pushups can I do before I collapse?

1.

20..

300...

4,000....

I'm not tired yet! What the heck?! There should be a limit to how much a person's strength increased at the beginning right?! I have not even broken a sweat yet and I've reached 10,000 pushups. Wait that's right! Saiyans come from a planet with a drastically different gravity level. Wasn't it like 10 times Earth or something? That means... Oh. My. God. My limit is at the very least 100,000 pushups then right? I'm not one for math though so I could be way off. Honestly, all I know is that my strength and stamina are monstrous right now. Or so I thought... I can't even lift my couch! What's going on here?! Wait I get it, my stamina is massively higher then my other stats starting out if this was a game. So I need to do weight training and sparring to improve! Got it!

And so for the next month I spent every day on weight training. Before the month was over, I'd already reached the point where bench pressing 1,000 pounds was effortless to me. I can squat more weight than the machines can handle now too, same with cleans. I tested my max running speed and it's a staggering 70 mph. I clocked myself with a special watch that records how fast you're moving in mph. The watch can go up to 300mph, even though no human can ever go anywhere near a fraction of that speed. Though I'm not human anymore, now am I? I did the run through the woods near my house. Now that my closed door cultivation is over, I think that it's time that I joined a dojo!