Prepping For Remnant

Authors Note:

Kinglur wanted to see this so I decided to add a small little section of Nick Fury's POV of Rio's prank. Hope you enjoy it.

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POV Nick Fury

I am not sure what I was doing but all of a sudden I was at a tea party.

'Wait, why am I at a tea party? Wait what am I wearing?'

I look down and I am in a pink tutu. Before I can do anything a small bipedal cat in a pink blouse walks up to me and hands me a teacup.

HK: "More tea for you princess paranoia?"

Nick: "Thank you."

'Wait why am I talking to Hello Kitty? And did she just insult me?'

Nick: "Uh where am I?"

HK: "You're in Candy Mountain. The most magical place in the universe."

Nick: "I see, and why am I here?"

HK: "For the annual princess get-together, silly."

Nick: "How did I get here?"

HK: "Charlie the Unicorn brought you here. You sure do ask a lot of questions."

Ding Dong.

HK: "Oh those are the other princesses."

I look over to the door that is magically there now and I question what the heck is happening. I look around for an escape path.

HK: "Princess Egghead your mother has arrived."

For some odd reason I knew she was talking to me and I felt very scared about what was about to happen.

Katherine: "Nicholas Joseph Fury! What are you wearing? I thought I raised you better than to keep secrets from your mother!"

Nick: "Mother! This isn't what it looks like!"

I try to stand up but when I stand up I suddenly find myself doing Ballet with Coulson and Barton. I look around and see my mother in the audience recording me.

'Motherf***er! What is happening?'

We leave the stage right as a new person gets on stage. I see Hello Kitty, Barney, Elmo, and the Teletubbies doing a dance and I feel my feet move on their own as I start walking back on stage. We start singing a song.

Everyone: "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug, And a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?"

Nick: "AHHHHH!"

I look around and see I am in my room. I double-check that I am still secure before I curl up into a ball and think.

'Why are we still here, just to suffer.'

POV Rio

I was sitting down in the living room watching the news when Lucario came to join me.

Lucario: "What are you watching?"

Rio: "The news. Want to join me?"

Lucario: "Sure."

We both look to the TV.

News Announcer: "The most recent survey shows many are scared about the Civil War in Russia. Many wonder what either side might do if they get ahold of the Nuclear arsenal. Could we be seeing the start of the apocalypse?"

Rio: "Great more fearmongering just what the world needs right now."

Lucario: "Why are they making it seem like Russia would Nuke other countries during the Civil War? Wouldn't they be more likely to Nuke the opposing side?"

Rio: "Fear sells and as for your second question yes they would be more likely to use them on their enemies that is if anyone had Nukes. Since no one does it doesn't matter anyway."

News Announcer: "In other news, we have recieved reports that the Russian Republic is receiving aid from China and Belarus. The rebels are receiving aid from some unknown source. What is known is that the rebels seem to have many thousands of Sentinels from the Techno Union. We will now show you an interview we had with CEO Rio Magus of the Techno Union."

Interviewer: "Mr. Magus can you comment on the Sentinels being used by the Russian Rebels?"

Rio: "Yes I can. It's quite simple the leader of the rebellion Mr. Reznov purchased the Sentinels before he began his rebel activities. I have already given a copy of the purchase agreement to the governments of both Russia and the US to show everything was purchased legally and that according to the contract signed the Sentinels will remain in Mr. Reznov's care for the next 8 years. I would like to make it clear that Sentinels are made to be defensive robots not used in offensive actions. They are not very good when used in offensive actions."

Interviewer: "Would you care to address the claims that you are supporting a rebellion in a foreign country?"

Rio: "Yes, I am not supporting both factions. My official stance is neutrality. I want this terrible conflict to end just as much as anyone does. I am not Russian nor do I live in Russia so I don't know who is right or wrong. My heart does go out to all those who have perished already and I hope as few people have to die to end this terrible conflict."

Interviewer: "What about rumors you sent aid to the Rebels?"

Rio: "I sent humanitarian aid to everyone I could in Russia. The aid was medicine, blankets, and other survival needs to help those who weren't fighting. The children and the elderly are often those who suffer the most in wars. Thus I believe it is my duty to try and help those I can, just like I did here in the US. Moreover, Russia was also hurt by Godzilla meaning some places are still radioactive and many are still suffering."

Interviewer: "That was all we had thank you for answering our questions."

Rio: "Of course and have a nice day."

News Announcer: "There you have it folks it seems Mr. Magus just wants to help those in need like he seems to be doing a lot these days. Our sources tell us that Rio grew up an orphan and was living on the streets by himself for nearly a decade. it truly goes to show that anyone can rise to glory and fulfill the American Dream. That's all we have time for tonight folks but tune in at 6 to see any updates. This has been channel 9 news. Stay safe America."

