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Wife is Fierce, Don't Mess With Her!
Once Gu Qingjiu, she was fortunate enough to be born in the “best” family, ended up having a miserable and unjust life. Reliving her life once more, Gu Qingjiu chooses to enlist in the military and bear the toughest hardships she has ever faced. Everyone says that she's the least possible person to join the special forces. However, she manages to prove all of them wrong. Good-for-nothing? Who's the good-for-nothing? Is she a good-for-nothing when she can throw all of them onto the floor in a fight? Is she a good-for-nothing when she has results better than everyone else? She’ll prove all of them wrong. Enter Helian Niancheng, the well-known, youngest major-general in Beijing. A banishment sends him into the basic ranks in a military camp as a new recruit. From then on, he meets a person that makes him dote on and protect at all costs, his beloved. However, his beloved is only focused on fighting and killing. Major-general Helian declares this to be a very bad, a very terrible situation. Yet, Gu Qingjiu merely replies, “Scram! Lower your gun if you dare!”
Gui Mushuang · URBAN
4.7
#COMEDY
#TRANSMIGRATION
#LIGHTNOVEL
#UNPRINCIPLED
#INVINCIBLE
#MMORPG
#NPC
#MULTIVERSE
I Don't Agree to the Terms
Gu Shanhai witnessed this great world of numerous heavens and discarded his third life. The gods of the human realm forged an eternal utopia with blood and fire. The King of the Red Dragon led his knights, patrolling the never-setting empire. The scholar, with a smile and a sword stroke, depicted thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, while monsters opened their eyes and stretched forth claws, giving birth to all manners of demons. ... 'Everyone here is a player; you can't call me abnormal just because I haven't been digitized, right?'
The Lord of Taibai Water · SCI-FI
4.0
#COMEDY
#TRANSMIGRATION
#LIGHTNOVEL
#UNPRINCIPLED
#INVINCIBLE
#MMORPG
#NPC
#MULTIVERSE
Darling, Don't Run Away!
Six years ago, she marries a guy that she doesn't even know. On the wedding night, her husband tries to strangle her. "Who are you?" "I'm your wife!" .. At daytime, her husband was so adorable, childish-like and very gentle. But, At nighttime, her husband turns into a cold, rude and beast-like husband. .. The cupid knows how to play the human's heart. They got separated and met again six years later. Why did she run away from him? What she hide from him? Is he still remember her? Are they actually meet by accident or his heart lead him to her? Do bug me at discord : https://discord.gg/87PSsH
voiletevergarden · GENERAL
4.5
Don't Mess with that Turtle
There was a turtle here, He was a bandit! A robber! A shameless scoundrel! Don't mess with him!
Meibu cc · EASTERN
3.5
#R18
#SWEETLOVE
#ONENIGHTSTAND
Dangerous: Don't cross the line!
* At night He was rugged and untamed. That one steamy night left Grace utterly captivated. She coyly stretched out her dainty, snow-white feet, hooking them around his waist as she softly laid down her terms: For the first time, no staying overnight. The second time, the moment he got himself a significant other, she'd vanish from his side. Later on, their liaison would remain strictly on a physical level. No strings of money attached, no emotional fetters, just the most primal and unadulterated desires that flared up when night fell, entwining them like a web spun by countless spiders. And once the moment had passed, she'd straighten her skirt and turn her back on him, cold as ice. *During daytime He was the heir to a vast business empire, now impeccably dressed in a sharp suit, exuding an air of aristocratic reserve. He extended his hand to her with a polite smile, “Hello, Grace.” Grace gritted her teeth in secret dismay. She hastened to call off whatever was brewing between them, only to find herself cornered against the dressing room by the man, with no way out. In that cramped space, he was a relentless predator, and she, his irresistible quarry. His firmness pressed against her soft curves, setting every inch ablaze. Outside the door, her female colleagues were swooning over his chiseled abs. Just a thin partition away, he locked his arm around her willowy waist, seized her delicate hand, and guided it to rest on his taut abdomen, his voice dripping with a sultry allure, “Thought you could slip away? It's far too late for that.”
