Getter Imapact: The Devil God Machine of Teyvat

''Talk''

'Thought'

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Had you ever thought about what it is like in the afterlife?

Well, I never really thought about it before until it already happened.

I mean, seriously? I died from getting hit by a truck!!

Goddamn truck-kun strike again!!

But all of that doesn't matter right now; why?

Well, because since I died, my soul(?) have been drifting on this endless... darkness? Void? I don't know, and at this point, I don't care anymore.

The point is, I had been drifting here for who knows how long that I'm pretty sure I had lost my sanity and then get my sanity back, for me to lose my sanity again and to get it back, again.

I don't even remember my name anymore!!

I want to get out of here and do something because I am so bored right now!!

Oh, wait a minute!?

I think I saw something....

Is that light?

Wait a minute, why is green? And why is it getting bigger and bigger? Wait, is it coming toward me!?

It's coming toward me, isn't it!? Wait, why the f*ck is shaped like a hand!?

Oh, shit, that hand is huge!!! Like a planet-size huge!!!

The f*ck is going on!?

Oh, now I'm getting grabbed by that damn hand!!

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

[Scene change]

''Eh... what the hell happened?''

When I open my eyes, I am no longer in darkness or void or whatever. Right now, I am in some sort of room? No, it's not; I think this is more like a pilot room? I think that is what it is, considering that I am falling from the sky.

'Hold one a second; I'm falling, huh.'

''OH, SHIT, I'M FALLING!!!!!''

What the hell is this!? Am I in sort some plane, but I never fly a plane before!!! I have so many questions!!!!

But before I can continue my panicking, I got a sudden headache, and it's probably the worst headache I ever have in my life!!

It feels like my brain is being melted while my skull is getting carving by a 1000 degree knife!!

Or, to put it simply, it f*cking horrible!!

The pain only lasts for a few seconds, but it feels like years, but when the pain disappears. I now have new information in my head, a piece of very important information.

And that is, of course, is none other than the information on how to pilot this...

Well, it is a plane or planes that combine into one machine if you want to be more specific.

But I should stop my inner dialogue here now and start piloting this thing.

With that in mind, I start piloting this machine.

[3rd pov]

In the sky, far, far away. Something is falling off the sky toward the ocean.

Is it a meteorite? Nay!! Is it a shooting star? Nay!!

It is something much more sinister. With an appearance that looks like a devil, maybe it is the devil himself.

It is none other than one of the most classic super robots out there, and it is none other than a Getter Robo or, to be more specific 15 meters tall Getter Robo Arc.

{A/N: Just search up Getter Arc appearance because I'm not good when it come to describing character appearance}

Suddenly, its eyes lit up, glowing bright yellow with black pupils, its nine wings piece spread far and wide, and before you know it, the Getter Arc suddenly stops falling there from the sky and just float there, before looking around, left and right.

Then without any warning, it starts to fly toward a certain direction with an amazing speed.

Where is it going?

Nobody knows.

Well, almost nobody, because in the middle of the ocean where the Getter Arc was at, there was a certain female pirate and her crew who saw the whole thing, and she knew exactly where it is going