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"Come on, come on...…fuck! This is the 50th ten pull! Where's my guaranteed Uber rare?" A young man cursed. As a cultured human being, Leonardo worships 2 things in life: Jojo, and gacha games. Unfortunately, his luck is absolute trash.

"Fuck this game, I spent $3000 on it and no Ubers. Screw this shit, I'm going to take a walk."

Leonardo got up, and slammed his laptop shut, and grabbed his coat. After stepping outside, he realized that it wasn't a good idea, and tried to open the door. It was locked tight, and he forgot his keys. "Just my garbage luck", he muttered. "It's pouring right now, I'm locked out of my house, surely my luck couldn't get worse?" Then, out of nowhere, a truck slammed into him, and the last thought he had was," Of course, why would I even question that?"

When he opened his eyes, the first thing he thought was," I want a refund of my life." He got up, and looked around and saw nothing. "Huh, that's weird, isn't there supposed to be a god to pity me and give me a new life?" Then he immediately realized something terrible," Can it be my bad luck is so bad to the point where I can't even get a god to pity me?" After coming apron this conclusion, he sat down and mentally sobbed. "All I want is a refund of my life. Why can't a god give me one? Is my life this comical for you? Am I really just a reality TV show for you? Come on, I want to get paid! Eh?" After ranting for a while, he noticed a wheel that wasn't there before. Actually, there was 3 wheels that wasn't there before. And in front of the wheels, it said," You are going to had a bad time...."

He immediately started sweating, as it looks like wheel of fortune but on crack, and with his luck, he was fucked. Then he read the fine print underneath the totally original quote," Rng is defaultly set to normal, no matter how good or bad your luck is, you'll have a equal chance to get everything!" He sighed, then took a look at this first wheel, which lists a bunch of places like"HxH, DBZ, JJK, Fate, JoJo." He grabbed it and spinner it really hard, hoping for the best. In his mind, he prayed," Please, no Warhammer, Dark Souls, please, god, I don't want to instantly die again…. Please." And when he stopped praying, he saw it slowing down, and landed on," Jojo." He silently cheered, and immediately he regret it as the wheel turned a tiny bit left, and that was Dxd. "Fuck! Fuuuuuuuucckkkkk! Why are we still here, just to suffer?" He tried turning the wheel again, but it won't budge, so he gave up. Then he turn to the next wheel, and he just spinned it. At that point, he felt all hope is lost, and there's no meaning to life, and yadayada, and when he looked up, he saw "Quantum intelligence." He had no clue what that means, so he tried to spin it again, and it didn't work. He sighed, and spun the 3rd wheel, hoping for the best. And the 3rd wheel landed on,"God's plan." Now he really felt like his life was over, which it already was, but his second life was over before it even started. The last thing he thought was," God, do you really hate me?" before he fell asleep.