My Arms Are Wide Open! Come Whack Me!

"Bald monk, do you think that we're being a little too extravagant? I don't think that this is too good. After all, one should not reveal their wealth. What if we were to attract the malicious intent of some evildoers? Look at that fella who is clutching his balls there! The look in his eye is as though he can't wait to devour me up!" Lin Fan said as he pretended to be in fear.

"Yes!" Reverend Shakya nodded his head seriously, "Benefactor, I think we're quite extravagant. However, if we are, so be it then! Who should we be afraid of? This benefactor here, may I know why you're clutching your balls? Do you have some Unspeakable Flaw of some sort? You can tell this poor monk here. This poor monk knows of some medical knowledge. Perhaps I can perform some treatment for you, benefactor."

"Y-you…you guys…!!!" Nie Kuanglong's heart was filled with hatred right now. To think that this fella would strike over just a single disagreement!