The Best Assholes

"Oh yes Tamaki" cackled Ashido. "Oh My Bunny." screamed Kaminari. I give them both a death glare and look over at Tamaki. He's a little red in the face, but also smiling. I interwind our fingers and place my head on his shoulder as the two of us continue walking through the common room towards the kitchen. We make tea together in silence while my friends continue to mock us. "Oh yea, I'm gonna cum!" Giggles out Toru. "Et tu Brute?" I say smirking at my oldest friend. "Hey L/N , Amajiki, I left you some food in the oven since you weren't up." Bakugo says to us in almost a whisper. I smile and thank him. I watch him walk away grateful and surprised he's being so kind while everyone else is teasing us. He sits next to Kirishima and looks at the two of us in the kitchen, "It's the damn quiet ones who scream in bed apparently, eh Therapy" He smirks at me. Well it was a nice moment while it lasted . Kirishima snickers into his hand.

"Sounds like you're jealous loser. At least I'm not the only one devastated he never got the chance to make her scream his name. I would have made you be even louder L/N. Americans would look at one another and wonder who is Monoma an-" His words were cut off when he was tackled by Mr. Die himself. "Shut your fucking mouth extra!" He spat out at him. He had his hand over Monomas face with sparks a little larger than normal spouting out. He was surrounded by most of the class who were too slow to beat Kacchan to Monoma. Tamaki is no longer by my side, instead next to Bakugo and Monoma with a rage on his face I've never seen before.

"That's not cool Monoma, we all know you liked L/N, but you can't just come strolling in here saying such disrespectful things to her and Amajiki." Deku let out with clenched teeth. "I'm not the only one who was making jokes." He protest. Bakugo lands a fist next to Monomas face causing the blonde to let out a whimper. "You don't know what the hell you're talking about. We're her friends, WE can tease her YOU CAN'T." Kaminari stepped forward "even if we did poke fun at her, none of us disrespected her or Amajiki by placing ourselves into bed with her." He yelled fists clenched. "Yeah, not to mention if they would have said for us to stop we would have, Tamaki told you to be quiet and you just kept going." Toru spewed in anger. Wait? Tamaki told him to stop? I hadn't noticed "Alright, I get it let me go Sparky" Monoma lets out. "Don't let me see your face in here again extra or I'll kill you." Bakugo screams at him as Monoma leaves looking terrified.

"My bunny, he shouldn't speak to you that way, I'm sorry" Tamaki whispers with his arms around my waist planting kisses on my forehead. I wrap my arms around him and pull closer into his chest. "L/N, Amajiki, tells us now, would you prefer we not tease you for your activities last night?" Iida asked us dutifully earning agreements to his question from the others. I look up at Tamaki, "I didn't mind it, I realize you were all just happy for us, what about you my love?" He smiles down at me "I meant what I said last night, I don't care what they think, as long as they aren't being graphic or over the top." He answered. Relieved sighs were heard around the room. "Well then in that case," Iida starts "I haven't heard screaming that loud since Goku fought Frezia." Everyone laughs, I look at Tamaki enjoying his laugh.

I pull away from his embrace to grab the whistling kettle and reheat the food Bakugo saved us. I smile thinking how my friends are the best assholes. They aren't just my friends, we're family, I let out a sniffle. "Pretty girls aren't supposed to cry" Mineta informs me. "Oh no, she really does mind the teasing" Uraraka worriedly lets out. "No, it's not that. I was just thinking about how we're a family and I'm going to miss all of you so much." Yaoyorozu comes over putting her arms around me joining in the cry. Soon it's a group hug of the entire class making promises to keep in touch. Deku cries the loudest about how he only made it this far because of everyone. Even Kacchan has a tear on his face, but no one would dare point it out. We agree to spend the day together no studying, even Iida. Todoroki lets Tamaki borrow some clean clothes.