Sorry guys first time writing so as a नीं professional plz enjoy🙂
Hey who goes there."???
Well God said you can live any way you want but can't disturb other souls so is their an inn or something in hair" I said
Oh a newbie seems like he doesn't know the rules lets take a hike
"umm seems unusual for newbie to be here"mob A
" let hang out, I m mark":mob B
Sumoto":hi Mark, well m here for address can u tell me".
"Oye newbie doesn't get home didn't anybody tell u go to town hall" :???
By the way those who said a soul doesn't feel cold and hot just burn in hell.
It's cold on street since he brought me here lets go to him
Sumoto":hello can I ask where is God? "
Receptionist" :oh he is on lunch break. For any queries plz download god app. "
Sumoto" :like hell I'm gonna do it u see I have to write a novel I haven't got anything to eat, something to write on, and for fucks sake plz hire a female receptionist not a beardy guy of some bar"..... That's what I wanted to say but looks like it's not gonna happen so let's drop it.
Let's take a look at his home for next plot he thought.
So how to enter lets thing ring a door bell, smash up the gate, freeze up the door (well as a spirit might be able to do it), blow up with dynamite or enter via window, might as well try a new way.
So here i am climbing down the fire escape as a spirit its dirt free and frictionless.
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"hello mr Petersberg so my last home loan has been submitted and I can fully retire now right" :God.
Peterberg ":as per conditions you can apply for full authority for this house but you must sign insurance and submit to nearest place".
God":thank you sir may you have safe journey".
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dhhhhmm
Somato"ouch ouch ouch God fucking hell its not painless as it sounds in novel ".
God:!!!!!
Petesberg:!!!!
Somato:oh hi sir nice to see you again".
God:police police theif's in the house".
Peterberg:are you alright? ".
Oooh m fine
Peterberg:" so sir who might you be?. "
Somato" oh m somato m novel writer currently jobless".
Peterberg:"so sir somato for becoming new owner of this house".
God:"huhhhhhh".
Somato"???? ".
Peterberg:" it is specified in contract sir".