Electra City

Monday 17th..[13 Years Before E.V.O.L]

"Hey, Teach!! My butt is hurting... Can you get rid of the itchiness with your handcream you use everyday to masturbate your small dick..?" Said a small figure with blond hair at the end of the class.

And next to her, her best friend. Her life. Her muse. Her pillar. Me!

"Overseller!! You would be nothing without me."

Shut up! Let me present myself to the readers. I'm the protagonist...

"Knowing everything that you will cause, I would say that you are the 'Antagonist'.."

Nash? Can you shut your trap?? Thank you. Sorry for the rude interruption.--Next to her, Her best friend. Her life. Her muse. Her pillar. Everythi---

"Boring."

Okay, fuck it.. I'm Electra. Electra Deuce.. And welcome in my life...

"Eel, the teacher is angry.."

"And whose fault do you think it is!? You were busy trashtalking him and me during the last ten minutes. Color me surprised to see him angry.." I said with a hand on my forehead.

"Democracy, little eel. My right to trashtalk anyone..."

"Right, my ass. Now the Teach is going to send us there...."

"At least, you will be with Your Muse.."

"Bitch..."

She's so cunning. But she's my light, so, I am her's. She makes me feel important. Because in Down City, Talents matter.

"Still talking to those supposed Readers.. Do you think that your life will capture their interests? You are no one. You have no talent. You have no family. Who wants to know a Sad Girl???"

When she talks like that, it's because she's super hungry. After one Big Meal, she'll be like a tamed beast. Don't worry..

"Just answer my question, eel."

"I know I'm not that captivating. I'm not a real human, just a creation of one's mind. And this whole thing---"

"Joking, little eel. Wanna play Ludo??"

That girl is cunning, hateful and a real tomboy. But deep down in her heart, she likes me.

"Say one more word describing how good I am and I'll bitch slap you..."

Okay. Scary too.. But I love that part of her. She's my hero. She's a hero. Like literally.

".....Just tell them that I'm a hero with real powers. Tell them that my hero name is Mind and that I see the future.."

Well, you heard her..

"And My little eel right here is a nobody. She has nothing to brag out. No family, no friend, no talent. Nothing."

We know. You've been repeating that for minutes now. Come on, leave me alone. Can I count my life now...?

"Follow the script, little eel. Start telling them your life and then, how you became the Q----"

No spoil. You know that the writer hates that.

"...Bitch.."

Sure... Why not? So, dear readers. This is my life. A life where I'm considered a nobody. A life where I'm a zero-talent.. A life where I'm just a leech off of important people--

"Meaning, me."

"Anyway. Nash, don't you want to go clubbing?? I wanna dance..."

"Hmm.. Sure, I've got business there...."

"...."

"Aren't you supposed to say,' Me and my friends pushed open the window.. Jumping out the school premises and going illegally to a---"

Nash, I get it.

"Then, do it!!"

WE GOT OUT THROUGH A WINDOW TO LEAVE THE SCHOOL AND GO TO A CLUB TO DANCE!!!! Happy?

"Fuck you, eel."

I know, Nash. I fuck you too..