Tien explodes again?! (He deserves it)

Launch woke up the next morning, stretching her arms and resting her face on Zephyr's chest, "Mmm~ So warm." Zephyr squeezed her behind and she looked up, seeing him looking at her gently. 

Blonde Launch blushed, "What are you looking at!?" Zephyr chuckled and hugged her, "Just you~" Launch snorted and punched his chest softly, "Shut up…" Zephyr chuckled happily as Bulma screamed, "WHAT?! WEST CITY?! WE HAVE TO GO!"

Bulma scrambled everyone, "Hurry hurry!" pushing them in a plane and driving out quickly, "Oolong! Puar! Watch Tien!" Zephyr added, "Oh, uh, not too close…" Oolong winked at him, "Chop him up?" as he winked a dozen times.

Zephyr gave him a thumbs up as Bulma punched him, "GET IN THE JET!" before glaring at Oolong, who shrank back, "I'm sorry, Ma'am!"

The Jet blasted out and flew over as a TV inside the jet started playing the news.

"We'll have to leave the fate of the world in the hands of a child!"

Then a massive explosion!

The jet flew over and Zephyr squinted, seeing Goku flying through Piccolo, who then spit out an egg. Zephyr jumped out of the jet and exploded across the sky, elbowing Piccolo in the head, stopping him from exploding!

Piccolo looked back, "Wha-What…" as he fainted.

Namekians didn't die so easily!

Zephyr held Demon King Piccolo and thought of something, saying, "Goku!" Goku looked up and held a peace sign, "Heehee~" Zephyr chuckled and said, "Krillin, take care of him! I'll be back!"

Krillin shouted, "Where are you going?!" Zephyr shot off towards the egg, "Don't worry about it!"

Krillin held up Goku and the Jet landed, Bulma ran out, "What about Zephyr?!" Krillin waved, "He's fine, he had something to do… Do you have Senzu beans?" Bulma took Krillin into the Jet with Goku, flying away.

Zephyr came to a forest, landing in front of a little guy.

Zephyr looked down at the kid, who looked up, "Who are you- Father?!" Zephyr dropped Demon King Piccolo and looked at Little Piccolo, squatting down and grinning, "Hehe! Your name will be Piccolo from now on."

Piccolo glared at him, "Did you kill my dad?!" Zephyr shook his head and punched Piccolo into the ground, "He's not your dad! He's an evil scum bag!" Piccolo held a bump on his head and cried, "Owie!"

Zephyr pointed at Piccolo and used the Species Ability Upgrade.

Piccolo coughed and looked at Zephyr in confusion. 

[Absorption Ability Upgraded!]

[Absorption- Namekian ability. Will Absorb all the Knowledge and power of the other Namekian without affecting Personality. Will not leave behind Ghosts or other consciousnesses other than the main consciousness. Will absorb everything about the Namekian without affecting mentality at all including Skills, Knowledge, Power, Experiences, etc.]

[Experiences and Memories appear like a Movie. Do not affect the mind of the user forcefully. Can change thoughts about things like normal experiences.]

Zephyr pointed at Demon King Piccolo and said, "Put your hand on his chest like this. There you go. Now absorb him!" Piccolo was stunned and tried it out, absorbing Demon King Piccolo entirely!

Little Piccolo was stunned and gasped, "He killed so many people?!" Zephyr rubbed his head and smiled, "You don't want to kill people, right? You're a good boy! Come on, let me train you." Piccolo looked at him suspiciously, "Why are you helping me?"

Zephyr laughed, "Because you're a good person!" Piccolo was stunned, "Just for this?!" Zephyr hugged his knees, resting his chin with a smile, "Do I need another reason to help someone?" Piccolo made a Pikachu face and wiped his eyes, "You're a good person!"

Zephyr laughed and pulled Piccolo's hand, "Come on, kid. I'll teach you how to fight." Piccolo was silent for a while before asking, "Are you my new dad?" Zephyr nearly tripped and said, "Teacher. Teacher…"

Piccolo nodded, "Oh… Father." Zephyr's lips twitched, "Whatever you say…"

As Zephyr trained Piccolo, he brought him home and sent a Copy of the 6 Powers to Roshi, who passed it around.

Launch was stunned, "Piccolo?!" Zephyr smiled and nodded, "Yep! I'm training him now!" Launch frowned, "This guy almost destroyed the Earth!" Piccolo waved, "Hello, Mother." Launch was dazed and Zephyr chuckled, "That was before, this was now! Are you ready to train?"

Launch grinned, "Finally! Come on!" Zephyr smiled happily and starting training intensely for the next Tournament.

He learned from his mistakes this time and only used the Dragon Balls twice!

1- Give all the Z-Fighters (Zephyr, Goku, Yamcha, and Krillin) a Card with Infinite Zeni

Sheron was dazed, please stop using loopholes! Wish Granted.

2- Give Tien a head full of Hair that never goes bald no matter how hard he tries

Sheron: you're so ruthless! Wish Granted.

Tien suddenly grew hair and was dazed.

Zephyr dusted his palms and sneered before going back to training…

Another year passed and Zephyr didn't make a wish just in case something crazy happened… Like the Earth exploding or something…

The day before the tournament

Zephyr looked at his points and sighed.

[26,340p]

Not enough…

Well, it's better to save for now.

The next day

Zephyr stood in front of the Venue with Launch holding his arm as he held an umbrella. Just 6 months ago, Piccolo went out to train on his own and hadn't come back. Zephyr wasn't too sad but Launch was upset… and much more active!

Zephyr looked at her helplessly, "Okay, we can try…" Launch smiled cutely, "Yay~" as she kissed his cheek. Zephyr smiled happily and turned, kissing her gently, hugging her waist as she leaned on his chest…

Bulma, Roshi, Oolong, and Puar walked over, "Hey!" Launch hugged Bulma, "Wow! You're so pretty!" Bulma giggled and said, "Look at you! Amazing~!" as they chatted, Roshi looked at Zephyr, "You haven't been neglecting training, right?"

Zephyr nodded seriously, "Not even a single day!" before whispering, "Or night… Huehuehue~" Roshi laughed along, "Huehuehue~ Good boy~ Hue hue hue~!" As Zephyr and Roshi were laughing, a man walked over, "Hey! Where's Krillin and Yamcha?"

Zephyr and Roshi looked over, Zephyr shrugged, "They're not here, yet. How was Kami?" Goku gave Zephyr a thumbs up, "Great! I'm a lot stronger now, you know!" Zephyr pouted, "How much stronger…" Goku laughed and slapped his back, "Where's your fighting spirit! It's not that much! Only about twice as strong!"

Zephyr nearly collapsed!

His own Power level was only 750!

He looked at the system and pouted.

[Goku current- 793]