I'm Not An Orphanage! I Fix Thing Not Babysit Thing!

"Father! Teach me how to be a great wizard!" "Dad! Teach me how to be a ninja!" "Papa! Teach me how to use a sword!" I can only sigh at three puppy eyes looking at me. This is not fair! I thought that the job was to fix things! How can I start to look like an orphanage?! Dammit!