Chapter 1

"*Sigh* where did it go wrong. I knew that the world of Naruto was fucked up in many ways, but this is just too much." I said to myself, sitting under a tree near a park of the great Ninja village, Konoha.

It is the village where most of the shit happens in the show and village has many internal conflicts. Although I wasn't interested in them, I was part of Uchiha clan, which is involved in those conflicts.

I was just a normal teenager who died by slipping in the bathroom and getting hit in the head too hard. I was then reborn into the world of Naruto.

Although I didn't like the idea of living in a world where wars and conflicts are everywhere, I still decided it would be great to live in a world which you grew up seeing as a child.

But all that came crashing down when I learnt that I had a special physique, which uses a lot of chakra. So, my body was basically using all the chakra in my body just to keep me alive. Even if I try to use chakra for any jutsu, I can't use any.

And to add more to the disappointment, my mom was from the Senju clan. Normally I wouldn't care, but since the second hokage managed to piss off every Uchiha, they completely hated my family.

That's the reason, when they both died in war, I was completely shunned by the whole clan. My daily expenses were not a problem, as my parents left behind enough money to keep me alive till I start earning money.

I remembered that chakra also depends on physical strength, so I started training my little body. Now, this isn't a good thing to do at a young age, as it might cause growth problems, but I didn't have to worry about that in the Naruto world. The body has evolved with the help of chakra, so I don't have to worry about growth problems if I started training.

I didn't know where to start and I read in the village library that pushing your body to its limits will help it evolve faster and help you grow stronger.

Since I didn't know anyone in the village, I didn't know what to start with. That's when I had the most idiotic and foolish idea in my entire life, follow Saitama.

I didn't know what was going through my head when I decided to follow Saitama and his training regimen. I immediately regretted it after I started.

The aftermath of the training is a complete sore body to the point where I have to literally crawl back to my house. And that is exactly what happened now.

I was completely tired from my training and was resting under a tree until I regained enough strength to crawl back home. Every muscle was screaming in pain and it wasn't something I like to experience, but I had to become strong to survive.

In my previous life, I didn't go to the gym as I was lazy and it wasn't completely important in my life, but strength is everything in this world. You are weak, you die. That's the reason I continued the training regimen even though it was ridiculous.

I closed my eyes and felt the cool evening breeze brush past my face, playing with my hair while the leaves also danced to the wind, releasing a melody as they moved.

This was one of the only things I liked in this world. The fresh hair without any pollution and the greenery everywhere.

As I relaxed my body, trying to ignore the pain, I heard a voice from beside me say "No fair, you get to enjoy this cool breeze all alone."

I opened my eyes and looked at the cute little girl beside me who had blonde hair and green eyes, with bangs to her right side of her face while the rest was tied back to a ponytail.

"You were busy playing with others, so I didn't disturb you." I replied and she smiled as she said "You should join us Hasuto. Sakura and Shikamaru really like playing with you."

"I would like to move, but my whole body is tired and refuses to move." I said and then I heard footsteps to my side. I turned to look at them, and found a girl with pink hair and a fat boy with brown hair. Beside him was another boy with black hair and a face that was disinterested in doing anything.

"Ino, why didn't you call us?" the girl with pink hair said and the blonde haired girl, Ino replied "I didn't want to come and ruin the peaceful atmosphere."

I chuckled as they continued their bickering while I looked at the fat boy beside Choji. Shikamaru said "He is Choji" and he introduced me to Choji.

Shikamaru then sat beside me and looked up at the dancing leaves. He said "Well, looking at the leaves also looks fun, but I prefer clouds."

I turned to Choji and said "Nice to meet you Choji. Come and enjoy the breeze." I said and he was still a little shy, but he sat down beside Shikamaru and leaned against the tree like the rest.

He took out some rice crackers and offered me some, but I couldn't even lift my hand to take them. I enjoyed the little talk with everyone and this was the best thing that happened to me after I was reborn in this world.

Since the Uchiha clan had completely avoided contact with me, I was training alone in the village. It was an empty space near the village park and was a perfect place to train.

Five months ago, as usual, I was tired from my training and was resting against a rock. I was just three and it was too much for my body.

I sat there as I breathed heavily. I wanted to scream but didn't have to energy to do so. I tried reaching out to my bamboo bottle, which had water, but I couldn't even lift my hand properly.

Then, I saw a hand take the bottle, so I looked up and found the same blonde haired girl, Ino. I didn't immediately recognise her at first, as the drawings and real life people are different.

She handed me the bottle and asked "What are you doing here?" I took the bottle, but immediately dropped it again. I had multiple muscle tears and it was horrible.

