Hentai-Verse: Tales of a Milf Hunter

[From now on, you will work for me]

"..."

...

I am a normal guy but I can say that my memory is very good, a moment ago I remember sitting in front of my computer, for some reason an ad appeared on the screen, something strange since there were almost 10 Adblocks and 30 protection programs installed for several months and they had never failed until today.

And well, here we are, just holding the cursor over the ad opens it.

[Do you want to fulfill all your dreams? So, work for me!]

It unexpectedly looked like a chat room.

(Nope)

[...]

[Congratulations, you are the 1,000,000th user and won a trip to the cycle of reincarnation, in a few moments you will be picked up...]

Some hacker with a lot of free time, definitely.

After that message, he did not respond, and the computer turned off, it is time to abandon this ship, the computer was already invaded and the information was perhaps stolen, it was also an old computer, it was a gift from my father before his death, now nothing remains.

I woke up a little upset, no, too upset.

I'd be fine with losing anything but that, maybe it's not that bad, maybe it can be fixed.

Yes, I must always think positively.

Wait, is that the sound of a horn? No, it looks like a truck at full throttle.

It also smells like smoke.

I touched my arms, the hairs were standing on end for some reason.

I also felt a chill on my back and my throat felt tight, as if a noose was strangling me.

I looked out the window, from a third floor the view is wonderful, that will relax my mind, meanwhile I took out my smartphone to call an ambulance, my heart ached.

My legs were shaking uncontrollably as I approached the window, after reaching the window and holding on to not fall, there was no after.

...

..

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That brings us to the opening scene.

[From now on you will work for me]

"..."

An office, a table separated us while we looked at each other.

And as if she was following a script, she began to explain.

"..."

"I just died, right?"

[In a nutshell, you died], the golden eyes of the woman in front of me were shining friendly.

"So, that truck..."

[It brought you here]

"And that lightning"

[It's part of the protocol, nothing personal]

"And that pain in my heart?"

[Hmm, do I have a shinigami face? That is not my jurisdiction]

I rubbed my temples, "don't take this the wrong way."

You just killed me... of course I won't take it the wrong way, even if I didn't die there would still be traumas.

[I can read your mind, you know?], her friendly smile was objectively beautiful, but for some reason I was disgusted by this woman.

"..."

"So, can I go back? You know, my life was great", I spoke with a stoic expression trying to be convinced of my own words.

My life wasn't bad, but it was definitely boring.

[Aren't you interested in this job, I made a lot of effort to bring you here, at least I want you to listen to me], the woman's delicate face became serious.

"Definitely not," I quickly denied, what a joke!

Her simple invitation methods were dangerous, who knows what business she had in mind.

Besides, she called herself a Goddess, what could she possibly want from me?

I'm not exaggeratedly handsome, I'm not too talented either, anyway, I'm average, I'm not a leader or a young millionaire, I don't have anything to offer and I don't want to earn too much trouble either.

"..."

[Pff… you'll still have to listen to me if you don't want to die… really die…you already died, but you get the message right?]

I nodded slowly, this woman is definitely not a Goddess.

[Work for me, and you will get what you long for, you will have a harem], the woman was serious.

'...'

For some reason I was deeply embarrassed. I felt a disdainful look coming from afar; I could almost hear the words "pathetic".

That was a desire that was formed during my adolescence, that doesn't count; it was a delusion that I wanted to forget, reality hits hard.

I had a friend who tried to date two girls at the same time and literally lost his head.

Romance is definitely not for me.

"I don't know what you're talking about, I never had that dream"

[Hehe, okay, let's say you're not interested in that, the task isn't too dangerous, and you'll earn a lot from this, I'll give you a bonus if you accept], the woman was trying to bargain.

"..."

*Sigh*

"I can't get out of here if I don't agree, right?" I'm too tired to discuss something that's already been decided.

The woman gave a thumbs up and smiled.

[You understand quickly, I want you to reincarnate and search for something that I lost. You will go "far far away" to a distant multiverse; this multiverse will open its doors in a few hours after many millennia... it is my home but I cannot enter, let's say I it's still a year until I can enter again], the woman seemed very embarrassed.

"..."

[I also want you to steal all the treasures you see... Hmm, it's too tedious to explain, take this "pandora box", here, you have everything you need]

[Remember, if someone asks about me; you don't know me, do you understand?]

[Ah, if you meet a woman with a "slap-face" run and don't look back, I don't think so though...]

[Forget it]

"..."

[I think I didn't forget anything]

[Hmm... lastly, let me give you my blessing]

???

At least let me talk. I wanted to refuse, but the woman reacted faster and lifted me gently by the shoulders.

[Nothing personal, I swear], she looked embarrassed and she was apologizing for some reason.

*Pah*

My cheek felt numb.

"..."

*Pah*

My other cheek suffered the same treatment.

"..."

[All set, you have my blessings]

[I wish you a prosperous future. I will see you in a year, my dear Emissary]

[You wonder, why did I slap you? It's part of the protocol, you can call me Lady Luck, you know the phrase, "Luck strikes when you least expect it", well, something like that. Hey, don't look at me like that. I'm not kidding, whatever, take care of the lightning and protect everything you love]

Before I could reply, the box in my hands became intangible and entered my body, my vision blurred and I fainted.

The bullet was still in my mouth and it would stay there until I met this woman again.

At least that's how I started my new life, two slaps, a box and a crazy woman as my sponsor, what could go wrong?

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English is not my first language so I may not notice some mistakes.