Lucario: "I didn't know you were interviewed."

Rio: "It was just a few questions but I guess now you can say your dad was on the news. And it was for a good reason."

Lucario: "Who exactly am I supposed to tell it to? My sister?"

Rio: "Oh that reminds me I was going to announce you as my son along with your sister. Well, you will be adopted in official records. Since I don't have a mother for you 2 as for your appearances I was going to give you the ID Mask and your sister can just transform when she gets older. Mind you all of this won't happen for a year or 2."

Lucario: "Are you sure that is a good idea?"

Rio: "Sure, once your sister can better protect herself I think it would be nice to go out to dinner as a family."

Lucario: "I think I would like that."

Rio: "Well I should get ready, Orochimaru should have finished the Scroll of Justus for me. I also have many things to gather for my trial. You will be able to assist my clone while I am gone right?"

Lucario: "Yep, no problem. I just mastered feeding Chrysalis. Though she still has to eat it on her own. I can't just project brotherly love into her like you can with parental love."

Rio: "What you learned is good enough as she will soon be entering her next phase of life. Once she does she will be able to feed on her own without any assistance. Now I really need to go. See you later."

Lucario: "Bye."

I go to Orochimaru to get the Scroll. Then I grab the Halberd as I can store it with its crew and use it as a mobile base while in the RWBY universe. I then go to my office to pick up a USB that has a program I created to hopefully download anything Atlas or any of the other kingdoms had developed. After that I purchased a spell I thought would be useful, Dimensional Lock. With it, I should be able to capture Raven with it, or at least scare her into not fighting me. I plan on possibly stealing the maiden powers if possible or making a super maiden. Once everything was gathered I created a clone before going to see Chrysalis.

Rio: "Chrysalis are you in here?"

Chrysalis: "Yes dad I am just playing with my toys."

Rio: "I just wanted to drop by and let you know I will be gone for a week to a week and a half but I will leave a clone here with Lucario to take care of you."

Chrysalis: "Where are you going and can I come with you?"

Rio: "I am going to another universe and I am sorry but I can't take you. The travel spell won't let me."

Chrysalis: "But I don't want you to go."

Chrysalis uses Baby-Doll Eyes it's Super Effective.

Rio: "Oh don't give me that look you know that's my Kryptonite. I feel my powers fading oh no I can't take it anymore. Blegh."

I fell over in an overdramatic way. Chrysalis plays along and runs over to me.

Chrysalis: "Noooo!! What have I done? I have slain my own father and now I have become the very evil I swore to destroy."

I can't hold it in any longer and start laughing. Chrysalis can't help herself and she begins laughing as well.

Rio: "That was fun but I need to get going. I promise we can play all you want when I return. Will you behave while I am gone?"

Chrysalis: "Fine but will you play house with me when you get back?"

Rio: "Sigh. Yes, I will play house with you but you need to be on your best behaviour while I am gone. I will know if you were bad as my clone will tell me everything when I get back."

Chrysalis: "You can count on me, Dad. I will be the bestest ever."

Rio: "Bestest isn't a word but I get what you mean. Now come give me a hug before I go."

After the hug, I go check in with Tex before I leave.

Rio: "You have everything ready for my leave?"

Tex: "Yes sir. I have made contingencies for every possible scenario I could think of. We are more than ready to survive the next 7-11 days."

Rio: "Good, I will aim for 7 days but I promise to do everything in my power to avoid more than 11 days. Though I am leaving behind a clone who is literally me if you really need my advice. Lastly are you sure you won't need the Halberd?"

Tex: "Yes I am positive. Moreover, the Halberd is commanded by an upgraded commander droid. I am confident they will be able to assist you in your endeavors. Is there anything else you need from me or are you going to leave now?"

Rio: "No, that was it. I will teleport from my room to ensure my clone can find me quickly. Good luck Tex and may the Force be with you."

Tex: "You as well sir."

I teleport to my room and do one last inventory of what I am bringing. The Halberd with a full crew, Scroll of Jutsus, Nahkriin, The USB, The Neuralyzer, Ring Of Twilight, Alicorn Amulet, Crystal Crown, 3 sets of Enchanted Ballistic Weave clothing, Spoon Of Prosperity, Palantir, and 10 Senzu Beans. As well as anything else just sitting in my inventory doing nothing.

'System activate Trial Savior Of Remnant.'

To Be Continued...

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Authors Note:

The next 2 or 3 chapters will be about Rio's journey through Remnant. He will be using it as a less efficient Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Also, he will be doing a lot of training in all of his skills. The entire Trial should only take no more than 3 more chapters. After this trial it will be time for Gacha again so send me your suggestions. Until Next Time Ciao.