Katubari · URBAN
Not enough ratings
#R18
#SWEETLOVE
#ONENIGHTSTAND
#ROMANCE
#CAMPUS
#REBIRTH
I Don't Want To Reincarnate
Chen Hansheng was the elite amongst all the elites, a bachelor who possessed immense wealth. Surprisingly, he returned back in time to when he was still a high school senior. Now, he was troubled between two choices. He had no idea if he should choose Shen Youmeng, the treasured beauty, or Xiao Rongyu, the pure beauty.
Liuan Huayouming · URBAN
4.6
#ROMANCE
#CAMPUS
#REBIRTH
#ADVENTURE
#COMEDY
#VIDEOGAME
#SCARY
#FASTPACED
#SURVIVALGAME
#ANTIROUTINE
Clown Game
It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?---------------- This is a story where Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!
Fat melon · HORROR
Not enough ratings
#ADVENTURE
#COMEDY
#VIDEOGAME
#SCARY
#FASTPACED
#SURVIVALGAME
#ANTIROUTINE
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#SYSTEM
#COMEDY
#MAGIC
No! I don't want to be a Super Necromancer!
In a world of Mana Awakened powerhouses, Damian Bloodbane awakened into the Legendary, never-seen-before and utterly shameful E-Rank. E-rank. Before Damian Bloodbane, D-rank was the lowest Grade among all of the Mana Awakened in the entire world. After Damian Bloodbane, the world had its first and only E-rank Mana Awakened. It was worse than being Unawakened. The scorn, the ridicule, the mockery, the sarcasm and the utter humiliation he had to go through nearly drove him mad. Until one day… [Death Energy Detected… Absorbed] [Necromancer King System Activated] [Welcome, Damian Bloodbane, Sovereign of Death] [You may select your class] [Available Classes:] [Death Necromancer] [Death Knight] [Death Assassin] Witness the rise of Damian Bloodbane from the Legendary E-Rank Trash to be the World-Strongest King of Necromancers! Or… will he?
mrant12 · FANTASY
Not enough ratings
#ACTION
#ROMANCE
#SYSTEM
#COMEDY
#MAGIC
don't run, my sweety
she lost her precious first night, when she just reborn. she is the master of pen and sword some people say that is she almighty? who knows what happened to her? If she didn't work hard. she had to give birth to someone else. when this deal can finally end, why he doesn't allow her to leave, why he let her stay on the bed everyday.
Cecilia2323 · GENERAL
4.1
#ROMANCE
#CAMPUS
Don't Misunderstood! (BL)
Klein has just entered a University. He thought that his college would be perfectly normal but still enjoyable. What he did not expect was that a certain guy will always misunderstand him In their first meeting, Klein's eyes glowed as he saw a bag he wants to buy for his sister from a girl that tags along with Calix. However, Calix has prejudiced to people that only likes him for his appearance and he thought that Klein looks at him with infatuation causing him to feel displease On the same day, Calix decided to eat at the booth that Klein and his classmates opened. For the first time, Klein personally served the food he had cooked to the customer to inquire where he can buy the same bag. But Calix misunderstood him again for wanting to get close to him Still, on the same day, Klein saw the girl with the bag confessing to Calix and was rudely rejected. Calix threatened Klein that he would receive the same fate if he confessed. In anger, Klein threw a stone at Calix before running away On still the same day, Klein planned on watching the concert at the University. What he did not expect was that Calix would be the singer. With his mood ruined, Klein walks out of the venue but he was once again misunderstood Klein really doesn't like Calix and when the latter realizes the former was really speaking the truth, he despaired. It seems like he (Calix) was actually the one that fell in love, not Klein. What should he do now?
