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Classless Ascension

[ Climb the Dimensional Tower and have any wish fulfilled by the gods themselves! ] Enters Josh Malum. He was feared on Earth, but in this new world, he is but a Fallen. One that is forced to Climb. If it wasn't bad enough already he is also Classless, something that is unheard of in the Tower. Yet none of it phases him. "You think I should be despairing? Why? Is it because I'm classless? They offered me so many classes, I simply refused them all." Sacrificing the many worlds is a small price to regain what he once lost. To all the deities that stand in his way: F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Alternate Title: "Rip & Tear & Ducks"---- It's so big! That's what she said when she saw the massive ...chapter. This story is serious! No comedy tag! Seriously! According to readers = some comedy *shrug* ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Attention may contain---- -Huge D. Tower -Badass MC (Climbs the D) -Bullied Systems (In charge of the D) -Modern World (Where the D appears) -Multiverse (What the D is connected to) -Magic (Have you ever summoned a meteor?) -Game Elements (Stats, Skills, Levels, Equipment) -Guild Banter (They All Crazy!) -Bloodlines (Transformation and special abilities) -Bloodshed (Duh!) -VR (Like normal games, but better) -Killer Robots (Everything is better with killer robots!) -Pets (Is that Pokem@n ?!) -R18 tag: missclick...or not? (Who knows) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----More chaps when this becomes popular ---- Release rate: 1 Chapter/day 1-2 Chapters/day top 100 2 Chapters/day top 50 Official Discord: https://discord.gg/dV5DVyhj57

ClasslessAscension · Urban
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Clang Clang Motherfucker!

On Floor 21, a man could be seen happily swinging a pickaxe as he sang a discordant tune in a discordant voice. 

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Josh was improvising the lyrics as he dodged the onslaught of giant eagles. 

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Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho!

Watch and enjoy this great show! 

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Clang Clang, Motherfucker 

It's the amazing digging song!

Climbing the peak? That's wrong! 

We're here to take down some suckers.

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These birdbrains are all dunces! 

Soon will be toppled all at once! 

Are you ready for mass destruction? 

This will be a complete annihilation! 

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The young and old soon gone. 

No mercy for any of the NPCs! 

Shattered eggs all one can see 

Feel free to enjoy and look on! 

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Clang Clang Motherfucker 

Soon we'll pluck their feathers 

Takedown their strong leader