Seeing me drop the bottle, she asked "Are you fine? Should I take you to the doctor?" and I replied "No, thanks. I will be fine after resting for a while. Thanks for asking."

"So, what were you doing here? If you are alone, want to come and play with us?" she asked, which was a stupid question to ask after seeing me not able to even drink water.

"I was just training and am tired from doing so." I said without sounding rude. She exclaimed "What?! You are training from such a young age. You are awesome." and sat beside me.

She then asked "So, what's your name?" and I replied "Uchiha Hatsuo"

"I am Ino Yamanaka. So Hatsuo, wanna be friends with me?" she asked, which was weird, as we just met and she saw me in the most pathetic state possible, but I wasn't going to ruin the opportunity, so I said "Yes, it would be great to have such a beautiful friend as you."

Now, anyone would think that this is weird and start labelling me with many things, but I didn't have a choice. Humans are social creatures and can't survive alone.

On one side, I am shunned by the whole Uchiha clan and since the reputation of the Uchiha clan is not good in the village, I couldn't interact much with the adults of the village. And I was famous among the ninjas for being the only Uchiha without chakra.

So, I hardly interacted with anyone. so, if I can talk to someone, I don't care if they are small.

She blushed when I said she was beautiful and replied "I am also happy to have a friend who is very handsome." and I didn't consider it as she being humble.

I looked at my reflection as I grew up, and to say I was more handsome than Sasuke, is an understatement. It is just that Sasuke was famous as he roamed the streets while I focused more on my training in a secluded area.

I had black hair and black eyes like most Uchiha members. I looked little like Gray Fullbuster when I started comparing.

We then talked till evening and it was good to speak to someone. She looked at the setting sun and said "Ok Hatsuo, it was nice meeting you. Come play with us tomorrow. I will introduce you to my friends. We can play all day." with a bright smile.

I smiled back and said "Sure" after which she left while waving at me. I then crawled back to my home and slept. The next day, I didn't go to train, instead I headed to the park.

Ino was already there, playing with a pink haired girl while shouting at a boy with black hair, who lay on the park bench and refused to get up as he looked at the clouds in the sky.

As I approached them, Ino noticed me walking towards her and waved at me while running towards me. She came to me and said "Perfect timing Hatsuo, let me introduce you to my friends." as she pulled me by my hand.

I just went with the flow and followed her to the two other kids. She then stopped in front of them and the pink haired girl kept looking at me.

Ino then said "Meet Hatso, he is my friend I met yesterday and he will be playing with us." announcing that I will be playing with them, without even asking their opinion.

Ino then introduced them to me "She is Haruno Sakura and he is Nara Shikamaru."

Shikamaru, who was sleeping on the bench, also got up and looked at me, while the pink haired girl, Sakura didn't say anything.

I was talking to Shikamaru about hobbies and stuff when Sakura pulled Ino to one side and they believed they were far from me, but I could hear their conversation.

Ino asked Sakura"Hey Sakura, what happened to you? Why did you pull me here?"

Sakura hid her face, which had a slight blush as she said "Ino, is it possible to fall in love with two different boys?" and Ino seemed to understand exactly what she was saying.

"Sakura, are you crazy? No, it isn't normal to fall in love with two boys, not when you don't even know them properly. Just a week ago, you saw Sasuke and said you fell in love with him, without even meeting him. Now you look at Hatsuo for the first time and you fell in love again." Ino shouted, even when Sakura repeatedly signalled to lower her voice.

"What is wrong with love at first sight? When I saw Sasuke, I felt that he was the most handsome boy, but Hatsuo is way better than him." Sakura tried to reason it out with Ino.

"Well, even if you like him, I don't think he will fall for a woman who changes men so quickly. And also, he is my friend. He will never fall to a stranger." Ino said and this is where I stopped listening to their conversation.

Not gonna lie, it felt good that two girls are fighting over me. As for their conversation, I really wasn't interested in Sakura. I was someone who hated Sakura in show seeing how she treated Naruto.

He saved her many times, but she didn't want to even thank him once. When he saved her life from Gaara, fighting against a tailed beast, she didn't even believe Naruto saved her. I know that there are many Sakura fans, or even neutral readers who would argue that it was just bad writing, but no one can change my mind on this.

With this, I got three new friends and it was starting to get fun and a little lively than before. I wasn't alone and got to play with them. Even though they were children's games, I still enjoyed them. Loneliness is really dangerous.

Note:- Before anyone else starts blabbering about the characters' age or how the conversation isn't normal for their age, or how their actions aren't appropriate for their age, let me remind you that childern are taught to kill, steal and seduce people at a very young age. I don't think we can use our common sense in the world of Naruto.