KenceRussel · LGBT+
4.8
#ROMANCE
#CAMPUS
#ACTION
#ADVENTURE
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#COMEDY
#SHOUJO
I don't want to be the Female Lead!
Being a Female Lead is a good thing when you get hit by Truck-kun and get reincarnated or transmigrated... But in a Harem Novel?? Kwon Sena just wants to have a life away from dramas and sword fights, in short, SHE WOULD LOVE TO BE JUST A SUPPORTING CHARACTER. Sena, "After getting killed by my best friend and getting cheated on by my fiancé, I just wished for this new life to be away from scheming friends and cheating bastards!" BUT WHY AM I THE FEMALE LEAD WITH A HAREM TO TAKE CARE OF?! ( Updates everyday under no specific time. )
Luna_1101 · FANTASY
4.8
#ACTION
#ADVENTURE
#ROMANCE
#REINCARNATION
#COMEDY
#SHOUJO
#ACTION
#ADVENTURE
#ROMANCE
#SYSTEM
#R18
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#LEVELUP
#EVOLUTION
#VIDEOGAME
Game's Villain Is The Evil Clown
"Only the victor can have the last laugh." *** [Destiny Fall]. A global sensation that became Game of the Year for 5 consecutive years. The game was set in the far future where the players could explore the vast Universe. It had exceptional narrative, characters, lore, and combat mechanics. There was only one problem with the game. It was damn hard to clear! 10 years had gone by, yet no one reached its ending! I was the 9th global rank player. While everyone dropped the game due to the absurd difficulty, I remained, doing my best to achieve a full clear. But... "Where am I?" I became the Evil Clown, an NPC whose only job was to die in every route of the game!
TheCringeGuy · SCI-FI
Not enough ratings
#ACTION
#ADVENTURE
#ROMANCE
#SYSTEM
#R18
#MAGIC
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#LEVELUP
#EVOLUTION
#VIDEOGAME
#ROMANCE
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#MYSTERY
#DARK
#SURVIVAL
#DEVIL
#SCARY
#KILLER
Don't go down there
I was used to having a normal life, despite the fact that I had to live on a hill with the rest of my family, isolated from the rest of the town,I thought that the only part of my life that wasn't normal was living on a hill but............ On his eigteenth birthday, strange things started happening, Mike thought that they had to live on a hill because they had no other home,but there was more to it than that. He thought he lived a normal life,but they were in slavery to a demon from the underworld,an underworld that sprang up to their own world sometimes. Shadow ghosts comes after him in the night and sometimes during the day time,why? what did he do to them? Mike Hills unravels a secret part of his life filled with death and terror, this time is not all about fighting but strategy and reasoning. Mike unravels the mystery behind the strange things and the beast that protects him. But what will happen at last,will he succeed and finally get a normal life or will he back down like the people or worse he may even get killed and his soul gets turned into a slave. "No I will never be submissive to you!" "Then would you mind being submissive to death?"
Franklin_Nwakamma · HORROR
Not enough ratings
#ROMANCE
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#MYSTERY
#DARK
#SURVIVAL
#DEVIL
#SCARY
#KILLER
I Don't Want To Be A Healer
The Star Power’s arrival has made a large number of dimensional spaces appear on earth and Humans wake up. In the era of cultivating the star power, nuclear weapons have lost their effect, while the starfighters have been omnipotent and formidable. The dimensional war broke out ten years ago, the world has been destroyed seriously. After 20 years, the dimensional quake has increased and doomsday has befallen. How would humans resist? A loser makes miracles. Yuan Fang went to a new world through space, and he will start his path of cultivation with the worst star map.
KungFuFireflies · SCI-FI
3.0
Don't Touch
Don't Touch: Book 1 Michael spent five years dealing with his disorder: haphephobia. Afraid to be touch. Afraid of stepping out of his home to enjoy a normal life. After moving to a new school, Michael has to challenge himself again from the beginning, but now with help from his new friend Elliot.
