Crickfoot Match [2]

"Now, I shall be the first human in this world to score a sixer!!" I muttered with a small grin as I prepared because the elder who was sent my way was just a few kilometers away.

"Aaaaasrghhh!!" Before I even knew it, he was already just 20 meters away, which made me tighten my grip on my spear.

As soon as he reached my range, which was about 14 meters, I swung my spear at a 45° angle, aiming for his neck, as that part is the ball I was going to score a sixer with.

"Hyupp!!"

"Arghhhh!!!!" As soon as I performed the 45° swing aimed at his neck, it immediately made contact, and my spear went through it like butter.

Immediately after separating his neck from his body, I didn't wait even a millisecond; I used the hilt of my spear to thrust into his body, which had just stopped moving from the impact, only blood leaking out like a waterfall.

"!!!" After making his body slam away in a different direction, and seeing that the bal— ahem, I mean the head of the fourth elder was just about to go under my feet, I immediately kicked it, applying half of my strength, which made the head pop like a balloon, splashing blood all over my leg and clothes.

"Oh shit... I applied... a tiny bit more strength than needed," I said as I stuck my tongue out and made a comedic look on my face at the sight of the head popping and dirtying my clothes.

"Fuck... I thought I'd make a sixer with that head and send it flying through space... Sigh... I guess I underestimated my strength and used more force than necessary." I let out a deep sigh.

"I guess... I'll use less force on the next one that comes." I muttered in a low hush. Even though I missed it the first time, it's not like there's no more chance, right? There are still about two more human balls for me.

"Arghhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"Oh... speaks of the devil." I grinned from ear to ear as I looked ahead, where a shooting-star-like human was coming towards me at the speed of a shooting star.

"This time... I won't make such a miscalculation." I muttered as I smirked and then widened my stance until I reached shoulder-width apart, pointing my left foot at the human ball.

Then I bent a bit and grabbed my spear tightly, keeping it close to my body.

"Arrrrghhhhh!!!" Just as he reached my range, still at 14 meters away, I swung my spear in a 45° motion.

"Ugh—arhhhhhhh!!!" My spear sliced off his neck as he screamed in pain, and I shifted my hilt to thrust it toward his sagging body's heart with ease, slamming his body backward.

"Now!!" I smiled as I used my instep to lightly bounce the head a bit until it reached my hip level, then I lightly swung my leg backward before using my instep once again to kick it!

And as I did that, I made sure to only use 0.1% of my power, which did its job as the head flew straight until it hit the mountain about 8 miles away.

"VAMOS!!" I shouted with an excited grin.

"Finally... I did it!!"

"This will be called the 'Long Tian's Killer Kick'!!" I excitedly declared, my eyes shining brightly.

"Haha... now just one more to go..." I muttered as I eagerly anticipated the next human ball.

[10 minutes later...]

"Brace!"

"Hahaha!" Long Tian laughed out loud as he saw another human ball hit the exact same spot in the mountain ahead of him, achieving success two times in a row.

"Haha, since I'm done... I should head down."

"Father should be done by now..." He muttered as he headed down to the battlefield where they should be fighting.

...

"Hmm...!"

In the battlefield below, hundreds of bodies lay dead, blood everywhere as if it were a bloody bath, and it really was.

In the middle of it, two men could be seen: one was an old man wearing a pure white robe with black accents, and the other was a middle-aged man in a black robe with crimson accents.

Both of them sat atop two dead bodies while holding glasses in their hands.

"Patriarch! Here, please take another shot!" The first elder said, his cheeks red from being drunk on the booze.

"Hahaha, alright elder, gimme one!" Patriarch Yang said as the first elder filled his glass with the beverage.

"What the hell!" Long Tian muttered with a shocked look on his face.

'...if you can annihilate all of them in such a short time, why the fuck did you force me to come along?' he thought, frustration bubbling within him.

'Well... I can't say I didn't enjoy it, though... I guess I can't complain when I had the time of my life.' Long Tian sighed as he could find no reason to complain now, having enjoyed himself while playing crickfoot.

"Oh, son! You're here!? Hehe, come sit beside me!"

"Let's celebrate this easy victory!" Long Yang, the patriarch of the Long family, who always had a cold and serious look on his face, said with a silly grin as he took out another glass made purely of gold and filled it with a beverage.

"Here... take it!" He said as he passed it.

Long Tian didn't refuse it, as he was getting thirsty after playing for so long.

"Ehehehe!"

"Elder, what did you make Father drink?" Long Tian asked the first elder out of curiosity, as it was nearly impossible to make a cultivator at Long Yang's level drunk on mere alcohol.

"Nothing too crazy... just five glasses of an 8,000-year-old beverage that we found after looting the entire treasury," the first elder said, shrugging it off like nothing.

'Damn... most powerful cultivators would kill for a sip of such a powerful beverage, and this old coot shrugs it off like nothing.... Bruh!'

[A bit farther away.]

"Fuck!!! When will these bastards leave?"

"I've been waiting for almost half an hour by now!!" A bit farther away from where they were celebrating, an old man with wrinkles all over his face hid behind a huge tree, cursing while looking at them.

"This is really frustrating... First, you kill my entire family, steal all my treasures, and now you won't even leave me alone!!" He muttered, wondering if he should cry that they killed everyone or be happy that he was alive.

"I swear I'll get my rev—" He was about to swear to get his revenge when suddenly Long Yang, who was already too drunk, looked in his direction with bleary eyes that made him shiver.

"Fuck revenge!!! I'll just hide and create a new family!!" He cursed before running off in the exact opposite direction of where the Long family was celebrating.

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I'm trying to add comedy these few days.. am I making some of ya laugh? Lemmi know! Btw, where's my golden tickets, power stones, gifts 😭🎁?