1 Chapter 1: A long night

My eyes fluttered open, only to immediately shut closed, I covered my face to shield it from the harsh light that streamed in through the dirty windows, then the throbbing headache that follows suddenly being thrust into consciousness after a night I'm struggling to remember began.

*Groan*

A chorus of groaning sounded out from the dozens of naked sweaty bodies surrounding me, the weight of some pushing on my abdomen, making me realise how close I was to bursting.

"Get off me you stupid fuck"

I shoved the person laying on my chest to the side, revealing something unexpected, a large, studded, black, what I assumed was silicon, rod, emphasis on large, it was as long as my forearm, and slightly thicker.

I took a glance at the weirdo before climbing over the hill of squirming bodies, no one special, at least to my seemingly failing memory.

I had to climb through a tennis court sized room of conscious to semi-conscious, to still fucking bodies before I reached the little door that let me out, what welcomed me on the other side, was an intense frigid cold. Being completely naked was bad on its own, but what was worst was how fast my bladder was shrinking, I rushed through the hallway until I couldn't take it anymore.

*Smash*

I hurled myself through one of the large windows that lined the hallways of the unusual building and fell three stories, smashing, first through a cement tree, and then onto the hard pavement walkway beside the street.

"...You alright miss"

I looked around to see a street urchin boy leaning on the side of the building I just forcefully left through, probably seeking shelter from the burning rain that poured down from the dark, artificial sky.

"A few broken bones, punctured organs, and I definitely dislocated one or both of my shoulders"

I wasn't being sarcastic unfortunately, the fall went about as well as jumping from an unknown height through a pane of thin, stained glass, into a storm of acid rain could go, I do however no longer need a bathroom, and am very warm.

"Right, do'ya have any money miss?"

I had to stop myself from crawling my way over there and smacking him.

"Not a lot on me at the moment"

Unless you counted the giant love rod I had yet to take off, but I'd hardly expect the young boy to want that.

"I could take the strap-on off ya hands if ya like"

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The realisation hit me like the bike that also hit me at the same time, I'm on the lower layers, which should have been obvious from the moment I exited the building, which, after being re-positioned I could now see is a church.

What I of all people was doing in both a church and five or six layers beneath my own, I don't want to know, what I do want to know, is what the fuck I'm going to do to get back, and how I'm going to move with my body being such a mess.

"Oi miss, you still alive?"

Oh right, the kid, he may be more use than I first thought.

"Oh little boy, how about we strike a deal"

He looked at me strangely, which is to be expected, considering the sudden shift in tone, and cheery, singsongy voice.

"Right... names Cricky #6 by the way, let's getcha out that rain fore striking any deals miss"

I am glad he's semi intelligent, considering the what I've been told of the vent dwellers, I do wish he wasn't dragging me by the nipples though, It would probably hurt if I could feel it.

*kroph*

He threw me into a pile of garbage, and I sank straight into whatever mushy substance was stuffed into the bags, I would move, but It seemed I had been paralysed

"Great, now here's the deal, you can take this thing on my crotch, but you have to take me to a hospital... do you know what a hospital is?"

I could almost swear he was staring daggers at the back of my head, but i couldn't see, as long as my face remained buried in the garbage

"Ain't no ospitals round here miss, but I'll bring ya to a doctor friend o mine"

He grabbed my leg and dragged me through a network of alleyways and stairs, face first, scraping off my nose, a good portion of my face, and breaking my skull in multiple points.

At some point he noticed how badly the dragging was damaging me, and flipped me over, my nipples were, for lack of a better word, gone, large holes left in their place, which he took advantage of by sticking his fingers into them and lifting me onto his shoulders.

"You know, I just might hate you"

He brushed that comment off, little bastard, but he did eventually bring me to a building with a red cross on the door, which either meant corpse disposal or medical facilities, I was about to find out which one.

"Here it is miss, now I'll be taking this here, and sending you on your way"

He took the love rod off me as he talked, and opened the door, revealing a large metal tube, which makes me inclined to think corpse disposal

"Do'ya know, I just realised, you's is parellised, I could have just taken the bloomin thing"

He seemed to deliberate on that fact for quite some time, before shrugging his shoulders.

"aww well, we already here, may as well fulfil my end of the bargain"

These were, unfortunately the last words I heard before the little shit threw me down a giant metal chute.