Birdie · LGBT+
Not enough ratings
Don't Say the Jinn Word
Hannah is a young British-Pakistani girl living in East London. Her strict household makes it difficult for her to escape from the pressure of being a good daughter. One such pressure leads her on a fairy-tale romance with a guy she meets at the British Museum. He ticks all the boxes except one. He isn't human. He belongs to the realm of Jinns. Hannah soon discovers the guy she's falling in love with is a prisoner, bound to an ancient vase for 1000 years for a crime that wasn't entirely his fault. To release the love of her life from his sentence, Hannah must embark on a dangerous journey that will not only break her away from her own family but will also attract the attention of entities in the Jinn world that should never have learned how far a human will go to save the Jinn she loves.
MAVIE · FANTASY
5.0
A CLOWN
Dengan harta berlimpah, jabatan dan koneksi yang luas tidak membuat hidup seseorang menjadi menyenangkan. Teo adalah pria dengan kelebihan tersebut, tapi apakah dia bahagia dengan apa yang ia punya? Banyak masalah terjadi di dalam hidupnya. Dimulai dengan kisah cinta pertama yang tragsi, di lanjut dengan misteri kematian mendiang sang ayah yang masih tanda tanya. Konflik antar keluarga yang memperebutkan kekuasaan, hingga perselisihan dengan sahabat sendiri. Menjadi tanggung jawab yang berat dengan menyandang nama keluarga 'Danuarta' mengingat banyak musuh yang ingin meruntuhkan kekuasaan keluarga Teo. Apakah ia sanggup bertahan dengan berbagai percobaan pembunuhan dan fitnah?
Piano_Dell · URBAN
Not enough ratings
#ROMANCE
#WEAKTOSTRONG
Don't Enter The Galaxy
Zuo Xingyun had vanished for eight years, and Xiang Wan had waited for him for eight years, only to have him return and bring her ruin and the death of her family. She thought she was just another sacrifice to his ambition, but unexpectedly, when she faced danger, he held her tight and whispered, "I'm here, don't be afraid." —— Everyone knew he was ruthless, cold-blooded, and full of ambition, stopping at nothing to achieve his goals. Everyone knew she was his only weakness. Only Xiang Wan was unaware. Not until she was cornered did Xiang Wan belatedly realize, the ambition of the man before her had always been her.
Lemony Cat · URBAN
Not enough ratings
#ROMANCE
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#ROMANCE
Don’t Take My Husband
Sabila Hanum did not expect that the husband she had been in love with had the heart to betray her. Sabila's condition, which worsened after her stroke, forced Sabila to spend her time in bed. Tommy Permana, Sabila's husband, who had made a promise that he would care for Sabila until she recovered, has now broken this promise. Without feeling sinner he made a betrayal into the beautiful palace they built together. With strong determination and Sabila's never-ending prayers, a miracle came for Sabila. Sabila was declared completely cured of her stroke, until finally karma avenged Tommy and this did not make Sabila grudge. In fact, Sabila took care of Tommy, until finally Tommy regretted all his actions.
julietasyakur · URBAN
4.8
#ROMANCE
I Do, I Don't
While celebrating the Supreme Court same-sex ruling, Josh hides his deep aversion to marriage. He lets his lover Adam believe they’ll eventually marry. But when his wedding-planner mother pushes him too hard to take that step, Josh declares in anger he won’t ever marry Adam.<br><br>Adam overhears and flees. Crushed at having been led on, he takes refuge at his old hangout. There he runs into his ex-boyfriend, who tries to take advantage of Adam’s vulnerability. Things go from bad to miserable, leaving Adam struggling to get through the worst night of his life.<br><br>Frantically searching for Adam, Josh is forced to accept he could lose him forever -- a prospect he just can’t face. Can he overcome his fears and propose marriage to save their love? That might work, but only if he can somehow convince Adam to trust him again.
Lisa Gray · LGBT+
Not enough ratings

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